Please allow me to introduce myself...
I’m not man of wealth for certain, and frankly, the taste part is questionable too. I am, however, someone who has lurked here for three months now, and was reluctant to have my first post (or even comment) come in the midst of ‘everything’. There was almost a feeling of guilt that I would start to use BSD in my time of pain, without ever having contributed before. It’s hard for me to explain, but I hope some of you understand.
I’m guessing that I’m not the only one. And while it may not be proper protocol to put something like this on a forum where one retains their anonymity if they so choose, I feel that it's appropriate to make a formal hello.
The condensed version goes something like this: ’99 PSU graduate, BS - Chemical Engineering. Wife graduated in ’00, BS - Biology. Penn State is the only school I ever made a visit to. It was Wednesday, the week of Homecoming during the fall of 1994. Some dudes named Collins, Brady, Carter, et al. were putting up crazy numbers every Saturday. The drive up from Pittsburgh was made during the perfect time for admiring the foliage. I knew on the drive home that I didn’t even need to apply anywhere else – I was 100% committed. I'm a western Pee-Yay guy.
I met my wife-to-be during the first party conducted in my first college apartment during sophomore sophomore year (August 20, 1996), and we married 10 days after 9/11. We have the obligatory pictures of kids on the Nittany Lion Shrine, and used said picture for our holiday card one year. We don’t yet have the house completely decked out in blue and white, but the set of Titleists live in a PSU golf bag, cornhole boards are white with a solitary blue stripe, I made a custom mosaic table of the Lion's head, a Nevin Robinson 'Old Main' drawing is displayed prominently next to the diplomas, etc. You get the point.
In talking with one of my roommates just yesterday from that first apartment, we both agreed that while the last 3 months have been awful in a lot of ways, it’s only served to renew my sense of pride in having gone to Penn State. Coming daily to this board has been a big part of that.
So in those visits, I’ve read literally thousands of comments. I’ve grown to appreciate the personalities. I’ve grown to respect the vast majority of posters. I have appreciated (and been surprised at) the time some folks dedicate to it, have enjoyed the wit (admitted Simpsons junkie) and humor, and have often wondered how many of you I may have shared a pint with at Zeno’s. I’m continually amazed at the breadth of knowledge that the contributors possess, and the humility and openness with which they share it.
So before I continue to ramble, I’ll just finish by saying that formal ‘Hello,’ first to the BSD regulars, but to the newbs and lurkers too. I’d love to learn some of your backgrounds for those who are comfortable sharing. Surely most won’t, and that’s cool too. Regardless of how many times I actually end up commenting on anything, it’s comforting to know there’s a place I can go where people undersatand who WE ARE. And now I won’t feel guilty doing so.
A final comment of thanks to the mods, who I think do a pretty good job, and to the regulars who I feel like I know (and maybe do). Their dedication to putting their thoughts and opinions out there have helped me get through what has been a tough few months for the PSU family.
Sincerely,
psuderik
PS – Based on some of what I’ve read, I may as well add these two things. Yes, she’s hot ;)... And dark thick beers.....
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...my name is HOV"
Eh? Eh?
I, like you, joined pretty recently (right in the midst of ‘It’). I originally came here to be able to vent and discuss everything that was going on, and have found myself coming back over and over again. Since no one in my office is a PSU fan, nor are any of my roommates, this is the only place I can discuss Old State on the daily.
I’ve enjoyed it immensely, and hopefully you do too. Welcome!
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."
H-to-the-O-V
I used ta move snowflakes by the O-Z
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 26, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
I guess even back then you could call me
I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN
Follow @134Lounge
Dude's just a genius.
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
welcome to bsd
maybe one day you will fortunate enough to partake ina bloodsport thread
There are times when a corps commander's life does not count.
Hi and Welcome!
About the same. I’ve lurked on BSD for a few years, but mostly just during football season. Wasn’t until ‘it’ happened that I started commenting on here.
Whole family went to PSU, I was there from 02-06 (didn’t finish). In the process of finishing up. Funnily enough, I think I’m happier to finish after all of this.
I like IPAs, hate when football season is over, and have two dogs who know to give a high five when I say “Penn State wins!”
by iamkatemcg on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So many awesome parts of this...
I was there from 02-06
Niiiice. Ditto.
