Hope you had a great (and safe, you guys still alive?) New Year celebration. The final open threads of the football season have arrived, which is terrible or great news depending on your perspective. The standard Rules Of Threading apply -- no links to illegal streams, porn, racism, sexism...you know, I think we collectively have the hang of this by now.

Subsequent threads in 45 minute intervals, or until the internet breaks under the weight of Rob Bolden's glory.