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Ways that tO$U sucks

By RWReese on Aug 31 2011, 10:56a 49

So often in polls we are given the option to select "tOSU sucks", yet what happens when we are faced with a multitude of options to express how much tOSU sucks? Obviously no one poll can possibly express all of the ways that this one particular school can suck, so please feel free to submit your own expressions of the suck that is tOSU. I am certain there are many who will be able to express it much better than I. (Somehow I have a feeling that Paige will have an idea or two.) Remember...try to keep it clean(ish)! (I pondered waiting to do this until tOSU week but then realized that there's no such thing as the "perfect" time to express the suckiness of tOSU...all times are perfect.)

Poll

Select which way the Ohio State University sucks.

13% There is no way to describe the suck that is tOSU (14 votes)
5% tOSU's suck is equivelent to picking up a girl in a bar, taking her home, and in the morning noticing that she has an adams apple as she's lying next to you (6 votes)
16% tOSU sucks more than having your wife finding you dead, naked in a bathtub filled with chocolate pudding while wearing an Elmo mask and being surrounded by monkey porn (18 votes)
5% "Mauja tOSU" in Inuit means, "For many moons tOSU has sucked, now is no different." (6 votes)
4% tOSU = 760.0 mmHg (5 votes)
1% tOSU: the Black Hole of the B1G Galaxy...a cold, lightless suck (2 votes)
1% In movie terms, tOSU is "Gigli", "It's Pat", and "Anus Magillicutty" rolled into one (2 votes)
0% The Smashing Pumpkins considered, "tOSU and the Infinite Suck" before landing on a different title. (1 vote)
10% tOSU just sucks (11 votes)
0% tOSU sucks more than Rick Venturi's coaching at Northwestern (0 votes)
10% tOSU sucks more than finding out your QB swapped swag for tats, drove gift cars, and got your head coach fired (11 votes)
0% tOSU sucks more than losing access to the World Wide Interwebs and not being able to access BSD for a whole week! (0 votes)
4% tOSU sucks more than getting hired as a new head coach and weeks later finding out the team is about to be on double-not-so-secret-death-penaltyesque probation (5 votes)
13% F' it....they just suck. (14 votes)
0% tOSU is a fan...in front they blow, behind they suck, and beside them they don't do a damnthing for you (0 votes)
0% tOSU sucks far more than journalist's disdain for the excellent work that is sports blog writing (1 vote)
2% tOSU, tOSU...how much dost thou suck? Let me count the ways! (3 votes)
0% tOSU sucks more than a sucking chest wound...nature's way of telling you you screwed up (0 votes)
7% tOSU sucks more than the wrath of Rambler after someone states that Ambrose Burnside was a better general than U.S. Grant (8 votes)

107 votes total

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