Penn State Brainwashing Complete

by brubby on Apr 1, 2011 2:04 PM EDT

Emme vs Michigan man (via brubby21)

I've posted pictures about the "Fan-Forming" we've been working on with our two little kids and I think we've reached a new level of complete Penn State indoctrination.

Here she is at a friends house who happens to be a Michigan fan... She's like a little rabid dog - She saw the blue and yellow and took off crazy town on that dude.

In fact I may have to tone it down a bit... Hopefully she's not a danger to herself and others

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I say keep pushing it.

Can’t let any maize and blue infiltrate her brain.

Take a shower, shine your shoes...

by Adam Collyer on Apr 1, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions

Hatred of Michigan is central to an individual's development

Michigan
Not Michigan

I rest my case.

I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.

by ckmneon on Apr 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions

IT WAS SUMMERTIME IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN

SIPPIN’ WHISKEY BY THE BOTTLE

NOT CARIN’ ’BOUT TOMORROW

SINGING…PLEASE SHOOT RAMBLER IN THE HEAD SO HE NEVER HAS TO HEAR THIS GODAWFUL SONG EVER AGAIN

Seriously, he stole the sound from Warren Zevon and Skynrd and the lyrics are indefensible tripe.

"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart

by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Thank you!

There are few parts of this song that are actually Kid Rocks, and those parts are the least musical additions. I would much rather listen to a song about werewolves from Florida than some song about Michigan!

I get the paper. I go to the bathroom. I take the paper in there and I scan it. I look at it. The first thing I do is look at who died. All right. Second thing I look at are headlines. Something that says, "Paterno is the Greatest," I read it. -JVP

by wek5000lion09 on Apr 2, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions

And he's drinking a Coors Light!

Are you f*ckin’ kidding me?!?!?

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

by icavalera on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, it's too perfect

I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.

by ckmneon on Apr 2, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions

this picture should be in the dictionary next to douchebag

My coach is better than your coach

by letsgopsu on Apr 2, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

now imagine living in Michigan

It is this song, 8 mile, and Don’t Stop Believing on a continuous loop

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 2, 2011 4:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

oh and let's not forget about this

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/05/kid-rock-knows-beer.html

And if you are wondering why you don’t hear about more beers from MBC, well they aren’t terrible, but yeah, that’s about all I have to say.

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 2, 2011 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Why Don't Stop Believing?

Journey is from San Fransisco, aren’t they ?

My coach is better than your coach

by letsgopsu on Apr 2, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions

but where was that city boy born and raised?

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

ONE LINE IN A SONG MAKES US LOVE IT, BRAH

Screw Michigan.

"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart

by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions

and it is that one line the DJ will always mute

to get the whole bar to scream it loudly

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 3, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions

"Lights" is a much better song

and it is about San Francisco

My coach is better than your coach

by letsgopsu on Apr 3, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Dude

Leave Michigan.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Apr 4, 2011 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

Ok I fixed the video now...

YouTube Fail on my part

Still searching for posters from 1986

by brubby on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 AM EDT reply actions

That toy punching bag could've started on defense for Michigan during the past few years

at least when hit by a young girl, the toy was able to get back up

I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.

by ckmneon on Apr 2, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs

6 recs!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Apr 5, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions

Good work sir

My coach is better than your coach

by letsgopsu on Apr 2, 2011 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs

I honestly can't decide what I love most.

The fact that she’s ridiculously cute; the fact that that little heart definitely pumps blue and white; or the fact that, when provoked, her first instinct seems to be “BODY SLAAAAM!” You’re raising a wonderful kid.

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Apr 2, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions