I just blew your mind, didn't I? I like to surprise people.
And check out the expanse of skin on Trey Bauer. That must have driven Joe "tuck in your shirt" Paterno insane.
Only 31 days, will you be there? Will the students show up on time? What will the newly rearranged student section look like 1/3 full? How many push-ups will the Lion be doing? How bout them twirlers? Beer and tailgating! Berks Hot Dogs! Woo!