Oh for crying out loud, BOB. Where do you come up with these hairbrained ideas?
Old Man Euler ain't gonna drag his family to France or Japan for a football game. And while Hawaii is always tempting, nobody in their right mind wants to go to Tanzania to play the Mexicans in the Kilimanjaro Bowl. Didn't anybody ever tell you that Mexican Football is actually soccer?
What's wrong with going to Canada?
Yeah, it gets a little colder up there, but so what?
Their football is a lot more like ours, and they're a helluva lot closer for our alumni and fans to travel to. And cities like Montreal, Quebec and Toronto are all nice places to visit. And besides, they have their own College League up there so it's a great way to thumb our noses at the NCAA and Emmert.
Just think about it, BOB.
Canada might not be as pleasant as someplace warmer. But it has a lot of advantages to make up for it.