I like IPAs, hate when football season is over, and have two dogs who know to give a high five when I say "Penn State wins!"
Ditto, ditto, and sort of ditto (one dog who can high five when I say “We are!”)
Welcome to both of you!
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks Adam!
Glad to be here. Do you remember/were you there for the original Paternoville? The Nebraska game? I camped out and got front row seats. Best game ever.
Love that your dog does that!
I was not, but I did live in Brumbaugh Hall that year.
Earlier this year I wrote about the “Nuck Febraska” sign that hung in a window in Sproul Hall for the better part of 2 years while we were there.
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes
Happy memories. Freshman/soph year I was in McElwain, so missed out on a lot of the East Halls experience.
911 Brumbaugh
Home Sweet Home for me frosh year
Follow my antics: @djv5030
Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. -Joe Paterno
by Dan Vecellio on Jan 26, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
1009 for me
The penthouse suite.
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 26, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
108 Brumbaugh
Hi guys.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
by Assorted Fruit on Jan 26, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
110 Pinchot,
but that was back before electricity.
I’ve tried explaining to people what it was like to trudge home across Parking Lot 80 at 10 pm in mid-January, with temp at zero and the wind in your face at 20+ mph. Brutal.
Of course, it was uphill both ways in those days, and we wore an onion on our belts, which was the fashion at the time, and………zzzzzzzzzzzz……..
What the hell just happened?
by Pete the Streak on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can relate.
Stuart Hall….also before electricity. Had an end room right across from the laundry room. So freaking cold in those days before global warming I would throw my sheets in the dryer for a few minutes before going to bed.
Also made the daily trek across the tundra that was parking lot 80. Deeming it brutal is being kind.
East Halls sucked
I was lucky because I joined a fraternity pretty early on, so I had a place to park my car and to crash in much less inconvenient spot. Having a bike helped alot too.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
The coldest walk
was from 316 McKean to 8am class at Willard on a crystal clear Jan morn. Spoiled southern Pennsylvanian. Sent a telegram to the old man begging for a coat and gloves after that first experience (had just gotten electricity…oh and that lovely steam heat that either didn’t work or kept it at a constant and cozy 110 degrees). Thank God for smuggled whiskey. And then…..where was I?……
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
Did you take the tunnel?
I was just telling my family about this last night. There was a tunnel you could enter in the basement of one building that would exit in another. I can’t remember what buildings though. I used to take it on the extremely cold days.
Who's that tugging on my chain....
Yer kidding, right?
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
No.
There was some kind of hallway/tunnel that connected two or maybe even three buildings. Pretty sure it was along Curtin Road.
I didn't get the memo
I just recall the basement corridors that connected parts of East Halls, but that didn’t get you to class
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
It's a good thing that you didn't . . .
For it was those cold walks that helped steel you for the Marine Corps.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
Actually
It was colder at PSU that winter (76) than it ever got on my deployment to North Norway….so you’re right!
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
North Norway
That’s interesting. For some reason I never really pictured Marines in Arctic zones.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
During the Cold War
the Marine Corps had the ‘northern flank’ mission if the soviets ever rolled through Europe, lots of equipment prepositioned there so would train there regularly. Great port visits going to and coming from, the in between part kind of sucked.
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
I love to see stereotypes shattered.
One of the best student’s I’ve encountered in my career is an active duty Marine who took a couple of classes from me and then would drop by my office from time-to-time. It seems that the Corps was sending him to college because they wanted to make him an officer. He had joined upon graduating high school at age 18 back in 2000. He has seen serious action in Afghanistan and Iraq and served as a DI. When he got to me he was a staff sergeant. They promoted him to gunnery sergeant while in school.
Anyway, I’m very impressed that someone in the Marine Corps decided that this was a good idea. In fact until I met him I had no idea that they were up to activities like this. This guy is a seriously battle-hardened Marine with wonderful scholarly abilities and interests. He takes very seriously his oath to protect and defend the Constitution while being completely prepared to hold a well-grounded intellectual discussion with anyone on the reasons that document is as it is. He is exactly the sort of fellow whom we need as leader/decision-maker. So the old not-so-bright-jarhead stereotype of the Marine enlisted man takes a fatal hit.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
by SubLime on Jan 26, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good to hear
the Gunny is upholding the reputation of the Corps. Many are surprised at the caliber of the people in the military, yet it’s better than when I was fresh out of PSU, but even then we were screening for the ones to take to the next level and I’m glad Penn State got a good one to work with, and vice versa.
