I now realize that Waylon was describing Penn State fans. I love it. Only me and SubLime care, but that's more than just me, so good.
Also, there is nothing I love more than the interplay between Waylon and steel guitar legend Ralph Mooney ("Moon") on these songs. Just saying.
Where was I?
Here's my memory of this game, as I described it to a friend:
Penn State's offense did absolutely jack for almost the entire game. The defense gave them like 50 turnovers and they did nothing. We blocked a punt and they did nothing [notice how I say we for the defense and they for the offense] but got a field goal. The defense shot Zook in the face and gave them the ball at the 1 yard line and they threw an interception or something. Then the defense stopped Illinois but the offense had 80 yards to win the game. And they did it.
And they did it!
I'm completely out of words. Yeah, there's much progress to be made, but screw it, this team is awesome and it's time to stop thinking otherwise. They might lose to Wisconsin. They're not losing to anyone else.