What wins Big Ten football Games? pt 1: Homefield Advantage
BSD: Bumped for effort...
So I was thinking about the 2010 Michigan State game for some reason. In that game, Penn State had over 60 more yards, fewer turnovers, more points off turnovers, and was playing at home. PSU had more scores (4, 3 TD and 1 FG) than MSU had red zone trips (3). Both PSU and MSU had 3 red zone trips. PSU trailed by double digits most of the game and lost.
Sure, there were a couple questionable spots that resulted in MSU first downs (MSU also only had 1 more first down, 21-20), and yes, I do believe that if PSU recovers the onside kick at the end of the game that PSU wins. This fails to explain the fact that MSU was up by double digits most of the game. This fails to explain the fact that PSU needed late-game heroics by McGloin (yes, it happened) and Moye just to make it interesting.
It got me thinking: what wins Big Ten football games?
This is the first in what I hope will be a several part series examining the relevant factors (be they stats in the game or external factors such as homefield, Senior starters, who won last year, etc) in winning Big Ten games. Today we look at homefield advantage.
Stats are taken from the last 4 seasons, and only "true" home games are considered (PSU beating Indiana in DC...not so much). The number for the Big Ten in general is first, the number for PSU specifically is in parenthesis:
Win% of home team: 55.5% (68.75%)
Avg. MOV when home team wins: 16.23 (19.45)
Avg. MOV when home team loses: 13.33 (14.48)
Homefield advantage is worth: 2.95 points
The following is the ranking of homefield advantage of each Big Ten team in terms of win% at home minus win% overall in Big Ten games:
1. Wisconsin: +18.75% at home
2. Iowa / Purdue: +9.375%
4. Indiana: +7.92%
5. Michigan State: +6.25%
6. Penn State / Illinois: +3.125%
8. Minnesota / Ohio State / Michigan: +0% at home
11. Northwestern: -3.33% at home
Conclusions:
--Homefield advantage is for real. It gives the home team a more than 5% boost in its chances to win. It also gives the home team about a FG advantage over playing at a neutral field.
--It's not the size, it's how you use it that counts. Penn State, Ohio State, and Michigan are all below average homefield advantages, at least in terms of win%. Did you see that coming? I did not.
--Northwestern really is actually better on the road.
--Camp Randall should have a sign above the visitors' locker room that says "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE." Twice the homefield advantage of the 2nd best homefield advantage in the league.
--When PSU wins at home, PSU wins bigger than most Big Ten teams. When PSU loses at home, PSU doesn't keep it as close as other Big Ten teams. Odd. Close games just don't happen at Beaver Stadium.
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Agreed
When PSU loses at home, PSU doesn’t keep it as close as other Big Ten teams. Odd.
With both of you.
All sorts of directions we can go with that one, about our fanbase….
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Whatever. I made you a picture. We can put it on a poster when we go to a BHGP tailgate.

I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
BHGP WAS RIGHT OMG!
Northwestern really is actually better on the road.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Ohio State 2005
was a pretty close game….just sayin.
That's one game.
Now give me 7 more to back that claim up.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I was referencing this statement:
“Close games just don’t happen at Beaver Stadium.”
One game disproves that conclusion; where are you getting the idea I need 7 more to do so?
One game doesn't disprove anything.
It could be an outlier.
Now, bring seven games, and you have a trend.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I've brought you fourteen.
And there are more.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
My point wasn't that there weren't any
But that you can’t just name one game to disprove a claim.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You got schooled, son!
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
My point wasn't that there weren't any
But that you can’t just name one game to disprove a claim
I can repeat this if you’d like. Seven times.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Except you can. He did.
This is a pretty definitive statement:
Close games just don’t happen at Beaver Stadium.
I think ck was really only using hyperbole without thinking about it, but that doesn’t change the fact that citing one game, played recently, does disprove the statement.
That there have been probably something like 20 close games played in the Big Ten era in Beaver Stadium is just an added bonus of sorts.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
In Statistics
Which, if I understand what I’m reading correctly, is what ck used to come up with these conclusions, one event that deviates form the trend is just that, one event. In order to counter argue that claim, you must see a trend (a.k.a more than one game) that supports your counter argument.
You provided those games, but the fact remains that he can’t just one ONE game to say the opposite is true.
Should ck have made such a sweeping statement? Probably not, but on that same token, one event is still just one event.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, clarity!
Why thank you for that extra splanation!
Most would have been so lost without it.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Dude, why are you being so rude?
All I said is that the guy needed to provide more proof!
Wow…
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No. The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.
