I wished for Darryl Clark, but he is still in Jay's basement out benchpressing every Japanese arm wrestling machine (a noble cause) So I wished for QB14 today at 13:00 in the 1st Qtr when QB1 missed Zordich in the flat.

I am a football playcalling duck cyborg (totally for the Oregon helmets) and its so freaking painful to watch Houston recievers run a 5 yd cross or a 3-4 hitch out of 5-wide. Honestly, we adjusted too late and we got killed by the dink and dunk. I can throw 4 yd hitches all day if the D is playing 6 yds off. (This is my only real knock on the D) The broken coverages happen to all teams at some point.

Now on to the Offense: Numbers 50 and 58 who were offensive lineman, are the slowest pulling lineman I have seen all week in 6 games of football. That killed our run game. Rob Bolden needs to hang up the cleats, the guy just isn't mentally ready. His TD throw is more of Brown's flash of redic ability. 6 of 20 with 3 INTs 1 TD after all that BULLSHIT LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR. GO EFF YOURSELF, SORRY WHEN MY DAD SAYS TO ME, HOW MANY INTS DID MORELLI HAVE IN A BOWL GAME OR BAD BAD PASSES YOU KNOW YOUR BAD.

For comparison in Bowl Games

Bolden: 7-26, 137, 5.3 avg 1 TD 3 INTs points from INTs = 13

McGloin: 17-41, 211 5.1. avg 1 TD, 1 Rush TD, 5 INTs point from Ints = 13 (1 pick-6, 2 FGs)

QB14: Alamo Bowl: 15-31, 143, 4.6 avg 1 TD 1 INT points from INT = 3

QB 14 Outback Bowl: 14-25, 197, 1 TD 0 INT

Anthony James* Morelli a.k.a. QB14 a.k.a. Dragon-Born of Skyrim would have won the game against Houston

BONUS Comparison is going to be Zack Mills and his bowl record stats

Z. Mills: 8-24 69 yds, 1 INT points off INT 0

I still think Zack Mills beats Houston.