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by Peter Gray on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 AM EDT
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PrintI think I've found my new favorite player. Indiana RB Darius Willis competed in a low level pro wrestling match this past week. I'm sure this is normally frowned upon by most football programs, but it gets better: Willis is also injured right now. I haven't seen heart like that since Mick Foley got off the stretcher to tangle with the Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match at King of the Ring '98*. TOPICAL:
Cue smoke up your backside. Mark Emmert wants you to know that the NCAA isn't a business. Right, they just happened to find these billions of dollars laying in the street, and are only watching it until the rightful owner is notified.
Now is Les crazy enough to start him? Jordan Jefferson has been reinstated at LSU. Maybe he'll see some time at punter!
/points at something. Brady Hoke ain't havin' your Detroit Tigers hats, son. Not nearly mansome enough for his taste. If there was a Brady Hoke Signature Series from New Era, I'm confident that there'd be some kind of gravy stain on the brim. #GOBLUE
Nice to see that a hardship waiver actually requires an actual hardship. Lache Seastrunk's hardship waiver was denied, so the next time (first time, actually) he sees the field will be next season. Refreshing to know that "Getting caught in the center of a multi-school recruiting scandal" doesn't qualify as a hardship.
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. The bros at JPDH have your drinking game rules for this weekend. I'll be playing along from my couch, as should all red blooded Americans.
*Not an apt comparison.
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Brady Hoke is awesome
Glad I don’t have to cheer against that guy until at least after Thanksgiving
"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.
Ugh
Reading that makes me realize they won’t be a laughing stock for very long under his watch. It was really fun when they would GERG a game.
"I don’t know what he’s done differently, whether he’s eating differently or Sue is making him happier, but he’s definitely a different coach out there" Devon Still
Yeah
He’s a really good coach. He will make Michigan a Big Ten Champ, maybe a MNC, eventually. I hate him.
What’s even more angering is that the Michigan blogosphere spewed so much vitriol and DO NOT WANT his way before and immediately after his hire. They will deny this, maybe even convince themselves that they didn’t, but it’s true.
"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.
I think a lot of the negativity towards the Hoke hire
Wasn’t because of Hoke himself, but because everyone in Ann Arbor was soooo convinced they were getting Jim Harbaugh or Les Miles. I still think Les Miles going to Michigan would be a terrible, terrible idea, but I’d like to see it if only to see their smug, buttoned up asses go insane when he calls a double reverse fake punt on their own five
yard line AND IT WORKS.
I think that was part of it
the other part is that Hoke made it known that he wanted the job when Carr was fired (another thing that happened that Michigan fans avidly deny), and this was openly mocked by mgoblog and others. Hiring Hoke was basically kinda saying, yeah, maybe we should have listened harder the first time.
And yes, it would work, and yes, several Mac-using, Yoga class taking, fashionably liberal Ann Arbor heads would explode, but only because 2 players on the other team fell down. Les Miles is a risk taking genius, a true idiot, a very good football coach, and one lucky SOB all at the same time.
"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.
by ckmneon on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
so what you're saying is
something interesting came out of Indiana?
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Shocking, I know!
Mick Foley/Mankind/Dude Love/Cactus Jack is one of my favorite wrestlers ever. That cage match was right about when I was the most into pro wrestling, I couldn’t believe what I was watching.
Also, Wikipedia has a shockingly thorough history of pro wrestling online. It’s incredible. Might be good Friday Afternoon at the Office reading material…..
Ultimate Warrior was my favorite
Always will be. I still ocassionally will watch the Warrior/Hogan match from Wrestlemania 6. Greatest. Match. Ever.
"I don’t know what he’s done differently, whether he’s eating differently or Sue is making him happier, but he’s definitely a different coach out there" Devon Still
Macho Man
without a doubt. OHHHHHHHHYEAAAAHHHHHH!
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by skarocksoi on Sep 30, 2011 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mick Foley....
Is the craziest wrestler ever! I saw that pay-per-view live and was stunned! BTW, I believe there were tacks on the ring floor that he fell onto. I remember him getting up in that match and he had bloody tacks stuck in him. He did the craziest stuff and kept getting back up. What’s crazier, he looks like someones uncle that lives in his mom’s basement.
by WestHallsGhost on Sep 30, 2011 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The Jackson family is anything but uninteresting
"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.
Good take...
Deviate is always interesting.
"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world" -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
I would play the drinking game
if they had less of a d-bag hashtag.
With firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right
- A.Lincoln
by SarcasmJam on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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