Preview: Purdue at Penn State
Purdue (3-2 Overall, 1-0 Big Ten, 0-0 Pig Division) at Penn State (5-1 Overall, 2-0 Big Ten, 1-0 Pig Division)
Kickoff: 12:00 p.m. Beaver Stadium, University Park, PA
The Line: Purdue +12, Over/Under 41.5 (VegasInsider.com)
TV: BTN. Tom Hart (play-by-play), Derek Rackley (analyst), Lisa Byington (sideline).
Weather: More like October. Sunny, 54 degrees, steady 20 mph winds from the west with higher gusts.
Behind Enemy Blog Lines: Hammer and Rails. Boiled Sports.
Friends And Family: Pickin' On The Big Ten. PSU review/preview at Off Tackle Empire.
Oh, Hey, It's Homecoming. This means baton twirling master John Mitchell will be standing on the 20 yard line, throw his baton off the 10 yard line, and it'll bounce right back to him. Dude has that thing on a leash. This will end BSD's annual tribute to baton twirling.
Autolock Disabled. The automatic first read for the Penn State quarterbacks, Derek Moye, is out of commission for at least the next two weeks after breaking the fifth metatarsal bone in his right foot. The official PSU press release says Moye tripped on steps in his apartment after dinner, and the injury won't require surgery. The press release also contains this bit of wishful thinking: "he could return for the Oct. 29 home game with unbeaten Illinois." We'll see about that. These types of injuries don't heal quickly due to the lack of blood flow in that part of the body.
This leaves the Penn State QB's a most difficult task on a windy day: go through their reads like normal quarterbacks instead of blindly heaving the ball toward Derek Moye in hopes that he'll fight off two or three defenders for the reception. One would have to assume that Purdue will load up against Penn State's running game, given the conditions, Moye's absence, and PSU's performance against Iowa last week. Can Penn State make Purdue pay for this strategy through the air?
The Cavalry. Moye may be out, but three imortant contributors have been deemed "possible" by the Penn State SID: D'Anton Lynn (neck), Brandon Beachum (ankle), and Stephon Morris (ankle).
And Who The Hell Are These Guys? Oh, Purdue. Former butt of every oatmeal and diabeetus joke under the sun when Joe Tiller was coaching, but now led by the much more conservative and stoic 'stache of Hopeful Danny.
They Any Good? Not especially. They lost to Rice, if that answers your question. They also were blown out by Notre Dame (see handy chart courtesy of Boiled Sports). Their three victories were over the tomato cans of college football: Middle Tennessee State (1-4, 146th Sagarin ranked), Minnesota (1-5, 134th Sagarin), and something called Southeast Missouri State (1-4, 217th Sagarin).
Analog? Obviously, the closest comparison to Penn State on Purdue's previous schedule is Notre Dame, which came dangerously close to having a 200-yard rusher (Cierre Wood, 191 yds) and a 100-yard rusher (Jonas Gray, 94 yds) against the Boilers. Also, Tommy Rees threw for 250+ yards and three touchdowns, while Purdue racked up way over 100 yards of penalties. They're the most penalized team in the conference, by a rather wide margin. DIRTY PURDUE.
BSD Across America. Did you know that our guy Ben Jones was a guest on Boiled Sports' podcast? EITHER DID I, UNTIL I FOUND IT FOR MYSELF, BEN. Listen to it here, it's rather entertaining.
Quarterback Controversy! Caleb TerBush (seriously, I want an explanation of that name) or Robert Marve? TerBush started last week, played four series, and exited with a 24-0 lead. Marve got one second quarter series, then went missing until mop-up time. As for Penn State, I will absolutely not be shocked if Rob Bolden starts again. If so, we've gone from "give Bolden every chance to win the job" to "let Bolden decisively destroy himself in front of 95,000 people". Either way, there appears to be no real incentive or inclination to change the system. Things may become interesting again if Bolden gets hot. If he continues to play H.O.R.S.E. with his passes, however, get your moxie jokes ready.