Close games just don’t happen at Beaver Stadium means they don’t happen. It was a mistake on his part, and no talk about statistics changes it. One game does prove it wrong. The end.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's got to me the mood I'm in tonight
But this sentence is New Sig worthy.
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
by jtothep on Jun 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're right
It was hyperbole. Not meant to be taken legalistically.
But just to demonstrate that the point still holds (using numbers from 2007-2010):
The two closest PSU Big Ten home games were a 7 point win (Purdue, 2007, a game in which PSU had 7 more first downs, 138 more yards, and the same number of turnovers) and a 6 point loss (Michigan State, 2010, a game in which MSU was up by double digits for most of the game). No other games were within single digits.
Every other Big Ten team had at least 3 home games decided by 7 points or less. Every other Big Ten team either (a) had a game go to OT or (b) had multiple games decided by 4 points or less.
If you want it literally put: Close intraleague Big Ten games don’t happen at Beaver Stadium nearly as often as they do at other Big Ten venues.
is there anyway i can redeem myself, i was not sure if i should say "we" at that moment
by Skins4ever on Feb 2, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like your last paragraph best.
I admit I like to be strict with the language, but, man, hyperbole and poor English causes confusion and how the crap are we supposed to do freaking anything if we’re all confused and standing around like a bunch of brutus fans after Tressel resigned?
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Re: how the crap are we supposed to do freaking anything if we’re all confused
Well, with linguistic overreactions and debate-style ridicule of course.
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
by jtothep on Jun 26, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I admitted in the post that the only numbers I was concerned with were 2007-2010
and in that span, only 2 games were within single digits. As I said above, even they weren’t really as close as the score would indicate.
Context, man. And we’re smarter than OSU fans.
is there anyway i can redeem myself, i was not sure if i should say "we" at that moment
by Skins4ever on Feb 2, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dumb down the English language and we shall see how long we remain smarter than Ohio State fans.
It will be like Planet of the Apes.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Looking at the 07 Purdue game is maddening
Purdue didn’t have a single offensive TD and only had 1 TD at all (opening kickoff return), yet somehow had a second half lead (by all of 3 points for less than 3 min, after which PSU scored 13 straight), but still
is there anyway i can redeem myself, i was not sure if i should say "we" at that moment
by Skins4ever on Feb 2, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Your point (dull as it is) remains crystal clear
How would you say that same point of yours stands up now? Oh, wait, you already have said! You say it (the original point, however dull) stands on its own merit, but somehow (the weakness of the readers perhaps?) bears repeating.
Do you think your point (dull as it is) would gain any momentum if repeated seven times? Or, would we all be participating in a farcical charade of ourselves if were?
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
My point (valid as it remains, statistically speaking)
Was that the guy needed to provide more proof.
Rambler most likely misunderstood my point, provided the proof while he was at it, and then that was that.
I don’t understand why you’re so ‘adamant’ about me getting schooled when my original point wasn’t even that there wasn’t any proof, but rather that the proof needed to be provided, based on the assumption that the OP used statistical data to come up with the conclusion.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Your point, as far as points go, was a very, very small one
And yes, validity granted, way back to your 10:01 timestamp. But after that, you lost credence. Rambler spent some time—quite a bit it looks like—providing heaps of support to ck’s assertions. And, if I may borrow your technique of presuming whatever the hell is in Rambler’s mind (not something recommended by most Best Practice websites on Internet Behavior; your style presumed Rambler ‘may have misunderstood’), may have done so in defense of a small slip of linguistic play by ck in the OP. When I saw you reassert your original point at the 11:16 timestamp (long after Rambler’s successful defense of ck’s OP assertion, and contra to your small, but valid original point/request for info) is when I felt compelled to lay down the YOU GOT SCHOOLED.
Lastly, tho, I do not wish to ever be rude. It offends my own sensibilities, rudeness does. So please accept my apologies for quickfire appearance of such. I dig the debate thingy on the internet thingy and this thread caught me at a moment just so. I sincerely intended no offense to you or your right to assert points. However much fodder they provide for my own brand of whimsy or critique or general shit talk. I generally appreciate your appearances here and hope you won’t hold this too much against me.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Accepted.
And for the record, I answered wx’s post before I read what Rambler posted, hence why I said the same thing twice.
And hence why my response reflected my point afterwards.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 26, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, fair enough
For I believe you.
And let this be a lesson to you kids out there (I had the distinct pleasure of listening to Slick Rick with Wifey on Backspin this weekend): read your full thread before commenting! ;)
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
Blame my slow reading
but sometimes I just can’t keep up.
by misdreavus79 on Jun 27, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Just in the Big Ten era. PSU games decided by one score.