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
by PSUMarine78 on Jan 26, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
True story, 78.
Nephew in Marines – getting out the end of this month after 3 tours Iraq, 1 in Afghanistan. (He’d gone in Corps right from high school.) Was training with some mean firepower in desert in CA before Afghan tour. Their group was being observed by some seasoned or retired “troops.” Fellow walks up to D’s post & he’s wearing a PSU ball cap. D. says, “Go State” and gets a double take. Turns out the fellow had gone to school with D’s dad over in Penns Valley.
Well I didn't get the memo on the East Halls tunnels.
I did not know that. And this is coming from a guy who was in off limits areas of Findlay/Johnston and ended up getting “trapped” in that square between the two windowed corridors that connect those two buildings.
I've been through most of them.
There used to be a broken lock in one of the the sidewalk grates on Shortlidge, right about McElwain Hall. It was HOT down there – no wonder, you were surrounded by pipes filled with steam. Some majory dangerous areas where the pipes came across and you either had to get over them or crawl under. Still have a faint scar on my shoulder.
He completed 17 of individuals 26 passes for 192 lanscaping your yard and two touchdowns - Chan Luu
Pretty sure they closed those off in the spring of 2001.
I took summer classes in 2001 before I started and I recall seeing OPP guys getting the big locks and chains down random (what looked to me to be) subway entrances. I asked an upperclassman the next day and he told me about the tunnels. I guess the graffiti got pretty bad so they closed them up.
The walk from East Halls across the old Lot 80...
Was terrible too. That wind cut right through you – and I even grew up in S.C. I live in FL now and no wonder.
Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of excellence or worth is a tragedy.
Packer Hall
The worst of the worst.
"We gon' get down. We gon' do the do. I'm going to hit these mother****ers" - Dock Ellis, May 1, 1974.
I lived on the Fourth Floor of Packer Hall.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
Lets come in standing with the raincoat guy!
Mindy golden in the ring for me.
Down Down, Down Down. ALICE IS ON!
Son of an Infidel.....Eater of Vegetables!
by joefromboalsburg on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions
where's your pipe?
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
by letsgopsu on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
+1 for the clever use of the words of the wise man, Mick Jagger.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I'd be more impressed if he said he was a star fucker.
Sandwich is the best
Bread use aside from making
Russians stand in line
I hear he's got moves like him too.
……….
I’ll see myself out.
@JPosnanski - I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
#OccupyESPN
by Adam Collyer on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute, cause this is important...
You quoted a classic rock song in the title, and followed through with it in the intro. You’re from western Pa. You golf. You have a hot wife. I really only have one question…did we just become best friends?
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I don't golf...
But I’ll put together a Pirate game if there is any interest.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
That sounds great!
All for it. I just brought up the golf because I play as well…but am equally as happy to watch the Pirates, and that would bring a larger crowd, I’m sure.
There are THON days, I think? We should go for one of those.
We'd need at least 10 maybe 15.
I got a guy who can get us the group rates, I’ll put together the tailgate, figure $30 a person for tickets, a hat, and beer & food in the lot. Give or take.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
It's probably going to take a wider announcement than this.
Someone will need to remind me.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
this has piqued my interest
Jesse…we’ve spoken on prior occassions at BSD. I now work in Oakland, but was downtown off of Grant for a few years.
Maybe we could make it a game where there’s a free giveaway, as this time of year is usually the only time when I know the Pirates are in first place…
by rju103 on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aren't the tickets themselves given away?
by Chris Grovich on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions
We're talking Pirates game, not Pitt football.
by J Breezy on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
No, you have to pay for them.
They come with greatly reduced rates on rising stars though. I’m pretty sure April 30th is half-off McCutchen Contract Night.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Jan 26, 2012 8:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
15 for the group rate
and you get hats or something… not too shabby.
Either would be great
I’d be down with either. Or, you could all come to one of my kids’ Saturday t-ball games. The level of play isn’t all that far from the Pirates, games are shorter, and the local bars are much cheaper.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
AND YOU ZING THE PIRATES!
Is there anything you don’t do?
