Alright everyone, I wanted to consolidate threads and create a new post specifically for this momentous occasion.  It should be posted any minute and I trust that we'll all be here, lounging with laptop on barbecue-stuffed stomach, reading and posting about our glorious, glorious schadenfreude.  

Edit - Here it is: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/magazine/05/30/jim.tressel/index.html#ixzz1Nt5CFzg5

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