Let's talk about a REAL list: Academics.  Alumnus, students, staff, fans...we throw better than McGloin and Bolden put together!  

#51 out of 400 ranked by the Times Higher Education

PSU highlight says we're known as the "Public Ivy".  I never heard of the title but I like the sound of it!

Peking University...we HAD YOU! (#50)

Kyoto University...you SUCK (#52)

King's College London...BOOOO (#56)

Ohio State University...what country are you in?  BOOO (#57)

École Normale Supérieure...you're tied with the University of Pittsburgh HAHAHA!!! (#59)

Katholieke Universiteit Leuven, Georg-August-Universität Göttingen, Seoul National University...we'll kick your ass in football...and our QBs are TERRIBLE!!!

Seriously though, I am shocked we rank higher than University of Southern California, Rice University, University of Notre Dame, Dartmouth College, Vanderbilt, WIlliam & Mary, Emory, and Boston College.  I think it's because I've been relying on US News & World Report, which is about as relevant now as the AP Poll.

B1G has 5 in the top 50, 9 in the top 100.

Vanderbilt comes in at #70, the highest SEC school on the list.  The very next one is Florida at 125.  

Oh, and yours truly lives four blocks away from #1.  Thankfully, it ain't LSU or 'Bama in this world.