I'll post this now, because Braxton Miller or Braxton Carter or whoever might start. In which case, I'll mock Ohio State because Braxton Bragg was an awful general.
h/t: BHGP (Dame Judydencher for the victory)
- Gordon Slowfoot
- "One of the great names in college football!"
- How many of you who sit and judge us ever walked the streets of Columbus?
- Sore Loserman
- Toe Jammerman
- Row Boatovercliffyoulemmingsman
- "He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty-four. And the tattoos on his biceps numbered one and ninteeen more. One and nineteen moooore."
- Lamer Thanmylamejokesman
- Forced Humorman
- Anthony Morelli
- Eggs Scramblefasterthanjoebauserman
- Ed Hardy
- Stinks Awfulman
- Powerful Badsmellman
- Blows Chunksman
- Puma Man
- Carl Monday
- Makes me ashamed to be a German
- AIDS Awarenessman
- This man is everything that's wrong with the State of Virginia
- Joe Bauserihardlyknewherman
- Fat Garbageman
- Slow Gassyfatman
- Starving Irishman
- Joe Runslikeadrunkscotsman
- Joe Slowerthanaminedisasterkillingawelshman
- Joe Lesschipperthanafreezingenglishmanonshackletonsexpedition....man
- The Bauserman Always Rings Twice
- Bland Boringman
- Seriously, Forced Humorman
- The MANchurian Candidate
- "Look! Up in the sky! It's VacatedWinsMan!
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