5%

It’s like Howard the Duck. You’re incredulous that so much suck can be packed into a couple hours. And you’re angry that you paid to see it. (4 votes)

5%

Weekend at Bernie’s: The season is dead, but you might as well have fun with it until it starts to really stink. (4 votes)

6%

Sophie’s Choice. Man, it’s a hard call but it needs to be made for the survival of the family. Pick one. (5 votes)

5%

Catwoman. It’s awful in so many ways….but the suit (defense) is a thing of beauty and keeps you riveted. (4 votes)

1%

The Blob. You keep cheering for Steve McQueen (Kevin Dillon in the remake) but the suck is always just a few steps behind. (1 vote)

1%

Star Trek IV. They can use the sun (the line issues and other problems) to pull them around and fling them to the place they need to be (1 vote)

6%

The Goonies. Sure there are challenges along the way, but they grow stronger working together and eventually overcome the pock-marked faced bad guys to win the day. Plus it stars Rudy and Josh Brolin’s huge head. (5 votes)

4%

Reservoir Dogs. You could just tell right from the start that it’s going to end bloody (3 votes)

4%

The Wizard of Oz. You’ve seen it so many times by now that even though it is a little scary in the beginning, you know it’ll end happy. (3 votes)

2%

Brown Bunny. WTF was that?!?! (2 votes)

5%

Remember the Titans. The only thing keeping this team back is a midnight run through a cemetery and the wisdom of a ten-year old girl. (4 votes)

52%

tO$U is the Jar Jar Binks of Movies. Sucks so bad even little kids throw up in their mouths a bit when they are forced to watch. (39 votes)