This September 17 game, and the broadcast of it, will undoubtedly produce a new low in NCAA history.

The game itself will draw the ugliest of fans, and the journalism before and during this game is almost guaranteed to be a scumbag carnival.

Hare Krishna,  where do you start on this one?  

Which school has the bigger hypocrit?  The U has an ex-AD who excoriated USC for not being on top of things. Gordon Gee name-calls other conferences while THEosu is lying, cheating, and getting into BSC games that they do not deserve to attend.

Who will advertise on this game?

Will the ORKIN MAN be protecting your front lawn from an infestation of buckeyes?  Will the "SCRUBBING BUBBLES" be cleaning up your toilet?  Will the 'Guy who normally doesn't drink Beer' take you on his yacht, with his girls, and get you to enrole at the U?  Will GLADE sell air fresheners that will even make OSU and the U smell good?

Who will do the play by play?

Can they get Bernie Madoff and Howard Stern?

How about W and Silck Willie?

Where in the hell is my freaking pipe?

Hare Hare