Joe Paterno University
by PSU_sincebirth on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 PM EST
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PrintLet's just go ahead and get it out of the way. We can change our mascot to the Italian stallions and put a likeness of his glasses on the side of the helmet. All roads that go within three blocks of the stadium will be named The Paterno Way except university ave which we can name for Sue. When in Paterno stadium at Paterno field all refs must wear glasses and allow us to scream at them.
Point being: calm down. We all love Josph V Paterno but he would hate all this.
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Paterno County
If you can’t spell like an American, “Centre” gets tossed too.
by Jitterbug on Jan 27, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
America, Fuck Yeah!
Dammit I hate the French…
Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®
by leeharvey418 on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
For anyone who watched the NHL All Star Draft last night
I know it’s irrational, but the fact that they repeated everything in french annoyed me.
Note: I know why they did it,and I shouldn’t be annoyed at all, but I guess the stereotypical American in me was irritated.
Be careful . . .
You don’t need the ghost of Maurice Richard haunting you. That’s one intense spectre.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
Sorry, SubLime, THIS
is a spectre.
The caption is appropriate for us right now: When “F—- you!” just doesn’t cut it.
"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.
"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."
by PSU_Lions_84 on Jan 28, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I understand what you're saying, but
THIS:
was one intense dude. Look at the eyes.
"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka
Now I'll have nightmares!
They remind me of Mike Singletary’s, when he was getting ready to rip off a QB’s head.
"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.
"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."
by PSU_Lions_84 on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Commonwealth of Paterno.
On a serious note, I feel like the lion (all of us) is about to roar. In a good way. And I’m excited to see what that looks like.
The United States of Paterno
on the continent of North Paterno, with a permanent seat on the United Paternos Security Council.
by nickrapak on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
The Paternoverse.
Was getting kind of tired of that “universe” name anyway.
"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.
"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."
by PSU_Lions_84 on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Dude that's funny!
Maybe I will buy a star for 19.99 and name it Paterno! Least I could do.
by PSU_sincebirth on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Surgically replacing my balls
with 5" brass casters.
If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Bradley, tamer of offenses. Let them say I lived in the time of Paterno.
by SarcasmJam on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You're going to need a bigger jock.
On the bright side, the tea baggers will embrace you.
by Pentimental on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Tea baggers will fear him.
Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®
by leeharvey418 on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Any fumble or interception anywhere, in any league, that results in a possession loss, from this point forward...
a PATER N O V E R. I can’t tell you how many times we cheered for those in my lifetime and how wonderfully we were rewarded during the 1987 Fiesta Bowl. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Shane. Thank you, Pete. Pateronvers!
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