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AIN'T NO REULES OF ENLGISH... CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN

woo, so I was talkin' to jtot via email a week or such and so ago and he was like, Rambler, man, you're arguing well sometimes, but you're pretty incosnisti (that's Italian) and you've gotta be loose look at how people love WorldBFat and look at how Shogun keeps things light but reasonable, bro, you'uns gots to feel me.

So, suck it, Northwestern, suck it, world, we're 7-1, aren't we?

Joe knows what the he double l he's doing. He's telling the media, "Ah, I'm not picking either quarterback", but that's because it's the dadgum media, yo. You've got the Munster Mouthpiece playing the whole game because Joe knew we would have to score some points before TOM THE TERRIBLE BRADLEY and his MEN OF STEEL shut the door like I knew they would - because THEY'RE MEN.

woo JORDAN HILL 717! 717! STEEL-HIGH ROLLERS REPRESENT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO ASSOCATION WITH THEM! 717!

Lots of mispslling hers

On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin

Bounce right off that line

Run the ball three times a series

Punt on 4th and nine

tHAT doesn't fit anymore because Wiscon-con-conniesin can throw the ball real good now but I don't like them because they're doucheabags (classic BSD spelling all hail Block O Nation)

Hey, about that Bill Snyder? HAYDEN FRY COACHING TREE, BLOUSES!

717!

Hey, Russell Wilson just threw a terrible interception. BUT TELL ME ABOUT HOW PENN STATE AIN'T GOT A CHANCE, WORLD. I WANT YOU'UNS TO TELL ME ABOUT HOW I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP, EAT MY SCRAPPLE, AND IGNORE HOW GOOD MY TEAM IS. 7-1 AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, ZOOK. AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR FANS BOO YOU YOUR OWN LOUSY STADIUM, brutus (notice lack of capitizazzzzzztion because SCREw EM

 

PERSA STRONG? MORE LIKE TOM BRADLEY STRONG! MORE LIKE JOE PATERNO STRONG

 

PICK 'EM BLUES, RALPH MOONEY! GOD BLESS JIMMIE RODGERS AND GOD BLESS PENN STATE FOOTBALL FOR MAKING THE 717 (GOD'S COUNTRY) HAPPY AGAIN

And here's what we're gonna make Nebraska sing:

 


And here's what Wisconsin fans will look like (Well, win or loss, but just pretend with me)


Yeah woo

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