1) 1993: Michigan 21, PSU 13
2) 1995: Wisconsin 17, PSU 9
3) 1995: Cheatin’ Cheaters of Columbus 28, PSU 25. No way George wasn’t gettin’ paid.
4) 1996: Tim Dwight and the Iowa team he was carrying 21, PSU 20
5) 1999: Minnesota 24, PSU 23
6) 1999: Michigan 31, PSU 27
7) 2000: Iowa 26, PSU 23 (OT)
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Now wins only, starting from present, and only counting Big Ten games
It’s been nearly four years since a game at Beaver Stadium was decided by one score.
1) 2007: PSU 26, Purdue 19
2) 2006: PSU 17, MSU 13
3) 2005: PSU 17, OSU 10
4) 2001: PSU 29, OSU 27
5) 2000: PSU 22, Purdue 20
6) 1999: PSU 20, Pitt 17
7) 1999: PSU 31, OSU 27
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It was the '97 OSU game that was 31-27.
1999 was 23-10 or something like that.
He died as he lived: soiled and splayed.
Yeah, I meant to write '97.
The ’99 game was a mediocre game, aside from that one play where LaVar tried to kill Craig Bellisari – and nearly succeeded.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hi!
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
come here often?
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
All the time, baby.
Wanna a piece of my Union Iron Brigade?
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Show me yours I'll show you mine
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Hey, letsgo!
I met bman fri night.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
but I haven't met you yet
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
me too, but was holding that in the back pocket
in case things got weird.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
I did!
Tiny, tiny woman. They’ve been married long time. She’s caucasian, so ignore the lingo in the previous sentence.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Tiny but beautiful. And she drives me arond when I drink.
Great meeting you. Definitely come over to the Alabama tailgate for breakfast. We should be cooking around 9 am for that game.
My grammer skills need improved.
r u drunk
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not
I’m persnickety, however.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Mad Productivitiy today
Installed a shelf in the living room, fixed a mouse hole, pulled some ivy, blew some leaves.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
That's nice.
I read more Civil War crap.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I stained my deck
Also, I have a lame turkey in my yard. I think it has a broken leg and the rest of the flock left it.
Rambler, what do I do? It is annoying me hopping me around out there.
PS, I am not allowed to shoot it
My suggestion is to shoot it anyway.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
gradulations on the deck staining!
I need to do that myself. Redid my deck last summer, and never sealed it. Was yours much of a different color than the wood itself? How big, roughly, is your deck?
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
It was, really, only a matter of time 'fore we began talking about deck staining.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
small, only 10 x 10
it was just the plain wood. I stained it two years ago and did not like it, so I used a solid stain.
We are boring.
Nonsense
And I"m with you. Mine’s not much bigger at 12×18, and I need to stain/seal it. I want it to look ‘natural’ color like wood.
What were your previous and current ‘colors?’
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
If you just want it to look like the wood, just get some water seal
I went from a natural brown transparent stain to a darker mahogany solid stain
and this is getting more boring.
I have to go pack.
sorry you feel that way
I was enthralled. Pack well!
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Speaking of linguistic overreactions...
“blew some leaves”
The imputation of innuendo in this fragment is of teuthological proportions, from a 4:20 dance to wide-stance romance.
by Pentimental on Jun 27, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
+1
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
Did you rassle one another?
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bar was too crowded to wrestle, too loud to. hard to hold a conversation.
plus I have an injured hand, though I would still go if I had to. I had just finished playing guitar and it was a tad sore.
My grammer skills need improved.
where in the u.s. of a. are you typing from?
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Woot!
Eugene, man. Look up my dead head friends, man.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Man, lots of pot.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh
You said pot. Or, as our boy Jacobi says: ‘hahahahahahahahaha WEEEEEEEEEED!’
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
No, that's what Vint says before his love sessions with Turner Frazier Gill or whoever.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't go!
Was just jesting!
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Hey, o/t
Does anyone have any experience with CafePress? I’ve heard their quality sucks, but, man, this Iron Brigade shirt is awesome and I want it.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No experience
You could say I’m a Cafe Press Virgin.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Hey, what the heck is your avatar anyway?
I’ve always wondered, but not enough to ask.
Anyway, it’s not as cool as my avatar combined with a Johnny Paycheck sig.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you believe you're the first person to ask?
I’m gonna let that sink in for a moment.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
I guess no one gave a crap about you till now.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
probably the way it should be
wait, misdreavus replied….i’ll come back to avatar talk.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
You better finish this when you get back.
Or I’ll assume it’s Keanu Reeves or Tom Cruise standing in front of a blue skate board.