Plan Of Attack? Handoffs, short passes, handoffs, short passes. With Moye out of the lineup, Purdue may decide to put star cornerback Ricardo Allen on Justin Brown all day (well, if they deem Brown important enough to shut down). That would mean a number of other receivers will have to show up in big ways. Between Moye's injury and the weather conditions, expect a low-scoring, relatively docile game.
Waves Of Random Guys. Purdue has three receivers (Justin Siller, Antavian Edison, and O.J. Ross) and two running backs (Ralph Bolden and Akeem Shavers) who essentially have the same stats. Siller has been Purdue's Michael Robinson in a sense, a guy who has changed offensive positions as Purdue's dire needs have required.
Oh, And Cheaters Never Win. Just noticed that Penn State (823) passed Ohio State (822) on the all-time wins list. Hey, how 'bout that.
Prediction in GIF form?
Cute win against Minnesota last week, Boilermakers. Her comes the miniature John Deere of DOOM.
Penn State 20, Purdue 9.
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I think Dukes should wear a John Deere hat for Halloween
it’d be the perfect costume.
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by Kunza on Oct 14, 2011 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
BTW I love the DUUUUUUUUUUUUKES Cheers
I heard toward the end of the Iowa game. Like they use to do for Duece Staley in NO. I really want that to catch on. Every carry he gets, the crowd starts boo’ing. Only we’re not boo’ing, we’re saying DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKES.
Anyway, the flashlights eat our human power grids, our souls if you will. So i destroyed them, and if a few precious panties were burnt or soiled in the reckoning then so be it
by millzners on Oct 14, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We used to do that for
McCOOOOOOOOOO
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
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by Paige2PSU on Oct 14, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
That GIF is filled with Awesome.
"Illegitimus non Carborundum!" (Don't let the bastards wear you down)
The best part
He clearly turns left at the end toward the girl on the ground.
Anyway, the flashlights eat our human power grids, our souls if you will. So i destroyed them, and if a few precious panties were burnt or soiled in the reckoning then so be it
yeah, wonder what happened next!
hopefully doesn’t grow up like this!
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/10/12/man-charged-after-parking-space-argument/
My grammer skills need improved.
Bureau Chief Trina Orlando
Has different hair in her bio pic than she does in the ‘reporting’ video. Although her galoshes get a nice closeup in the vid.
The only thing that would make it better is if you could photoshop in Dukes driving the mini-Gator
by nuker77 on Oct 14, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, if the little tarts
don’t want to find themselves on the wrong end of a hood ornament, they might want to learn to play their instruments. Nobody likes a day in the backyard spoiled by a bunch of caterwalling.
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by rahpsu92 on Oct 14, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hopeful Danny?
Seriously, dude?
SHAVE THE ‘STACHE IMMEDIATELY. You’re not deserving of it with a stupid twitter handle like that.
I just noticed you had Gunther
I would totally like to hear that in the Beav. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
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It would be totally family appropriate to hear...
“You touch my tra la la” in Beaver stadium
by Artiefufkin10 on Oct 14, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Well with the Lionette Dancers there since 06(?)
The “family appropriate” is harder for me to sell.
Also the arent using a radio-edit of Party Rock Anthem. They just mixed the music at a higher fidelity than the vocals so it drowns out a little.
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My youngest grandson absolutely loves the Lionette Dancers
He went and sat with them at a basketball game two years ago and just stares in awe when they do the high kick line.
he is a smart kid too
My grammer skills need improved.
by BMAN13 on Oct 14, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe they are better than I remembered
but in 06 when I was in the student section they were dancing like they were at Cell Block the night before.
But if they do a better routine now than then, I’m all for it.