/nominates psuderik for BOT
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by Jeff Junstrom on Jan 26, 2012 6:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Willie Stargell is frowning from above.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
He's only been frowning for twenty.
But, yeah.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
The Orioles
have been stinko for 15 now, I thought the Pirates had a longer head start than 5 years!
Alea iacta est...
If you get a group of 40 people from here to go to a Pirates game
that will set an attendance record
Reporter: Can you give us a touchdown celebration, one that you would get penalized for?
Moye: I play at Penn State. I don’t celebrate.
I think they averaged over 20,000 a game last year.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
I was talking about people in the stadium
not the people watching on TV.
Reporter: Can you give us a touchdown celebration, one that you would get penalized for?
Moye: I play at Penn State. I don’t celebrate.
I AM INTERESTED IN THIS.
"We gon' get down. We gon' do the do. I'm going to hit these mother****ers" - Dock Ellis, May 1, 1974.
this needs to happen for other places too
DC region, and maybe philly…
by Why did I Graduate? on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Philly would be tough
Getting tickets, finding a safe place to meet and teaching everyone to read so they can understand the invitation, you’re talking a lot of time and energy.
"WHY IS EVERYONE THE FREAKING STUPID?" BMAN13
by kijana's acl on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
OK, now you've gone too far!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring". ~Rogers Hornsby
If there's beer involved, none of the above would matter. Or whiskey :)
It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
by Succss With Honor Always on Jan 26, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
If you were talking about the Vet, I'd agree with you.
Nowadays, all you need is some alums to take you down. I think the small town of Philadelphia has one or two of those…they’ll know where to go.
While I really do like PNC Park (one of the most beautiful parks in the majors), CBP is an awesome place to watch a game.
Alabama?
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
Let's set up a DC game.
That’d be fun.
Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, We Are - Tennyson
depends
what are your guys’ favorite dinosaur?
by The JuggerNitt on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Velociraptor!
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN
Follow @134Lounge
If so, John Stamos
and just to complete, the trifecta, Good Housekeeping.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Philosoraptor
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
by jtothep on Jan 26, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I can't stop cracking up at the Philosoraptor
by The JuggerNitt on Jan 26, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Me either!
It may be because I’m so in need of a new hero in these turbulent times, but he has really spoken to me this week.
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
My classic rock must be real rusty
I thought he was referencing this guy’s song:

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
This...make me jealous.
Calling any and all Penn Staters in New Orleans.
Drinks sometime?
’97 Civil Engineering
Hamilton Hall (Freshman and Sophomore year). West College Ave after that…
Many many nights at Zenos and the Phyrst.
I'd travel down to NOLA for BSD drinks.
LOVE that town. Band I really like down there—Glen David Andrews. Saw them at DBA on Frenchmen. Life-changing.
I'm only 5 hours away!
Next time I go to NOLA, I’ll let you know!
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
I'm in Iberville Parish.
We’ll be staying at my wife’s aunt’s place (length depends on how long we sleep) to go to the Krewe de Vieux catastrophe (hopeful — they want it and so do I) this Saturday night.
I’ll be there as always from Friday through Fat Tuesday. even though I ride no more.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
I will be in New Orleans Feb 27 - Mar 2
But it is for work. May have some free time and would love to share a Hand Grenade
"You did all you could do. You've done enough. We all love you. We won. You can go home now."
Joseph Vincent Paterno, Jr.
January 26, 2012
Excellent!!!
I’ll need to add my email address to my profile. Look forward to hopefully meeting some/all of you at some point.
Welcome to BSD, from a past fellow lurker.
I graduated from Penn State from 2008 and have been plotting my return ever since. I met my husband at a hot tub at State College Park apartments where we fell in love over a shared love of football and wine bongs. Our wedding wad this past August had a fairly over the top Penn State theme to it and our Joe Pa cut out looked very out of place in our fancy venue.
The two most influential men in my life were my grandfather and Joe. My grandfather for teaching me the basic of football and Joe Paterno for all the things he lived for and taught us.
I lurked on BSD forever but after “it” happened in November, I felt the need to join the discussion about a place and person I cared so deeply about.
Oh and I love all beers, not a snob about it, but I have a soft spot for all things Dogfish Head and Magic Hat.
by mleepsu08 on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Not positive what a wine bong is...
by hbeach08 on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
yeah, wine bongs are not very classy but I used to enjoy them.
