Black Shoe Diaries Podcast: Happiness Eternal
Nothing but non-stop sunshine, we say. The Sandusky and Curley/Schultz legal proceedings are in full swing, Penn State doesn't appear any closer to naming a new head coach, recruits are bailing, Joe Paterno is reportedly struggling with his cancer treatments, and quarterbacks are getting knocked out or cited for stealing Gatorade.
As a wise man once said, "Let's have a real good something something."
Kevin and I discuss the latest developments, and I exasperatingly use the phrases "I don't know" or "I don't care" a combined 183 times. Subscribe to the podcast through iTunes, or listen through the tried and true methods you love (right-click and save, or the OOH FANCY media player below).
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At least the polka's back
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
Too many pictures of sad robots these days...
I was looking for something more appropriate and found this, which seemed to be just about perfect:

(insert Drake/McGloin joke here)
The depth of both my sadness and anger is unfathomable.
We (Still) Are...
Is it safe to assume that the red one is McGloin?
Run.
by Bob Sacamano on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I think the one with whirls for eyes
is having a seizure/concussion. I’d go with him for MM.
"The only difference between a brown-noser and a shit head is depth perception"
-PSU_Lions_84
Paterno struggling?
That’s not what the fanshots say.
"Woop woop." - Waylon Jennings
by ReadingRambler on Dec 20, 2011 10:32 AM EST reply actions
Liveblog the podcast? What's that? Sure!
BSD as microcosm of PSU, vis a vis ‘professionalism?’ LOVE it!
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Patrick Vint is running the PSU coaching search?
LOVE it! Have you ever seen Pat Vint & Ira Lubert in the same place? Uh-huh.
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KHD
The search committee is ‘sending out Google Calendar invites all week.’
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Awesome commentary on the PSU message re: de-emphasis of football
CG: No, they’re not.
KHD: speculates will coincide with an increase in liberal arts education, b/c that’s what central PA needs
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My thought
Lubert & Joyner’s first item of discussion about search parameters included the time frame. I’m guessing they acknowledged (to themselves) that this recruiting class is far less important than ‘getting it right,’ and that they knew they’d be in the search biz until after Jan1.
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Also, they clearly know they've got Bradley through that time and probably beyond
Anyway, just guesses as to their clear ‘not interested in hurrying’ motif.
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KHD
Great distinction between ‘vindicated’ (JoePa, from MM testimony) vs. the week ahead of the Neb game (yes, he has been) and vs. the magnitude of the whole scandal (no, he hasn’t; nobody has)
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KHD
Reflects poorly on the BoT that they were in such a ‘PR frenzy’
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Basically where I stand. We need a strong leader.
#Collyer4BOT
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
What we need is a "Great Successor"
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
KHD
There’s a lot of misinformation, still, about this whole thing.
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I was enjoying the liveblog. What the hell, tot?
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
Pic is large, but worth it....

