For those of you looking to move into Joe Paterno's doghouse next semester, please be advised that there's going to be company: Johnny Troutman pulled over and arrested for DUI. Also, while far more minor, charged with driving without a license and "not folloing traffic laws." Not so good for Mr. Troutman. Sucks, as with a few minor exceptions (Cruzan Mango Rum, anyone?) the team's behavior has been far improved than in the recent past.
And now, the part where I type extra words and get past that pesky 75 word limit. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Now is the winter of my discontent. Etc., Etc.