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Does anyone have a link for the list of all-time wins by college football programs
that is up-to-date. 5 minutes of googling was fruitless.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
cfbdatawarehouse.com
Is usually where I go for that info, although I can’t vouch for it’s up-to-dateness
Anyway, the flashlights eat our human power grids, our souls if you will. So i destroyed them, and if a few precious panties were burnt or soiled in the reckoning then so be it
That gif literally has me in tears.
Thank you.
by Illegal Formation on Oct 14, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The GIF prediction
got me some strange looks at the office when I busted out laughing. Well played, Chris.
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McG's performance this Saturday
I preface this by acknowledging that I was in the Team Bolden camp until last week and am now firmly in the TeamRedd/Dukes/Run the Damn Ball camp.No one can deny that Bolden has been BAD as of late. That said…….McG has not been all that much better and for the angry fanbase demanding he be named the starter….calm down…….the irishman has been getting the majority of the snaps in the game. Strangely the staff did not implement that philosophy when McG was 1/10/0 yards against Bama. Bringing us to this Saturday…….what will McG due without Derek Moye? Can he eliminate the stare down of receivers and his penchant for costly turnovers? What will the staff due if in fact Robo looks good when he gets in the game? If Purdue has any kind of D Coordinator they put 9 in the box to stop our run and make our less than stellar QB’s become relevant. Though I expect PSU to win this game, I think this game will present a very good illustration of where PSU QB’s stand. Will we be able to put any responsibility on their backs for IL, Wisco, OSU and Nebraska OR should we start taking a look at Georgia Tech’s offense?
I thought only safeties played 15 yards off the ball! Let's crack some nuts!
More conspiracy
Where was Jay after dinner a few nights ago? Lurking in Moye’s stairwell? Well, can anyone conclusively rule that out?
By now the plan should be clear:
Step 1: Give Bolden the starting nod early in the season.
Step 2: Play to Bolden’s weaknesses, let blitzers come free, pay the receivers to drop crucial passes until Bolden’s confidence is mush.
Step 3: Set McGloin up for the easiest touchdown throw in three seasons to clinch the wib against Iowa, thereby establishing him as the clear leader in the qb derby.
Step 4: Have McGloin’s favorite target “trip” and let McGloin flounder against weak competition in ugly wins.
Step 5: With both quarterbacks rendered useless, pitch consecutive shutouts against Illinois, Nebraska, and Ohio State. Win each game on a deep, last-second field goal by Anthony Fera, who has somehow stayed Mango-free for months.
Step 6: Joe Paterno declares himself fully recovered from his pre-season injury.
Step 7: Roll into Madison with a shot at the B1G championship on the line.
Step 8: First off the bus? Not McGloin, not Bolden. Joe Paterno, who starts at quarterback, waves off the plays called from the coaching booth (windows open to show the Jay-Galen shock) and calls his own plays, many of which consist of nothing but sending Devon Smith on crossing patterns hell-bent on Bielema.
What? Did you not hear what Paterno said about wanting to put in a helmet at the Bama pep rally?
He wasn’t joking, people! Pay attention! It’s all so, so clear!
by tuscaloosalion on Oct 14, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
you dont have to be fast on a 3 step crossing route
I still want joe to play in the 3 deep and add to his career INT total.
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ok I know mangoless was because of the rum he enjoys....
but did anyone else have this in their head?

MANGO!!
All of our comments are irrelevant - LetsGoPSU
I DIDN'T UNTIL NOW!!!
Thanks…I didn’t need that.
"Illegitimus non Carborundum!" (Don't let the bastards wear you down)
This deserves so much more than 5 recs.
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 14, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite was #5
Step 5: With both quarterbacks rendered useless, pitch consecutive shutouts against Illinois, Nebraska, and Ohio State. Win each game on a deep, last-second field goal by Anthony Fera, who has somehow stayed Mango-free for months.
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Though, generally when it is a blue sapphire rather than a dude doing. John Mitchell’s awesome though. The dude doing it now is good too, but no in Mitchell’s league. I miss PJ. And Bobby Jo.
