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A Brief List of Names I Will Be Using For Joe Bauserman Instead of "Joe Bauserman"

I'll post this now, because Braxton Miller or Braxton Carter or whoever might start. In which case, I'll mock Ohio State because Braxton Bragg was an awful general.

h/t: BHGP (Dame Judydencher for the victory)

  • Gordon Slowfoot
  • "One of the great names in college football!"
  • How many of you who sit and judge us ever walked the streets of Columbus?
  • Sore Loserman
  • Toe Jammerman
  • Row Boatovercliffyoulemmingsman
  • "He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty-four. And the tattoos on his biceps numbered one and ninteeen more. One and nineteen moooore."
  • Lamer Thanmylamejokesman
  • Forced Humorman
  • Anthony Morelli
  • Eggs Scramblefasterthanjoebauserman
  • Ed Hardy
  • Stinks Awfulman
  • Powerful Badsmellman
  • Blows Chunksman
  • Puma Man
  • Carl Monday
  • Makes me ashamed to be a German
  • AIDS Awarenessman
  • This man is everything that's wrong with the State of Virginia
  • Joe Bauserihardlyknewherman
  • Fat Garbageman
  • Slow Gassyfatman
  • Starving Irishman
  • Joe Runslikeadrunkscotsman
  • Joe Slowerthanaminedisasterkillingawelshman
  • Joe Lesschipperthanafreezingenglishmanonshackletonsexpedition....man
  • The Bauserman Always Rings Twice
  • Bland Boringman
  • Seriously, Forced Humorman
  • The MANchurian Candidate
  • "Look! Up in the sky! It's VacatedWinsMan!

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