And to St. Peter he will tell, “I’m sorry, but everyone does.”

And then St. Peter will be all like, “Oh, you’re from Ohio. Different standard of rules apply to you, man.”

The only thing more disturbing about this photo is the jubilation on the faces of the people in it. I understand funerals aren’t just a time for sadness, but also a celebration of life, but even then, I don’t know if I could make a face like the “H” lady at any point during a funeral, let alone standing RIGHT NEXT TO A FRIGGING CORPSE.