EVERYONE CLAP BEFORE DEVON GETS MAD EVERYONE QUICK NOW--------- (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)
Well now they have to give it to him. Devon Still was named a finalist for the Bronko Nagurski Trophy, which is awarded to the nation's best defensive player. The other finalists are Illinois DE Whitney Mercilus, Alabama S Mark Barron, LSU CB Morris Claiborne, and Boston College LB Luke Kuechly.
No no no, but the NCAA is a not-for-profit. Definitely. Earlier this week, the internet got its grubby hands on some of the NCAA's financial statements, which were accidentally leaked. You'll be shocked to learn that they're absolutely swimming with cash.
Take a cab next time, Gary Pinkel. Because it's a whole lot cheaper than getting a DWI and being suspended a week without pay. All told, this is going to cost Pinkel roughly $300,000.
FOOTBAWWWWWW. After two plus seasons of losing and embarrassing incidents, New Mexico wanted to get a new coach that was the polar opposite of the departed Mike Locksley. By hiring former Notre Dame coach Bob Davie, they've all but ensured there won't be assistants getting punched in the face, but the winning part may not change much. BOY YEW GAWTA PUNT THAT FOOTBAWWWWW.
Oh dear. Condolences to Oklahoma State, who lost womens basketball coach Kurt Budke, assistant Miranda Serna, and two others when their plane crashed this morning. 2011, feel free to end any time now.