If you break open a box of wine, you can hold the bag of wine up in the air ,similar to a beer bong, and drink the wine pretty quickly. Why I ever thought that was something fun to do is beyond me now, but it was all the thing to do on a Tuesday night before the Gaff.
by mleepsu08 on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Slap the bag!
Wine bongs are ALWAYS classy.
by iamkatemcg on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are two kinds of people
Those that remove the bag from boxes of wine and…we’ll there is only one kind of person. Many people are liars.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
by jesse. on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Snow bongs were king in the 70s.
Back when bongs were bongs – 3 foot tall minimums were strictly enforced.
What the hell just happened?
by Pete the Streak on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Was there any mention in that Sonny Barger book
about the practice of injecting wine with hypodermic needles?
This activity used to be part of biker lore among Pagans and the such. I’ve always wondered whether the stories were apocryphal.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
They never felt that way the next day lol
by mleepsu08 on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I remember Parents Weekend in 05
Mom & Dad came up, we had our social at DU.
And the look of horror on my mom’s face as my friends and I started bonging wine in a race…good times!
Sweet merciful god of BSD.
You new guys are really setting the bar high…
I met my husband at a hot tub at State College Park apartments where we fell in love over a shared love of football and wine bongs.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 AM EST up reply actions
Quite familiar.
Spring Break ’05 involved a lot of wine bonging on the shores of South Padre Island.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT!!!!
EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE WINE BONGED EXCEPT ME!!!
Looks like Franzia is on the weekend grocery list now.
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
Gee-Whiz
Do you hold your pinky up when you drink tea with the Queen too?
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
by jesse. on Jan 26, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
To be honest...I thought the wine bong involved, ahem, something else.
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
Somewhere in East Halls
Some kid is now building this, planning a run to the Big O, and thanking his stars for hbeach08.
by iamkatemcg on Jan 26, 2012 10:58 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
I did to, because there may have been people I knew that used wine in their bong
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
actually, Malt Duck, we they couldn’t afford wine
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
and don’t spill that crap, I have been told it really stinks
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
by BMAN13 on Jan 26, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch.
That seems harsh. And pointless.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
what is harsh and pointless, just pointing out other understandings of wine bongs/agreeing with hbeach
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
Putting Wine in a Bong...
and smoking pot through it. It would probably make you cough so hard you puked, and not add any significant amount of getting f#$ked up.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
Can we enlist an
individual not subject to employer drug testing to answer this definitively. We may need up to 10. What do you scientist geeks think> double blind. Some get the wine bong, some not.
To cough, to puke.
He completed 17 of individuals 26 passes for 192 lanscaping your yard and two touchdowns - Chan Luu
you see
I was ACTUALLY picturing a wine bottle apparatus, some sort of bored out hole. doesn’t make much sense I guess.
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
I tried to do that with a Champagne Bottle
I never even got close.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
It was Dom Perignon
So yeah, it would have been.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
EXACTLY
was thinking Dom or Cristal
the clear bottle woulda gotten yucky though, so my hypo wine / champagne bottle bong would definitely be Dom
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
I the people that did this said it really didn’t add anything, I they were told you could pick up a quick alchohol buzz by inhaling the wine with the smoke. And they said it seemed to cool the smoke faster so not as harsh.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
I am they are a HUGE fan of an ice cube or two
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
by hbeach08 on Jan 26, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ice cubes forever!!
at least that is what “they” always preferred.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
You don't have to actually get hit by a speeding truck
to know that it’s probably not a good thing.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
by SubLime on Jan 26, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that, and technically I don't need a box for a wine bong
just a big glass
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
Look.
Chilled Franzia will get the job done. House Wine Favorite, Crisp White, over ice. It’s 100 times better than a cheap case of beer. Not quite as good as chilled Potato Vodka, but either (or both) will do in a pinch.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
Jeez, whatever happened to flaming shots of grain. Kids are wimps now days. wine bongs, wimps I tell ya
play quarters with food service glasses of Jim Beam. Then we’ll talk drankin
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
I was tailgating for a game and a man comes walking over with a bottle of Captain.
