What is your technique to get to watch the game on TV?

• 21% No prob...I laid down the law when we got married. (19 votes)
• 26% I took the time to educate my spouse and now he/she watches the game with me. (24 votes)
• 0% I fake a heart attack on a weekly basis and the hospital has a private room all set up for me each Saturday (0 votes)
• 0% I tell my spouse I have a work trip every weekend in the fall and I book a room at the local Holiday Inn. (0 votes)
• 4% I let my family watch on the flat screen and I huddle in front of the 13" with a cooler and a pizza. (4 votes)
• 11% My spouse is a bigger fan than I am...I didn't marry for money, I married for football. (10 votes)
• 3% The key to football watching is diamonds...the more you buy, the more you get to watch. (3 votes)
• 1% I convinced my kids that football is really a Saturday cartoon with really good CGI. (1 vote)
• 1% I beg. It takes a large man to admit it, but I just beg, wheedle and whine till I get to watch. (1 vote)
• 0% I agree to a Steel Magnolias/Sophie's Choice/Sweet Home Alabama/Devil Wears Prada fest for the opportunity to watch the game. (0 votes)
• 0% My boss believes I have to go for dialysis treatments every Saturday between 11:45 am and midnight. (0 votes)
• 0% I pull the fire alarm 5 minutes before kickoff then run to the closest bar. (0 votes)
• 3% I get up at 3:00 am to finish all my chores before the game starts. (3 votes)
• 0% A different friend each weekend pretends to be going through a breakup/divorce and I convince my spouse I need to be there for moral support. One friend has been "divorced" 17 times over the past 3 seasons. (0 votes)
• 1% I lure the family into the basement, lock the door, tell them the door is stuck and the fire department is on the way. Surprisingly it works every weekend...they must have gotten their smarts from my spouse's side of the family. (1 vote)
• 1% I've convinced my spouse that sunspots and solarflares have caused the TV to only tune into the B1G channel and ESPN on Saturday afternoons. Again...that side of the family ain't too bright. (1 vote)
• 0% I tell my boss I have a funeral...I've gone through 11 grandparents and they haven't caught on yet. (0 votes)
• 10% My spouse leaves me alone on Sat since college ball is sacrosanct but Sunday is for him/her since pro football can never compare. (9 votes)
• 15% Even my spouse, for all his/her loathing of football, understands that tOSU sucks. At least I have that going for me. (14 votes)

90 votes total