' Laschout has been told by what we deem to be very reliable sources that the hire will be "a moonshot for the Penn State program." When asked if it was a home run type of hire, our source told us "it’s more like a grand slam when you are down by 3 runs in the bottom of the 9th." ' The only name everyone has dreamed of since day one is Bill Cowher... I will also except Gruden and Petersen as in the park homeruns. Otherwise, shut y'r watercooler hole!