We were playing beerpong, and he says “mind if I play?” We start setting the cups up and he says “That’s not how you do it!” He then takes a single cup, fills it half way up with Captain and passes the bottle to the other side of the table. My friend fills a cup up half way and they start to play. You couldn’t shoot it, only bounce it, and it was windy as hell. The old guy finally makes a shot, and my friend looks at a half full Solo cup of Captain and says “I have to drink this?” The old man smiles and says “No, you have to chug it.” My friend downs it and starts walking away.
After about 2 steps, the old man says “Where do you think you’re going?” My friend says “I lost” and continues to walk. The old man replied “That’s not how it works. You keep playing till you admit you’re a pussy.” About 3 losing games later, my friend now an incoherent mess, admitted he was a pussy.
It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
by Succss With Honor Always on Jan 26, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
great story
I’m old now but i would never drink whiskey like I did when I was 19 21.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
BSD gettin back to fundamentals
JoePa would be proud.
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
Bullshit, maybe. Informational, maybe too?
It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
by Succss With Honor Always on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Its what we do best as BSD

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
by BMAN13 on Jan 26, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
f'ing trig flashbacks dude
don’t do that to me
I’m quite happy making a living BS’ing my way through sales
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
had me a good Peruvian Gala apple for lunch!
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
damn dude, good memory
I’m actually balls neck deep in shitty Peruvian grapes right now
Chilean fruit is my main bag, baby
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
by hbeach08 on Jan 26, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anybody here take the history of math?
I only needed 1 math class outside of statistics, and I took the history of math. Best class ever. I wonder if it’s still around.
It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
by Succss With Honor Always on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
no, my bullshit history class was "History of the Amish"
It was for my DF class and someone told me you only had to show for the exams. Turns out they switched professors that year. I got a worse grade in that than I did in organic chem.
I took Geology of National Parks...
with Robbie Gould. Rocks for jocks what?
Actually a fun and interesting class.
Also took history of art expecting a cake walk. It was my worst class of the semester and it ruined my friends 4.0.
by BNittsDeMilo on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I took that class too
It was awesome. Our teacher would play his guitar and sing the lessons.
it was very interesting, really
Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, We Are - Tennyson
Mine was History 3
I never bought the book and only showed up for the tests. My average was a 96% but I had to take a C because it had a mandatory attendance discussion group on Friday morning that I never went to.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
The history of math was the easiest class I ever had.
The book was out of print, so the professor made copies of his for everyone. There were 3 exams that were open note and he underlined all the important information in the book prior to making the copies. Only went to a few classes and got a 100%.
The best class I went to was when we watched a video about Copernicus. It started out with a woman walking around a desk and this 85 year old professor says “i watched a movie that started out like this last night, but it ended a lot differently.”
It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
by Succss With Honor Always on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, this was the best class
for people who don’t like math but need math credits.
I learned a lot about the library of Toledo though.
"We gon' get down. We gon' do the do. I'm going to hit these mother****ers" - Dock Ellis, May 1, 1974.
I had a broadcast law class
where there was on optional viewing of Deep Throat for a mock trial we were doing (could it be shown on cable during non-prime time, I don’t remember much about it, gross).
I did not attend.
"You did all you could do. You've done enough. We all love you. We won. You can go home now."
Joseph Vincent Paterno, Jr.
January 26, 2012
that is a real class?

"You did all you could do. You've done enough. We all love you. We won. You can go home now."
Joseph Vincent Paterno, Jr.
January 26, 2012
I got wrecked at Crowbar and as "asked to leave"
All because I was trying to light a table’s worth of sambuca shots on fire.
What's the procedure on this?
Take wine bag out of box, then place into giant unmarked brown paper bag?
by Chris Grovich on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
my friend took the bag out of a box of wine to ship it to her husband in Iraq
Since they can’t get booze, she put it in a exercise ball box so it would look like a deflated ball.
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
And when he received it
one of his buddies went “hey lookie here!”, grabbed it from him, and tried to drop-kick it over the berm. It took two hours of explaining to the company commander why half the platoon smelled like cheap wine.
In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them
he was a Seabee in Fallujah, Navy Reserve
He was a huge Parrothead and built a tiki hut at his camp. He was awesome. Unfortunately he is no longer with us.
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
Well I used the Box until no more Wine came out.