Or something.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, yes, my Avatar, to the only person ever reported to have inquired
And this should end up being a good bedtime story in that it’s incredibly boring. Remember back when people used yahoo instead of gmail? What’s that? Some still do? Oh, anyway, when they first launched yahoo messenger, they included this little avatar builder thingy and it had a few components to choose from as you ‘dressed’ him. I wanted to be cool but not too cool, so I went with the Asian grill, then suited him up with a skully, some black pants and coat, which now looks kinda like a track suit, which kinda fits, cuz it’s both Wannabe and Tired. I’m a sports fan, so I dropped in a stadium behind me, and at the time was just learning to snowboard, so I put that in too. Also, there’s a snake beside my left foot. You know, cool, tough. Snake.
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
The stadium kinda looks like Michigan Stadium.
Huh.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess I knew the
origin so I never inquired. I also thought it rude to ask if you are really an Asian snowboarding afficionado. Have you ever brought your board to a tailgate?
'Trivializing the "GREATEST RIVALRY OF ALL TIME" for a bunch of ghetto tats must have made them pee in their man-diapers.' Mr. Rosewater
I should
As old as it is, it’d provide better service as a pong table.
jtothetweet
'The dignity and usage of the English language is not subordinate to statistics.'--717's own, ReadingRambler
42-35 Iowa...
was OT. That was the game when Joe chased after the officials following the end of the game.
I hate PSU games that go into overtime.
It REALLY stresses me out. I was a basket case by the end off the 2006 Orange Bowl.
This is BSD, the crazy stirs itself.
I agree!
I was at the orange bowl, and I had an 8 am flight out of Miami the next day…not the best night. But at least we won, it’s way worse to have OT and lose!
Fire Dan Snyder
Very true!
Isn’t the Orange Bowl our only OT win? Or does it just feel that way?
This is BSD, the crazy stirs itself.
I don't know, but it certainly does feel that way...
and it kinda goes to one of ckmneon’s points on that fanpost, that we haven’t been having close games—we win big or we lose big.
Fire Dan Snyder
by Cari Greene on Jun 28, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the '04 offense would need two scoring drives to make up that 2 point difference.
Bloggin' at JoePasDoghouse.com
by J.Schnauzer on Jun 27, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
8) 2004: Iowa 6, PSU 4
"Penn State is the standard for success with honor. Period. I can’t even believe we’re even discussing that" - ReadingRambler
by psuphysicist on Jun 27, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
just when I thought we could get through the post without mentioning it...
thanks, physicist, nightmares for NotCarlotta tonight!
Fire Dan Snyder
Penn State beats the hell out of people or gets crushed.
I can’t think of a lot of really close losses. Generally speaking that is.
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That definitely is the opposite of our reputation and how things used to be.
We always used to be able to keep games close, and then win with superior execution and grit. Boy, I miss those days.
68 DAYS 51 MINUTES 37 SECONDS UNTIL KICKOFF!!!
OSU 2003
60 yard field goal only inches short by Mr. Kimball. UGH. 21-20 I think was the final in that one.
From 1980 to 1992, Penn State lost 38 games. The average margin of defeat in those PSU losses was 11.7 points.
From 1993 to the present, the boys lost 69 games. The average margin of defeat was 12.6 points.
Types of losing (These are all highly subjective definitions):
1) The Total, Unmitigated Blowout. This is the least common form of loss. Not even 2001 Miami counts in this definition, as they really let off the gas. Examples: 2007 brutus, 2003 MSU (Ricky Upton leaves for locker room), 2000 brutus (Adam T. game), 1998 UM, 1988 WVU (50-31 was a deceptive score), 1988 Syracuse, 1984 Pitt (The “We played like a bunch of babies” game), and 1983 Nebraska.
2) The Michigan 2001 pounding. You know what I mean. It’s obvious they’re better, but they aren’t going to flaunt it. Examples: 2010 Bama, 2010 Iowa, 2009 brutus, 2004 Wisconsin, 2000 UM, many, many other games including, oddly enough, 2000 Toledo. Which, I mean, wow.
3). I Hate Playing Wisconsin. 1995 Wisco, 1998 Wisco, 2004 Wisco (HEBREW HAMMER!), 2006 Wisco. Same theme. Generic Wisconsin QB hands to Generic Wisconsin TB, five yard gain. Rinse and repeat. PSU’s offense can’t do much, but they can do just enough to frustrate me even more when they can’t do enough. I hate this game. I utterly hate losing to Wisconsin, because it’s basically always the same, with the exception of the 2003 game, which was just an odd game. I don’t remember the 2001 game.
