all caps GLORY!
SUCK IT, HATERS. JOEPA FOREVER. THIS TEAM IS GOING TO WIN EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE. IOWA'S GOING DOWN. ALABAMA'S GONNA SUCK MORE THAN THE BAND ALABAMA. RUSSELL WILSON WILL BE MORE LIKE "HELP ME, I HURT SO BAD I'M RUSSELL PILLSON!" NORTHWESTERN? HAHAHAHAHA. OHIO STATE? AHAHAHAHA YOU WON'T EVEN TO VACATE THAT GAME, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN IT, CHEATERS. NEBRASKA? I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH NEBRASKA, BUT THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE TOO.
Why? Why is Penn State going to be awesome? Because Paterno, his players past, and the glory of Pennsylvania (And probably the 717), has inspired the following (thanks to letsgopsu!):
The mustache is the traditional sign of greatness and confidence.
I am quite saddened, however, by my fellow BSD users. There is no great joy like there should be. People are instead debating about Texas joining the Big Ten or whatever (Who's running the Big Ten now? Our very own Texican Mike?).
YOU'RE DEBATING STUPID CRAP INSTEAD OF REJOICING OVER THIS!!!!
ZORDICH'S STACHE DOES NOT SLEEP IT WAITS
Zordich's mustache wrote Mama Tried about its criminal experiences (20 votes)
Zordich's mustache beat Lance Armstrong. Without a bike. (30 votes)
Zordich's mustache needs to play linebacker (71 votes)
121 total votes