Then you pull the bag out of the box and there is usually an additional glass and half in the bag.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
just did that the other night in a friend's basement while playing guitars
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
Wait, you measure box wine by the "glass"
I have never poured it into anything but my mouth or, rarely, a solo cup.
"We gon' get down. We gon' do the do. I'm going to hit these mother****ers" - Dock Ellis, May 1, 1974.
nononono
you’re getting franzia mixed up with my drink of choice, Olde English premium malt liquor.
by Why did I Graduate? on Jan 26, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
my drink of choice, Olde English premium malt liquor
Screw why did you graduate, I’m concerned about how you graduated.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
with honors! and multiple degrees!
that being said, I really don’t know how either.
by Why did I Graduate? on Jan 26, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
PA Pizza
Used to have Hurricane Malt Liquor for $0.85 per 40oz. It was by far the worst tasting thing I’ve ever drank.
For some of the kids out there, it was where Hooters now resides.
Fed me 5 days a week.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Hooters has been gone for five years.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
Oh Dear
A visit is in order I suppose. Could have sworn it wasn’t that long ago that we were there. Son was alive, and that’s 5.5 yrs…
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
To clarify
Son is STILL alive…poor word choice.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
/Whew
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
Maybe it's only four.
But it’s been awhile.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
I think it was the Penn State Sub Shop when I was in SC.
delivered, and would pick you up a six pack or liquor bottle for a nice tip which came in handy between Christmas and New Years 1980 when it didn’t get above 5 degrees and was below 0 every night.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
Wife and I got to State for Winter term 1980.
That was her intro to Pennsylvania weather, having been born/raised in North Carolina.
We lived in Bellefonte, in an old building where the landlord turned the heat off on Friday afternoons. Great snuggling weather!
"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.
"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."
by PSU_Lions_84 on Jan 26, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Condola...
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
Wait...
Others know of ‘Edward 40Hands’? I thought my dumbass roommates and I were the only ones duct taping 40’s to our hands.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Nope
we had a Hurricane Relief Fund one year. Same thing, but with Hurricanes.
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LOVED 40-hands socials
Especially ghetto 40-hands. Wear sweatpants, gaudy jewelry, bad makeup, and drink? Perfect Wednesday night.
Hurricanes...
I have a set of 12 “Scottsdale Sheraton Salutes the Miami Hurricanes” Hurricane glasses from the Fiesta Bowl. Ever few years I have a party where we re-watch the game and pound Hurricanes out of the glasses.
25 years later, and it’s still as funny as the first time we did it. Which was the parents back in 1987, but I digress.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
by jesse. on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is so awesome
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
I thought so too.
But was kinda busy this morning and just skimmed over it. Came back to this thread after seeing a few new comments, and with the benefit of hindsight, decided to rec it.
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
by hbeach08 on Jan 27, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's funny
Is that the glasses are from the hotel Miami was staying at. They were selling drinks in them for $5, keep the glass. After the game Joe and Mel went back to the hotel and had them ship a case of them back to State College.
...may we compete with fierce intensity, with the gifts that we have been given...
THAT is f***ing FANTASTIC
I imagine the Paterno’s attic is pretty badass.
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
by hbeach08 on Jan 27, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only lost my virginity in this dept in 2010
With the Penn Staters in Tuscaloosa. But never heard the term Wine Bong. We called it bag slappin, and I took this footage of the antics at the Indy game at Fedex.
jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
Yeah, I've heard it called bag slappin too.
I think the wine bong term was used more frequently by some of my friends, who frequently hit actual bongs in college.
slappin da bag
is always a good time
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We They called it pig slapping.
Although I never really understood why. Just that you were obligated to squeal before drinking and slap the bag after.
by BNittsDeMilo on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
slap that bag homie
and then proceed to make bad decisions.
by Why did I Graduate? on Jan 26, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I once bonged a margarita
it was not a pleasant experience.
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I bonged six beers
/Bill Braskie’d
but that actually happened
/White Goodman’ed
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
at once?
color me impressed
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It tingles when it hits the lips...
fill it up again!
He completed 17 of individuals 26 passes for 192 lanscaping your yard and two touchdowns - Chan Luu
I did 3 beers one time from the neighbors 2 story funnel...
that had this fairly thin tubing. The pressure on the beer was so much that I literally cleared them in 2 swigs.