@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Actual tots
putting down for nap…
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CG
Still completely comfortable with JoePa having had to be fired, along with Curley, Schultz, Spanier & McQueary.
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CG
‘Everybody wanted it to go away.’
(jtot): this is the problem, throughout history, with this subject.
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CG
BoT saw an oppty for Joe to go away anyway and Joe ‘declared’ he’d be coaching through the end of the season.
KHD: Joe’s declaration and the BoT’s reaction is probably ‘an underplayed part of all this.’
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CG
Just compared himself to that .gif of the bloody keyboard pounder.
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CG
Commentary on boards in general, about 10% of the members control shit.
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CG
This whole thing is a ‘million moving parts’
(ed: so true)
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CG
Guessing if Joe’s declaration was more humble, his status may have turned out better. That was Joe kinda ‘tryin to run the whole shit up there.’ A risk he took and it didn’t work out for him.
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KHD
‘To make this about us…’ feels like he needs to pre-qualify every remark by telling everybody that he ‘remembers what happened.’
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This drives me crazy.
I don’t need to preface every sentence with, “Of course, the victims are the most wounded in this tragedy…”
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Dec 20, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still struggling with this
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Not to in any way minimize the victims
but I know what you mean.
The depth of both my sadness and anger is unfathomable.
We (Still) Are...
KHD
Statement from Delaney, ‘which was soulless’….
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Ha, maybe
I like that word, tho. Great usage here.
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KHD
Listing lots of things the B1G could have done to help the cause:
- run a PSA during the championship game
- donate some collective bowl earnings…
Didn’t do jack, except for make sure PSU still has to carry the burdens…
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CG
(ed, poignant) There’s a horrible balance that needs to be met between ‘time to move on’ and ‘need to remember’
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CG
Multitasking is allowed here.
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KHD on 'Concussiongate'
Reflects poorly on Bradley? Is this a freak incident or coaches not taking the reins properly?
CG: (guessing): I’m not sure there’s a way to tell.
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CG
Certainly the players and the coaches know that what is there is a lame-duck coaching staff.
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How much does a new coach coming in care about this fight?
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Ed note
Sad as everything is, it’s somewhat amusing listening to KHD & CG struggle to select words. Def how many of us feel.
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I am not listening to this so I am imagining Chris Farley Show style struggling.
A pandemic of cowardice sweeps the nation.
Onto recruiting
This class is late in the game, some kids won’t have spots at other schools.
KHD: wants a fake commitment, who dons a hat, but never got an offer.
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Sweet!
Just heard a child crying in the background! I had to remove my headset to see if it was actually in my house. It wasn’t! Baby Grovich makes his voice heard!
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CG on coaching search
Has a feeling we’re heading somewhere bad.
KHD: saving grace is that nobody in the B1G is trying.
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Wiscy will continue to get transfer Qbs
and have good offensive lines. Of the top 3, only Ohio State is a true machine. Everybody else is hiring the 3rd best coach in the MAC.
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Has a feeling we’re heading somewhere bad.
Surprise!
:)
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Dec 20, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
But you know what?
The longer this goes on, I could see Tom Bradley getting the job due to a total lack of interested candidates. He’s the ugly girl hanging around the bar at 2 a.m.
(Not a description of his coaching abilities, mind you.)
by Chris Grovich on Dec 20, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Love the analogy
Joyner thinks he is going home with Chris Petersen, but hangs around just a little too long waiting to pay his tab… BAM! Lights come on. (Oh dammit, it’s Tom Bradley…. well, ok, whatever.)
The depth of both my sadness and anger is unfathomable.
We (Still) Are...
KHD
On the Neb game being so close to PSU going to the B1G CCG….
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DING DING
Bonus to Grovich for use of ‘ilk’ (in reference to Ticket CIty bowls…)
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CG
Oklahoma went through wilderness after Switzer…
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Chris should be punched in the face for saying that and you should be kicked in the balls for typing it.
Don’t you people have any principles?
"Woop woop." - Waylon Jennings
by ReadingRambler on Dec 20, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I love it when you get uppity
Not even the most brahsome brah gets beer muscles as swole as you do.
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Rudy caused an illegal procedure
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KHD
Quoting Swingers. Gradulations, you’re the one millionth person to try that pickup line on me..
I cannot any longer have this conversation….
CG: every re-try of the conversation with somebody different doesn’t make any more sense.
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KHD
Hilarious description of the ends of these conversations…‘you awkwardly look away and …. ok, I’ll send you an email…’
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CG
Loose comparison to 9/11. Then, wanted all of the middle east to turn to glass ‘bomb everything.’ Felt the same way about this, (and still not backing off that)(that everybody needed to go.)
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KHD
Where is Joe Posnanski’s manuscript? Why is it not in my inbox. Spencer said to him: ‘I don’t know how he can step back from and write this.’ KHD: doesn’t think he needs to step back, doesn’t think he’s getting info from lawyers that others are not.’
It’s still gonna be a good story about where everybody is.
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CG
Prevailing quote: the crying girl Joe Pos quoted ‘everybody lost.’
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CG with the summary
Final line: ‘I guess there’s gonna be a bowl game, but really, who gives a shit.’
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And that's all she wrote
Good stuff by the fellas here. You know the phrase ‘sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying?’ That’s kinda how I felt listening along.
Unprecedented times and events. This was fair coverage of it all at once.
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by jtothep on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
unfortunately yes
It has been slang for several years now. I guess im getting old at 28 because it always makes me cringe.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Dec 20, 2011 4:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think it's any sort of meme or slang.
It’s just a pretty common phrase to describe a bad thing. First I heard it was about six years ago, said by a girl from Nebraska. Pretty sure she wasn’t down with memes or whatever.
by Chris Grovich on Dec 21, 2011 7:21 AM EST up reply actions
About the same timeframe for me
Except I think it was a girl from California. I don’t know, maybe I associate the phrase with her, but it just doesn’t comfortably enter my ear.
But you’re right, meme isn’t the best way to describe it.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Very good podcast...
from Chris and Kevin.
11/9/11 - the day the music died.
The bitter with the better.
by Esteban d' Amur on Dec 20, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions
NPR
FWIW, NPR does cover sports.http://www.npr.org/sections/sports/
Usually it has to be something big that is in the national conversation or something somewhat quirky. They covered OSU during our recent “issues.”
by Former_DC_Buck on Dec 21, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions
iTunes
someone forgot to actually post the podcast to iTunes. (or it got taken down?)

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