4) SCREW THE REFS SCREW THE COACHES TOO. It’s the nature of fans to blame the refs in close losses because it’s hard to officiate football anyway and especially a closely played game. We also blame the coaches. I don’t know if we blame the coaches more initially, but the pain of a close loss definitely lasts longer and the debate does as well.
All in all, I’ll take #2.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
5) Bonus game.
2004 Iowa. After the game, Joe said he felt pretty good early because we had a 2-0 lead. It was our fault for being unable to hold on to to that lead.
Things were so bad that Joe Paterno – Joe Paterno, the greatest coach ever – admitted to thinking, maybe, just maybe we could hold on that 2-0 lead.
And, in all honesty, the original quote sounded much worse than how I describe it. But it’s late.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty
This is a pretty nice list, however Simmonsian (pronounced Sim MOANS ian).
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
I'm proud to say I don't know what you mean.
“…All except God-damned New England.”
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the last columns of his I read
He did a thing I love (self-referencing) and cited his own column of years earlier called Levels of Losing.
Or something.
jtothetweet
"He didn't know we were real," said Sister Cecilia Sartorius of the Little Sisters of the Poor.
I did a Sommonsian comparison for PSU levels of losing.
Examplars of the level of losing, from most horrible to least.
Stomach Punch: Michigan 2005
Broken Axle: Michigan State 2007
This Can’t Be Happening: Wisconsin 2004
Butt Kicking: Miami 2001
Monkey Wrench: Auburn 2003 bowl game
Bad Ref Call: Michigan 2002
Sudden Death: Iowa 2002
Rabbit’s Foot: Notre Dame 2006
The Overload: Northwestern in 2003 and 2004
Alpha Dog: Illinois 2007
Achilles Heel: Boston College 2004
The Vanderbilt Principle: Ohio State 2003
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by J.Schnauzer on Jun 27, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Simmon, not Sommons.
Sommons writes for Grontland.
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by J.Schnauzer on Jun 27, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
forget it
I’m a walking grammar fail right now
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by J.Schnauzer on Jun 27, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate to start debating Simmonsian stuff, but, eh, you started it.
Michigan State 2007 fits the definition of The Guillotine. It was obvious we were going to lose as soon as MSU started scoring. PSU lines up for a third down conversion and I know they’re going to screw it up. Honest to God, the breakdown was so obvious that I was laughing at the team by the end of the game. Sure, I was a little angry too, but the Old Man and I were too busy mocking everybody and enjoying it to really care that much about anger.
I hope to God I never have to sit through a piece of decroded crap like that ever again.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and, yes, I was bitter as soon as I stopped laughing.
I was really close to actively rooting against the team in the bowl game.
That was not a healthy year. Thank you, Daryll Clark.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
This Can’t Be Happening: Rutgers 1988
Butt Kicking: Every single loss in 2003 and 2004
Monkey Wrench: Iowa 2008. Some bad reffing, but the coaches made so many bad decisions, from shifting the o-line around to the whole Clark debacle.
Rabbit’s Foot: Once again, Iowa 2008. After ’99 and ’05, oh the inevitable pain.
Alpha Dog: Michigan 2007
Achilles Heel: Boston College 2003. Fatal flaw? THIS TEAM SUCKS.
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by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
One thing that's forgotten
Is how good the team is on the road. For example, Wisconsin is rather bad on the road. Scratch that, they’re putrid. So if they win a fair amount of Big Ten games, naturally their home record will appear better than it really is following this analysis. Likewise, if you’re Ohio State and win on the road, then following this analysis the home record would appear worse.
Good analysis though!
"Go to Hell, Michigan Football"
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Jun 27, 2011 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
This is true
It’s only a comparison of a team’s record at home to their record overall. In terms of just best home record:
1. Ohio State (14-2)
2. Wisconsin (13-3)
3. Penn State / Michigan State / Iowa (11-5)
is there anyway i can redeem myself, i was not sure if i should say "we" at that moment
by Skins4ever on Feb 2, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, dude
Wilson’s going to Wisconsin SO THE HYPE IS LEGIT AND WISCONSIN IS GOING TO BE AWESOME OMG
Personally, I like this news if it means Wisconsin will be stupid again and go away from their running identity.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold On
This gets bumped but discount handbags doesn’t? I guess we can all tell who put the apple on BSD’s desk……
"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."
-Tony Hunt
MainLion gave them an apple from the rich Genesee Valley of New York.
It was the shiniest, healthiest, plumpest apple anyone had ever seen! It even had the ability to speak!
But it had worms and it spoke in a harsh, guttural, New York City accent.
So we fed it to the office’s pet guinea pig.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
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