Physics in action.
by BNittsDeMilo on Jan 26, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
not on the way back up
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
by letsgopsu on Jan 26, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Prepare mind-blowing.
I once witnessed a guy do a beer bong of his own urine.
100% true story.
___
Black Shoe Diaries
SBN - Pittsburgh
Success With Honor
by Jeff Junstrom on Jan 27, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions
It's sterile...
and he liked the taste.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Upside down margaritas!
Late 80’s Buffett concert at Mariweather Post Pavillion. Laying back into the rear of a 78 vista cruiser wagon while my sister in law poured tequila, lime juice and sour mix, simultaneously from three bottles. You swish in your mouth and swallow. I don’t how many I did but I fell asleep before Little Feat started and my wife said they were squirting shots of brandy from squirt guns that they smuggled into mouth while I was sleeping. Missed the entire Little Feat show which really ticked me off. Came to and watched Buffett. and then was the soberist to drive home since I didn’t drink during Buffett’s show. Great memories, at least those that I remember.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
I was at that Buffett show!
I also have pics of myself doing upside down margaritas at a restaurant in Atlanta
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
I think it was actually 1990 because a group of us celebrated my wife's birthday.
It was her 30th birthday. She was pissed, not cause I got drunk and passed out but because she couldn’t get served beer because they said she needed ID. She did get carded into her early 40’s, which is good for her but not when she didn’t have ID.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
Has anyone ever put
alcohol in a vaporizor? Close the doors and windows and breathe deeply. Why drink when you can just breathe the air.
This was an epidemic in Kentucky a few years ago.
He completed 17 of individuals 26 passes for 192 lanscaping your yard and two touchdowns - Chan Luu
I would have guessed Arkansas
completely shocked it was a problem in Kentucky
"my dad says Michigan used to be good"
I thought about doing it with my cpac machine, wake up with a buzz.
"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."
As someone who just got their own machine...
you should let me know how that turns out.
by BNittsDeMilo on Jan 26, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
don't let your dog
sleep near to the machine. You’ll wake up pawing at your face to get the mask off. My wife found out the hard way while i laid in bed laughing hysterically.
Never thought about that one...
crop dusted.
by BNittsDeMilo on Jan 27, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
a newbie myself
Welcome ! I rarely post but I read everyday . BSD is like going home where you know
your always welcomed.
by psu-lioness on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Welcome
I joined a little before “the fall.” BSD has been the only site I’ve felt comfortable reading during these past couple of months, knowing full well that it’s not going to be filled with hate spewing, fear mongering garbage that big news media outlets like to show off so often (and their not-so-smart commenting base.)
You’ll learn to love it here pretty quick, I can assure you of that.
P.S: Class of ’09, Math & Stat.
by farzyness on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Great
another married guy
j/k, welcome to BSD.
"There are too many Irish guys on this team"
Joesph Vincent Paterno
April, 2010
I like the way you think.
What the hell just happened?
by Pete the Streak on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 AM EST up reply actions
Whatever
more chickas for me. Hola Chickas.
…Wait, where are you all going?
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Chemical engineer...
You may or may not recall from your lurking that I’ve made a couple of posts regarding chemical engineering. I hold them in the highest regard. I had a very good friend who was a chemical engineer (from Pitt though) so I know from him how difficult that major is. Sadly he passed away 11 years ago (wow, I can’t believe it’s been that long…his son graduates hs this year…he missed all of that and from his younger daughter as well…so freaking sad…he was simply the best person I ever knew).
Anyway, welcome from an appreciater of chemical engineering & beer, and fellow W. Pa-er & Simpsons afficionado. If there’s a Pirates game function I may be interested in attending. (I only golf once a year for a fundraiser for the local hs football team. And now that my buddy resigned yesterday as head coach…something that’s not been made public yet…I may not even do that anymore.)
For the record
I was never a very good one – I sell stuff nowadays.
"I'm a white male, age 18 - 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Just making it through the college....
…is a hell of an accomplishment.
this sucks
I havent been to state college in over 2 years, and that makes me really sad.
by Why did I Graduate? on Jan 26, 2012 12:54 PM EST reply actions
HEY!
Welcome to all the new dudes and Divas! Glad to have you join us. It’s been a rough few months, but we are all Penn State and we’ll get through this together.
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012
by Paige2PSU on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Werd

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.
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