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Ha! Purdue strategy
We haven’t attacked a weakness all year. Look at us to be in a nickel package all day.
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I would be afraid to see the result of a big hit on one of those.
by JRM397 on Oct 14, 2011 11:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
dont be ridiculous... that'd waste a scholarship
I’m thinking his place is more on d with devon still hurling him at the opposing qb all day.
by JRM397 on Oct 14, 2011 12:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
I like the play
where McGloin/Bolden hurl DAY-Von over the defensive line of the other team and into the end zone for a TD!
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by Paige2PSU on Oct 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or run across the middle 'in drag'
Moo-moo wearing a moo-moo – gotta be distracting
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by GoodOleDays on Oct 14, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s so fast you probably couldnt even see it…at least until the bww guy trips him on a sprinkler.
by JRM397 on Oct 14, 2011 12:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
His last album was average at best
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I read an article on pennlive by flounders. He made it sound like drake isn’t a viable option because he is still nursing the leg injury.
by JRM397 on Oct 14, 2011 12:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
True
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Oct 14, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Noting the weather forecast
- I can understand that the game plan might just have even a few more running plays penciled-in for Saturday (combinations of Redd/DUKES!/Green/Z/Suhey are quite fine with me) but I’d really like to see Kersey show his Blue/White game flashes in actual game time. #81 hopefully had a great week of practice with thoughts of self redemption for his end-zone drop last week – and I hope he can prove himself!
Perhaps the game planning has some double TE sets in there now, since Haplea AND Sczerba are progressing. It’d be sweet to see them out in front of any of the Nittany Lion backs off a sweep; or get either of them across the middle.
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
Don't forget to......
put in #21 for the obvious screen pass AND do, do ,do the end around when we are moving the ball in the Red Zone. Yes, I’m being sarcastic, but this absolute crap with Moye really, really hurts the O this week…..I hope that I am big time wrong in the assessment, but then Jay and Galen aren’t injured are they?
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by DerryPharmer on Oct 14, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
feel a bit sorry for Green, the only play he was in was also one of the few plays no one blocked well…and yes it was a screen to him…
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Devon Smith hitting Paterno?
"Illegitimus non Carborundum!" (Don't let the bastards wear you down)
I didn't care much for
her outfit or her dancing either. FYI, sheep can be pretty bitchy.
Yo fumo español
I have no real desire
to know how you know that.
"Illegitimus non Carborundum!" (Don't let the bastards wear you down)
by RWReese on Oct 14, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes - and a pretty good disguise, too.
I always wanted to know what ‘in sheep’s clothing’ looked like.
we're all here, but we're not all there
Can we recruit the lamb?
Look at that last second explosion through the block. Lions and lambs are forecast to be cool with one another at some unspecified future date.
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by SubLime on Oct 14, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Pictured: Tamba Hali vs. Tim Brasic.
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 14, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That will probably be your most accurate prediction.
I mean, you never know, this game might be deceptively close in the second half, but the likely outcome is me trying to fight off sleep as we grind out a boring win.
"Who do you think you are? You’re the son-of-a-bitch that sat at that desk over there and fired Johnny Cash. Let it go down in history that you’re the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met." - Merle Haggard
Simple solution:
Put jersey #6 on Brown or one of the other tall receivers. RoBo/M2 will think they are looking at Moye, and throw to “him”.
I thought M2 had some good out passes to JB last week, and that JB did a great job of snagging the ball and staying in-bounds. Watched the game again last night, and saw a three-peat of that play.
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Like Van der Sloot, of Nederland origin and originally two words.
Dutch: Americanized form of Ter Boes, a topographic name for someone who lived in uncultivated woodland.
Uh oh, Dutch for Too Country.
Wat er mis is met Purdue Pete’s de ogen, mijnheer?
"Just noticed that Penn State (823) passed Ohio State (822) on the all-time wins list. Hey, how 'bout that."
Awesomeness.
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