Like many of you, I am somewhat concerned by the fact that our quarterbacks totally suck. And not the Morelli, "Well, he just can't perform in the big games" suck. No, these guys totally suck.
"Well, what do we do about it?" becomes the next question. The most obvious answer is for us internet blog people to do what we do best: bitch about it.
But I think, for once, I won't just whine and moan and call people idiots (In nicer words, naturally) for thinking such and such a thing. No, I'm going to offer a solution to our quarterback situation. It doesn't involve herds of elk in the BJC, but I like it anyway.
Are you with me? Here is the solution, in picture form:
That's right. John Sacca still has some eligibility left.
Ok, so that's not my real solution. John Sacca did run for an improbable 70 yard touchdown when we beat Cincy 81-0 in 1991, but aside from that game, he was a bigger baby than Bolden, Bolden's father, and McGloin combined.
Here is the real solution I offer:
As you can see from these crudely photoshopped images, I suggest - nay, demand - that we start Jay Paterno at quarterback. No, he doesn't have any eligibility. But did that stop Ohio State? Yeah, that's right, it didn't.
I just can't sit through another year of McGloin and Bolden. There's not enough wrestling in the world to make up for it.