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I'm sure this will be pleasant. The 72 players that were mentioned in the Yahoo! piece on Miami will be subpoenaed by the bankruptcy court handling the Nevin Shapiro case. This may bring additional information to light regarding just what went on over the past decade at Miami, but it will definitely bring about some of the players paying back the value of the benefits they received if the benefits were deemed to be valuable enough. I suppose that's what happens when you fund years upon years of improper benefits with money bilked from Ponzi scheme victims.

Additional Miami news. The NCAA has responded to Miami declaring eight of its players ineligible, and they're all going to have to sit at least one game and repay the value of the benefits they received. The suspensions break down as follows:

Six games: Olivier Vernon

Four games: Ray Ray Armstrong, Dyron Dye

One game: Jacory Harris, Sean Spence, Travis Benjamin, Marcus Forston, Adewale Ojomo

As the Aggie world turns. It's looking more and more like A&M's ship is sailing away from the Big 12. If this story doesn't come to a conclusion before this weekend, then... well... I'll be really annoyed. FOOTBALL START PLEASE NOW NOW NOW.

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME. Meet EcoKat, Kansas State's new environmentally friendly mascot. It's also not a cat, but a girl dressed in a gray and purple superhero outfit.

Well I'll be, I didn't know they made Cliffs Notes for Xbox 360. Former Ohio State wideout Duron Carter has been admitted at Alabama and has begun practicing with the team.

This is still so damn sad. Oklahoma will honor the late Austin Box with a helmet sticker, and by having a different defensive starter wear his number 12 each week.

Read this now, then hug everyone you love. Really touching stuff from Ramzy at Eleven Warriors.

RIP Justin Dantonio. Condolences to the Dantonio family on the loss of Mark's father.

How about we end on a lighter note, shall we? The Ballad of Joe Bauserman, or: LIKE A BAUS. (Context here, NSFW language unless you're a boss)

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by Chris Grovich on Aug 31, 2011 7:16 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs

this might be my most favoritest gif ever.

@NotCarlotta

Fire Dan Snyder

by Cari Greene on Aug 31, 2011 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Dio?

Follow @Mr_RosewaterEsq

by Mr. Rosewater on Aug 31, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions

Is that a ...

… chicken on the table?

THE Ohio $tate Buck Guys:
1 Scarlet & Gray dollar sign helmet sticker for each autographed piece of equipment sold or bartered.
10 Scarlet & Gray dollar sign helmet stickers for each 9-month sports car "test drive" obtained.

by No.21 on Aug 31, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions

Bauserman was drafted by the pirates?

by lbu828694 on Aug 31, 2011 7:17 AM EDT reply actions

Yup. That's why he's a 37 year old college quarterback.

Also, McGloin might have Brett Favre’s moxie, but Bauserman might actually be Favre’s son.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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by Semicorrect on Aug 31, 2011 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions

Please, please, please let this guy win the starting job

I’m in meh shape and at least 10-15 years older, and I’m confident that I’m in better shape than this guy.

Yes, he’s going to settle in nicely to the post-Buckeye life in Columbus. Beer, wife who hates him, beer, kids who hate him, beer, reminisce about the time he got tatooed by Mauti at midfield of Ohio Stadium. It’s the life.

by kijana's acl on Aug 31, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions

As a starting QB for Ohio State, he has a radio and/or car dealership job in Columbus if he wants it.

You think I’m kidding? Craig Krenzel and Justin Zwick have everyday jobs as radio hosts for WBNS-FM The Fan.

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by Semicorrect on Aug 31, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Is this really him?

@ArtieFufkin10

by Artiefufkin10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions

Yup.

I think you can see why Ohio State fans aren’t thrilled that he’s our starting QB.

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by Semicorrect on Aug 31, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Was he working on a big rig before he enrolled?

I’d say farmers, but most farmers that I know don’t develop a gut and moobs like that until their late thirties.

by kijana's acl on Aug 31, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Here is a better link for EcoKat

All I can say is… yikes. Although it would be awesome to have an Ochocinco style TD celebration against KState where you dump out a trash can on the field

by jrock4 on Aug 31, 2011 8:31 AM EDT reply actions

well, maybe not the first one.

by kijana's acl on Aug 31, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions

Dominatrix cat with a whip.

Hard to go wrong with that one.

by CvilleLion on Aug 31, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions

It would be one thing if she were hotter...

@ArtieFufkin10

by Artiefufkin10 on Aug 31, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions

For anyone who remembers the old "Taxi" sitcom

I think she looks like Latkas’ wife, Simka.

by CvilleLion on Aug 31, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions

Latka's mother

The episodes with Latka’s mother and Alex were pure gold

“Nic-Nic”

Watch till the end for the best line

Alea jacta est...

by PSUGuru on Aug 31, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions

Hemp - where's the hemp?

At least give her some ears and a tail made of decomposed Big Mac containers. I can guarantee that that 100% man made costume is 100% non-eco friendly.

A Native American is shedding a tear somewhere.

Please don't follow me on twitter.

by rahpsu92 on Aug 31, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs