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BSD Reader Survey Results, Part One


As I mentioned yesterday, we were able to review 300 responses to yesterday's survey (and again, thanks for taking the time to help us out). We're going to put together a large review of your subjective responses to questions regarding what you like best and least about BSD, and what we could do to enhance our football coverage next season.

In the meantime, here's a snapshot of who you are, how you use BSD, and what sports you'd like to see discussed more often.

Star-divide

1. Are you male or female?

Male: 279/300 (93%)

Female: 21/300 (7%)

So this isn't quite the swordfight that Eleven Warriors appears to be, but it's close. Good news for BSDivas, you have the pick of the litter here. Bad news, have you seen these guys?

2. Which category below includes your age?

17 or younger 3/300 (1%)
18-22 24/300 (8%)
23-29 93/300 (31%)
30-39 85/300 (28%)
40-49 33/300 (11%)
50-59 35/300 (12%)
60 or older 27/300 (9%)

This is a pretty remarkable spread. 21% of our audience is 50 years or older and 40% is 29 or younger.

3. Are you a current or former student at Penn State?

Current PSU student 19/300 (6%)
Current non-PSU student 19/300 (6%)
Former PSU student 205/300 (68%)
Former non-PSU student 47/300 (16%)
Future PSU student 7/300 (2%)
Future non-PSU student 3/300 (1%)

Probably a wasted question, but I was interested to see how many of our readers were directly connected to the University, especially in light of the administrative nightmare we've collectively been through lately.

4. Do you have a SB Nation account, and do you comment on other SB Nation blogs?

No, I do not have a SB Nation account 138/300 (46%)
Yes, I have a SB Nation account but only comment at Black Shoe Diaries 100/300 (33%)
Yes, I have a SB Nation account and comment on 1-3 other SB Nation blogs 57/300 (19%)
Yes, I have a SB Nation account and comment on many other SB Nation blogs 5/300 (2%)

YOU GUYS. There's a whole SBNation world out there! NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, MMA, MLS, International Soccer. We even launched a running blog (Stride Nation) and a water polo blog recently. Create an account and jump in, even if it's just to comment here. The link to create an account is in the upper right corner of the page. Do it!

5. This whole social media thing. Do you use it for BSD purposes? (You may select more than one answer)

I follow @BSDTweet 82/300 (27%)
I follow the individual Twitter accounts of BSD writers 69/300 (23%)
I follow @SBNation and other SBNation Twitter feeds 23/300 (8%)
I've "liked" Black Shoe Diaries on Facebook 93/300 (31%)

I do not use Twitter or Facebook for BSD purposes 147/300 (49%)

Well, this seems respectable, although we'd always like for all of you who use Twitter and Facebook to be notified when we have a new post up. And to go all corporate shill on you, I can say that the SBNation feeds are very low on the spammy nonsense, so give them a shot. Oh, and:

Be sure to become a fan of BSD on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter!

There. Pettigano will be happy that I worked that into the post. That's his baby.

6. What sports would you like to see BSD cover more frequently?

Women's Basketball (23%)
Men's Volleyball (19%)
Women's Volleyball (33%)
Baseball (21%)
Softball (5%)
Hockey (34%)
Running / Track & Field (9%)
Soccer (19%)
Gymnastics (9%)

We had an "Other" category here as well, which drew multiple suggestions of the following: swimming, fencing, foxy boxing, and "your mom gardening in a thong". However, the most common miscellaneous response was basically "if they're having a good season, I want to know about it." BANDWAGONERS. Many of you suggested that we use the Success With Hyperlinking posts for all-sports coverage. I think it's highly likely that we'll end up doing that.

Based on your comments, you'd like us to at least acknowledge the other sports more often and let you know how they're doing. One problem with the non-revenue sports: they're almost never televised, and highlights are nearly impossible to come by. So we'd basically be trying to provide information and analysis on sports that we can't actually watch for ourselves, which essentially leads to rehashing box scores and information from either GoPSUSports or the Collegian (on this point, OMG Fugi was correct -- the local newspapers have the blogs beat).

On another note, if you're a diehard fan of a certain sport, take it upon yourself to start writing Fanposts about it. I can't stress this enough -- that's what the Fanposts are there for. Let's face it, we're not going to be able to give you hardcore analysis of the backstroke, balance beam, or javelin. But if you're a former athlete or a huge fan of these non-revenue sports, the numbers above indicate that you'll have a fair degree of support if you start writing your favorite sports on a regular basis. I think the fear of writing about certain topics is that there won't be any feedback. Chances are, you'll get some responses and make new BSD friends over common interests.

Finally...

7. How often do you comment on BSD posts?

Frequently throughout each day (8%)
Once or twice per day (7%)
A few times per week (13%)
Rarely (32%)
Never (40%)

This actually isn't surprising, and may even reflect a high amount of audience participation. A few people expressed that there's a cliquish nature of the commentariat here, which is unwelcoming to new commenters. I understand that to a degree, and I definitely think it's a problem for new commenters who disagree with the majority. It's intimidating to jump into an argument or conversation, and immediately be labeled as a troll or something similar.

At the same time, posts like this make me think otherwise, and perhaps we need a monthly BSD Virgins Club fanpost to draw new people into the conversation. We don't expect all of our readers to comment, but we'd certainly like to encourage as much interaction and conversation as possible. Some respondents suggested that they were having problems getting their accounts approved. We currently have a 24-hour waiting period from the time you create your BSD account until you can comment -- this is meant as a speed bump for trolls, of course. If you're having issues with commenting beyond that 24-hour period, I urge you to contact support@sbnation.com for help, or email me personally (link at the bottom of the page)

Part Two of the survey results will be along in a day or two. There's a lot of information, suggestions, condemnations, and other such things to filter through, and we want to do it right. Thanks again for your responses.

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I'll repeat my "other" sport suggestion...

Lots of cheerleader profiles (Female cheerleaders only, and no dance team)

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

You are bringing back the old debate....

On whether “cheerleading” is considered a sport. Many people don’t consider it so.

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

As much as I am also not a fan of the dance team

You never know where one will end up. Such as… HERE

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

how do you not like the dance team?

they dance and they are really good at it

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, pre-dance team

the cheerleaders did cheers during the break and the band played. And it gave me, the fan, something in which to occasionally get involved. Yell something, clap along, pump my fists, whatever. When the dance team takes the floor/field (solo) it’s sit on my hands, watch and listen. Very little “fan” involvement. That said, as my link above indicates, you never know. So I see the long-term value. Just not my instant fan gratification value. Except when I need to leave for a beverage or snack.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree letsgo

I enjoy the dance team. And my youngest grandson absolutely loves them. He thinks the high kicks are amazing. I like them too……

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."

by BMAN13 on Feb 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Call it whatever you want, just give me pictures

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheerleader wrestling?

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

What about the people who like men?

You know, like our 21 BSDivas, and the inevitable gay/bi men in the group?

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

We have male cheerleaders

and I bet we could throw together a men-of-bsd calendar if need be

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I was referencing the

“female cheerleaders only” part.

I’m actually friends with a former cheerleader, William Morrobel.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

If you are going to cover cheerleading and profile them..

The guys have to be covered too, and anyway, I would always be curious as to why a guy chose to be a cheerleader….

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

The perks are also pretty good

in terms of getting to travel with various sports teams, especially for football and the tournaments for bball and vball.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

they also get a scholarship and their books paid for

We had a family friend on the football cheerleading team the last couple of years.

He got to be the lion at some events also. The official one cannot handle all the appearances alone.

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

OK, now your selling it to me....

I guess I would have no problem being a male cheerleader then!

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely did not...

I just prefer to play a competitive sport, that is all. I just didn’t see the appeal. I didn’t know they received scholarships…that is a new one to me (and I don’t have any objection to it).

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Part of why I'm surprised with that as being a reason

IF it is a valid one, is that those guys don’t look like they have a problem “getting their hands all up in girls’ business all the time” on their own time! I would imagine those guys have a lot of female admirers…

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not that it's a problem

It’s just that it is a perk. Or a potential one at the very least.

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

C'mon...it has to be more than that

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope

especially considering the work a normal guy has to go through to get his hands up in some girls business.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Normal guys like us should work hard to get to that point....

Otherwise they’ll have to lower their standards!

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

And that is all I can really say, that can’t be the only reason.

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

school spirit

showing off your awesome gymnastics skills in a large venue

and having you hands up in a girls business all the time

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually responded to the wrong person.

I meant to say the perks was one of his priorities, since they get scholarships and the like.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

If I had it to do over again

I may choose cheerleading over Rugby. Multiple concussions or ample practice time with beautiful women. Hmmmm

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a women's rugby them, though

You guys never got together, compared scars ;-)

There was a real cute girl on my floor one year on the rugby team. If I had to guess, I would say she would have been a handful, on and off the field, if you know what I mean.

I mean in bed. Sexually.

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We were actually quite supportive of each other

The women’s Rugby team puts together one of the best sides in the nation year in and year out. They’re really quite phenominal.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the girls

on the rugby team are actaully pretty cute too

by ktd5048 on Feb 23, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry. I was speaking strictly...

…for the 97% of the respondents who listed themselves as “males”. I meant no offense. :-)

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm just sayin', it would be unfair

BUT from a male perspective, I agree with you…

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

It's all good!

Handshake?

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course, done!

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

..
no dance team

I have lost all respect for you

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL!

I say “no dance team” only because I briefly dated a girl who was an editor at the The Daily Collegian back in the mid to late 90s who, for some odd reason, had nothing nice to say about the dance team.

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Cat fight!! Rehr!

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, she was a b!?%$...

…and the “relationship” didn’t last long.

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

depends on which dance team

There was the official school one, and then more of a club one.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Sequined Sausage Casing

Okay, Kornheiser…

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

heh

now I’m thinking about sausages dancing.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BREAKFAST MEAT DEBATE!

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I personally prefer...

…Big John’s Breakfast Log.

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Anything from Epic Meal Time

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Funny, my friends and I always thought the dance team was hotter than the cheerleading squad

And we were let them know by shouting as much whenever they walked by our place in the stands on gameday. We got a few smiles and no restraining orders, so I think they must have appreciated the love.

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed (see my post below).

"I guess we had a couple of Catholics praying for US!" - JVP, after the down to the wire win over Notre Dame in 1987

by icavalera on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I miss her :(

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."

by BMAN13 on Feb 23, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Who is this?? You guys have got me all curious...

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

seconded

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

There was a dancer

a few years ago who was a looker and a redhead. I won’t go any further so as not to be a creeper.

by Artiefufkin10 on Feb 23, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok.....

So….

That’s it??

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I only post photos of Poz

but they are talking about the red head on the dance team. People commented on her at every game. She stuck out because she was the only red head in the group, and really pretty.

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In the photo I posted below...

Is it the woman in the middle of the second row from the bottom. She looks like a tall redhead.

She is attractive, but I wouldn’t say hot (if that is who you are referring to).

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The only redhead I see is on the vey bottom left.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The one I'm referring too

Is definitely a redhead

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok...

That is last year’s team, so yeah she must have graduated before last year….

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

She graduated in '09 I think

I had a couple classes with her, and she was over at my apartment one time studying with my roommate, who had a gigantic crush on her (who didn’t?) but never made it past actually studying.

#bigredsightings

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."

by LAPSU on Feb 23, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty anti-climactic

We were all pulling for him, poor sap.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."

by LAPSU on Feb 23, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

lets just graduate the players, not the sexy girls.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

here, Taken from WAU a couple years ago.

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."

by BMAN13 on Feb 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not bad

Frontal view anyone?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know about the dance team

is that a few years back (c.2008 or ‘09), I was in the club section and group of them walked by. There was a blond in the group who was stunning, and had absolutely the most exquisite rear end I’ve ever seen. So there’s that.

"I guess we had a couple of Catholics praying for US!" - JVP, after the down to the wire win over Notre Dame in 1987

by icavalera on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL....

I’ll have to take a closer look at the Dance Team next time i’m at a game!!

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol. Not everyone aspires to be a cheerleader

I was on the dance team in high school and never had a desire to be a cheerleader. Then again, the cheerleaders didn’t dance that much back then…in the stone ages of the ’80s. And the dance team dated its share of athletes.

No sequined sausage casings either…we had tuxedo tail jackets with short shorts. Like I said, it was the 80’s.

by psu87intn on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

"THE DANCE TEAM IS HOT!"

/waits for smile or restraining order

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Black Vinyl Catsuits for all!

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it me

or there are no black/latina girls in this thing?

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

2nd row from top

3rd from the right

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Also looks like there are a couple of latina women

Maybe even three

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Back in the day, there was a cheerleader by the name of Carmen Redfern. I believe the term FOINE was created just for her. And damn, it’s been 30 years and the stalker in me still remembers her name.

Striving for Success with Honor

by Frank O'Brien on Feb 23, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to high school with her sister, Elise Redfern.

She was (and still is) FOINE, too.

"I guess we had a couple of Catholics praying for US!" - JVP, after the down to the wire win over Notre Dame in 1987

by icavalera on Feb 23, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this particular suggestion...

…has prompted all 21 of the female survey respondents to post today. That’s awesome!

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll respond to you (but not to the dance team)

sorry, not my thing at football

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Gee whiz everyone is assuming

a sausage is fat. Hasn’t BSD taught us that breakfast meats are universally loved?

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I just didn't read your comment closely enough

or (more likely) my mind was working in a different, dirtier way, but I definitely associated “sausage” with something else entirely. I’ll leave it at that.

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd like a second portion of

entendre please!

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I was in a dance group.

35 girls, 3 gay guys, and 2 straight guys, and me.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You don't fit into any of those categories?

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Interesting that you didn't even put your own category in the mix.

Just went for a “me” instead.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You were afraid of mis-categorizing yourself?

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You might have the least amount of cateogrization confidence of anyone in the world.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is a very winning sub-thread

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Please

Like you ever get disconcerted.

And we’ve done a decent job here of being welcoming to females, but I don’t think I recall having seen anyone in the LGTB demographic reveal themselves, which kind of shocks me. Not saying, of course, that misd is in that category. I respect a person hesitant to miscategorize oneself and wouldn’t want to do so also.

But yeah, that exchange to me was very winning.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope I was clear that I was not trying

to imply that those are the only categories, nor that there are easily defined categories for everyone. Just that if anybody can make/name a category, it should be the person themself.

Although I do share your surprise. There have been subthreads that have devolved to moments where I was certain someone would reveal themselves to try and expand contributor(s) perspective, but I have not ever seen it actually happen.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Luckily,

sexual orientation seems to be a non-issue. And why should it? This is a sports blog. I find it pretty comforting to know that people don’t need to reveal much, if anything, about their personal lives to be accepted into the group. As jtothep expounded upon below, the commentariat judges you on the content of your posts, not the content of your heart.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It was clear to me

You’re rarely not clear to me, tho.

And that part was the winningest of the win. I’ve briefly battled with misd before, but I’ve always been intrigued. Afraid to miscategorize himself has only added to that intrigue.

But I dig it. I’ve long abhorred the concept here of ‘camps.’ Like we were all such children we couldn’t be both a fan of Joe Paterno and critical of some aspects of his coaching or behavior. Mutual Exclusivity is the bane of communities, if you ask me.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At the risk of having to say NTTAWWT...

I was going for more of the ‘you were afraid of miscategorizing yourself?’, ‘haha sure’ angle on what was disconcerting.

I’ve got no problem with what anybody is, but I expect them to know what that is for themselves.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm laughing at this again....

And must point out the obvious distinction between knowing ‘that’ for oneself and revealing ‘that’ for the internet.

But yeah, the exchange as it uncoiled, and now this serious offering from you, has me chuckling again.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Who said my offering was serious?

You were the one who busted open a can of whoopass psychology.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You used 'expect'

So I interpreted ‘serious.’

If it’s any solace, my chuckle is dissipating.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you killed it

But in so doing, you were funny.

Bah, I blew it. Mi dispiaci.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If misd' can feign identity confusion, I can feign discomfort in response.

…and then you went and analyzed it.

…and then I went and responded to your analysis.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We're nothing if not Accomplished Feigners

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Also Master Debaters.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But nowhere close to Cunning Linguists

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

LGTB demographic

You forgot the Q, jtot. What are you anyway, some kind of bigot?

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Q?

Like an omnipotent alien?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The "questioners" always get forgotten.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was implied

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Or taken for granted.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Going forward all polls will need to have a “misdreavus” option in lieu of “others”

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by Frank O'Brien on Feb 23, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, that was a lot of response..

I “haha, sure’d” myself because I had to go to work, and I was bordering on being late.

However, to be perfectly clear, I didn’t want to be categorized as being gay, or being straight, cause I’m neither (which leaves bisexual man).

AND, if I can reveal to the internet that I was abused as a child, I’m sure I can reveal my sexual orientation.

So no, I’m neither afraid, nor closeted, nor confused. Just in a hurry.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was going with Robot

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Misd, you are Penn State.

That’s enough for me!!

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Can definetly respect that

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome
So no, I’m neither afraid, nor closeted, nor confused. Just in a hurry.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Via con dios, oh swifty one

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody said the girls were straight or bi.

Speaking of sexual identity – Asexual? Seriously?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I can think of a lot worse places to be

than around 35 attractive, flexible women, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Side note: Greatest night of my life at Penn State was Blue & White weekend in I think 2005. It was raining so me & my friends decided to stay in our apartment on West College instead of going to a party at the Meridian. While we were inside hanging out, we hear something hit our window. We looked out the window and there’s a group of girls partying on a deck waving to us. We went over and it turned out to be the Whiplash dance team. There were 4 guys there and the entire team of girls. Best Blue & White weekend ever.

It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.

by Succss With Honor Always on Feb 23, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Pics or it never happened.

J/k!

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

These were the days prior to Facebook being as big as it was today.

This was actually the year that Penn State first became eligible for Facebook. I learned very quickly that Whiplash is NOT the Penn State Dance Team and any mention of “the Penn State Dance Team” is met with immediate looks of hostility.

It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.

by Succss With Honor Always on Feb 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA!

I could probably name a good number of those ladies.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

As 84 said so eloguently

Pics or it never happened

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The party was actually at the place of someone involved with the football team.

I think the guy was a trainer or something. He wasn’t aware the party was happening, so when he came back, the party ended pretty quickly. I really don’t remember much about that night except for the fact that I really regretted not getting anyone’s numbers.

It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.

by Succss With Honor Always on Feb 23, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, you're right.

Given that is the largest pool, it could greatly throw off the ratio too.

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy rec

What the hell just happened?

by Pete the Streak on Feb 24, 2012 5:35 AM EST up reply actions  

there's like 6 "club" ones now

I lost count how many Penn State dance groups were in the Homecoming parade last year. It’s getting ridiculous.

“I wasn’t good enough for this club…let’s make another!” and so on.

Fire Dan Snyder

by Cari Greene on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually the worst part of a football game

Is when the dance team comes on the field

We Are because You Were
Black Shoe Diaries

by Kyle_Martin on Feb 23, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

True.

And the only time I was ever close to field level, I was in the opposite endzone.

We Are because You Were
Black Shoe Diaries

by Kyle_Martin on Feb 23, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, you lack dedication

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You try getting a bunch of girls to leave on time for a game

It was like pulling teeth to get out the door early enough to get close seats :-/

We Are because You Were
Black Shoe Diaries

by Kyle_Martin on Feb 23, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

There were plenty of girls at those first Paternovilles my senior year

and teeth were not what was being pulled.

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure..

you were busy on the computer.

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." - Churchill

by Esteban d' Amur on Feb 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll never get tired of this

Poor Kyle. Talking to us on a late night thread instead of, well, whatever.

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Like herding kittens

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Question 7

supports the thesis that this isn’t that different from USENET stats back in the day – there are a lot of people who read but never comment (or only rarely). The survey probably skews this in the commenting direction as most of those who would care enough to respond to the survey (self-selected) could reasonably be expected to be disproportionately among the group that comments too.

by M1EK on Feb 23, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions  

I agree...

This probably is a skewed distribution, statistically-speaking.

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

The whole thing is likely skewed, potentially for the reason you state.

But it does have some valuable information, especially when you get into the text responses.

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

My reading comprehension is at

an all time low so bear with me. Based on your statement I would have expected a high % of commentors to have participated in the survey, but 72% fell into the categories Rarely and Never.

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

My writing comprehension

was very low too.

I mean that even with a survey that tends to self-select towards commenters, you STILL have 72% Rarely and Never, which supports the thesis that most readers never comment or only rarely do so (i.e. 90% or higher).

by M1EK on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Caring is criminal?

"Wherever you go, Penn State will go with you. You are now a part of her. Her image will be cast in your image. Your reputation will become her reputation."

by noodlebucket on Feb 23, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

In this case

probably.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In this case

definitely.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

recruiting coverage?

Hell, I’d volunteer to be a recruiter.

by smh244 on Feb 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

BACK OFF MAN, THIS IS MY GIG!

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i would think in a sport like foxy boxing

They’d need several “talent evaluaters.” Room for both of us.

by smh244 on Feb 23, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It is the sport of kings

the sweet science as it were.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You can have the foxy boxing gig

I want the lingeria football team when we get one.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got dibs on the Pole-Dancing Team.

If and when it comes about. I understand it’s a growing activity, and an easy score for Title IX.

So – back off on that one, kids.

What the hell just happened?

by Pete the Streak on Feb 24, 2012 5:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never Pass

Too many people would just ‘graduate’ to the End Zone.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

The NFL’s relationship with College Football, while not perfect, could serve as a model for how to run the Pole-Dancing team as a stepping stone to the professional world.

I’d like to hear more about Pete’s ideas…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I opted for

women’s jello wrestling, but it appears not to have made the cut.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

As someone who falls in the

comments throughout the day group and didn’t take the survey, for some reason I’m surprised by the number of folks who took the survey who don’t comment regularly or even have a SBN account.

Commenting for the first few times is akin to how you enter the local pool for the first time. You are surrounded by people you don’t know and they don’t know you. Do you start some idle chit chat with the local fauna as you wade slowly into the pool – or do you pick out the old and weak and plow them with a cannonball then point and laugh as you tell them to go f themselves.

There are ways to enter the din and be a part of the group and there are ways to instantly identify yourself as the asshole in the group. Every group has both, you just need to know which one you want to be. WTF, this is the internet, make up a persona and roll with it. The more freaks the merrier.

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Those people are just survey enthusiasts

But to your other point, it is much better to slowly work your way up to asshole than just try and jump right into it.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

MORE COVERAGE OF THE PENN STATE SURVEY TEAM!

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Easy rec

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So thats what you guys were doing

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YUP

Good times.

Consider this my official declaration of non-support of child molestation.

by 06Lion on Feb 23, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually one credit for surveying as a result of my Army experience.

The transit used to set up mortars is similar to a surveyor’s transit, so I got that credit. (And three for PE, so didn’t have to suffer through those classes.)

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying BSD is filled with urine?

I guess that would explain the yellow tint the comments have before I read them…

"My father did not have a broken heart. His heart was too strong. It couldn't be broken."
- Mary Kay Paterno-Hort

by Nittany_Ryan on Feb 23, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

urine...the right place

I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.

by spakajewia on Feb 23, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It took a really long time for my SBNation account to be completed

It was probably around 6months, even though I e-mailed them repeatedly for help.

by psualum9931 on Feb 23, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Because I didn’t have a problem getting my account, but I’ve had problem logging in sometimes.

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

You must have been

an especially difficult case. Maybe one of your references ratted you out.

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Who are the 6% that comment without a SBN account?

46% claim they do not have an account but only 40% claim they never comment. How do you comment without an account?

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by Frank O'Brien on Feb 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't respond either

Mostly b/c I had nothing to add and I was at work when I read it.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Big Ten...or just lose the sweater vest.

by amandakt on Feb 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How many total responses did you receive?

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

I think it was cut off at 300

"If there’s a villain in this tragedy. It lies in that investigation, not in Joe Paterno’s response to it," ~ Phil Knight

by rahpsu92 on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately...

I didn’t realize that Survey Monkey limited the number of responses I could view to 100. So I basically copied the poll twice to get 300 responses. As I watched the responses roll in, it was pretty apparent that 100 would’ve been sufficient, the numbers didn’t change much throughout the day.

by Chris Grovich on Feb 23, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

That's an interesting note.

Because statistically speaking, you would’ve needed a much larger sample size in order to accurately portray the total population. Even if you just take the 4700 registered users (taken from your BSD Milestones post), with 300 responses you’d be capturing everything with a +/- 5.5 percentage points at 95% confidence. IE, “I can state with 95% confidence that the male population is between 87.5 and 98.5% of the total population”.

With probably many more hundreds (or thousands) of viewers that don’t have an account, this window of confidence suddenly become much larger. The fact that you got pretty stable results after only 100 responses shows the incredible homogeneity of the BSD readership.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, confidence intervals...

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Your point being?

I know we’ve had this discussion before.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012

by Paige2PSU on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And the crew for this mission:

A mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's an awesome Simpsons shoutout...

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wham another homa...

That brings back Bugs Bunny baseball memories, thanks!

by FG Dreadnought on Feb 23, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Here ya go!

"Wham! a homma. Wham! Another homma. Wham! Wham! Wham!"

by LowcountryLion on Feb 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The problem is...

biased sampling negates most of what you can know about your population from a sample… and most people aren’t going to put the time/money into sampling more.

Being someone who does research for a living, there’s this really interesting give and take between statisticians who always want more data (and tighter C.I.’s) and researchers who understand how much time, energy, and money it takes to produce that data.

Practically one could argue that if the sample of the first 300 participants is biased, who cares? By virtue of a short time window you’ve selected most of the population that visits this site on a regular enough basis that the demographics will be a pretty accurate representation of them. What that same sample may not tell you is a good picture of the other people (the “couple times a month” folks) who don’t come here more often. As much as regular posters like to think they should be catered too, we already come here regularly… if BSD wants to grow their audience they have to focus on the other groups (and how the heck do you recruit them to fill out a survey other than leaving it up for a really long time and continuously begging people to do it).

by BNittsDeMilo on Feb 23, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a random sample anyway,

so it’s never going to be truly representative of the population. The closer you get to sampling the entire population, the more representative it will be, but there’s no way to even approximate what the population is here. All surveys suffer from selection bias.

I think these percentages are interesting, but I don’t put any faith in them as being representative from a statically significant standpoint.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012

by Paige2PSU on Feb 23, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True, I should have said all internet surveys.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012

by Paige2PSU on Feb 23, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree wholeheartedly

and I apologize if I offended anyone by trying to illustrate a point by incredibly simplifying the situation.

I just think it’s interesting to note that there was somewhat stable data after such a small sample (100 responses). I know it goes way beyond throwing a few numbers into a basic CI calculator.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

I just pulled out my copy of Statistics and Data Analysis: from beginner to intermediate. It was to do some shitty homework pertaining to all of this statistics stuff, not to answer these questions, but now I’m much more interested in answering these questions.

I’ll report back if actual work doesn’t over take me.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Quantoid Alert . . .

In this sub-thread.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Phys, what's the deal with that misplaced GPS unit or whatever?

I thought the faster-than-light barrier had been broken, and was tricking out my DeLorean for a return to the past.

Sign me broken-hearted.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

The day that article came out I was screaming about what a crock of shit it was to anyone who would listen, or didn’t have a choice. Within a week of it coming out, shit had been unraveling.

The problem as I saw it is that they didn’t wait for their research to be peer reviewed. They got greedy, scheduled a press conference, and talked to Rueters or whomever, who ran with it like crazy. It was a good example of what not to do if you feel you’ve made a potential momenumental discovery like that.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So are they still going with time distortion due to motion of the GPS satellites?

Or did I misunderstand the whole thing?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The reports I've seen cite a loose cable.

Even the tiniest extra distance that the signal has to travel could lead to a false report like that. Once repeated with the cable secured, the time was corrected on the same order that the neutrinos seemed to have beaten the speed of light by.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That was one possible theory

The last thing I read was that there was a loose cable. No, really. Apparently a fiberoptic cable may not have been completely plugged in.

From what I understand, the GPS thing may have already been accounted for.

I’m not in any position to really look completely at their data and methodologies and make my own comment, so I rely on others and only echo what I’ve heard that makes sense to me.

Even if this does (somehow) turn out to be true, I still don’t think they handled the situation correctly. You don’t announce these things through the media.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

I think its telling that as soon as the article was published some of the major contributors asked their names to be removed from the paper that they had published for peer review.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We know what it's like to be Reuter'd.

So you’re telling me to push the DeLorean back into the garage?

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

For now.

Although I’m certain that if we do ever invent time travel, it will involve a DeLorean

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Counting on it!

I’ve got “buy” options on three of those suckers, just in case.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I would've liked to see #5 also include an option for

“I have a twitter account” and “I have a facebook account”.

I’d imagine that the cross section of “I tweedle-dee” and “I follow BSDtweet and BSD writers” would be pretty large.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

I hate the twitter and facebook.

Otherwise I’d probably use them in conjuction with BSD. This is as close to ‘social media’ as I actively get

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny quote that made rounds awhile back...

On Facebook, I start hating the people I actually know and on Twitter I begin liking people I’ve never met.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think thats why I started hating facebook

I don’t give a shit what you ate for lunch unless you were 1)sitting next to me at work and it smelled horribly or 2)I was with you at some delightful restaraunt.

I could see possibly enjoying twitter, but I’m not about to put forth the effort to sift through the copious amounts of bullshit that exist there just to find the few gems.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly why I have no desire to have a Twitter account.

I really couldn’t give two shits what you’re doing. …and I for damn sure don’t need the attention myself.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That was twitter 2009

Twitter 2012 is the best source for breaking news — sports or otherwise. You don’t follow friends or celebrities who post nothing but crap. Instead you follow reporters (unless they tweet crap), news outlets, and people who stick generally to a single topic, such as PSU sports. I’ve found most of the twitter feeds offered by people on this site, both authors and commenters, do generally that. And I’ve unfollowed a few people who start off with sports and then wander off into the political or what they had for breakfast realms.

You sorta have to be ruthless about it. Pick your interests, start to follow people who feed those interests, and clear out those who haven’t figured out how to stay on topic.

by PSU Mudder on Feb 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

you also figure out who tweets crap pretty quickly

I thought Guy Kawasaki would be awesome, but he seems to be paid to tweet commercials, so I unfollowed him. Easy.

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

this, exactly

I’ve followed many a celeb who I’d expected to be witty or at least entertaining, only to unfollow a few days later.

Fire Dan Snyder

by Cari Greene on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing I enjoy about twitter

its completely malleable to your tastes and desires of what you want it to be. Granted, there is some BS to sift through and every now and then you have to clean out your follow lists, but if you get a bunch of bs on your timeline, its really your fault. You pick who you follow and you can add or remove them at any time.

I love my twitter feed now, because its geared mostly towards sports and people making jokes about sports. Throw in a couple of comics, musicians, and other interesting people and my timeline is full of sports news/info/hilarity. And yours could be something entirely different, you just have to choose it.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Your Time!

/cue terrible PSU ad on the BTN

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shoot... me...

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We have got to have

The worst commercials in the BIG

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, we do.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012

by Paige2PSU on Feb 23, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch.

(I’m kidding – I write for the joy of it, not for the fame.)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

We'll see where my life is in 6 months

I don’t doubt I’ll be an ardent supporter of the team, but whether I can give the proper amount of time/energy to writing about them is up in the air.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Well I think we had intended on covering hockey as well as your great posts.

But that clearly never came about, so there may be a bump in your future. Then again, I know nothing about PSU hockey, so are they even still playing?

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, they have one more regular season game tomorrow night

And then the tournament start next week. Everything will be wrapped up two weeks from now.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If I had thought of it

I would have made a joke about Drexel getting hotel rooms, just so their coaches could trash them and then blame it on the players.

\True story
\Happened at the State College Days Inn, IIRC

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

At Penn State

we call it the Bidness Center.

It’s where we do our bidness (drinking).

by PSUCharmas on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't they #1 ranked in the AHCA??

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, ranked #1 and will head into the tournament as the #1 seed

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks,

Can always depend on you for the hockey info IcersGuy!

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I like how you said "legible"

Like someone’s going to write it in MS Paint

"We gon' get down. We gon' do the do. I'm going to hit these mother****ers" - Dock Ellis, May 1, 1974.

by OctaShields on Feb 23, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, I was firing off a quick comment before heading back to work.

As soon as I hit Post, I realized what I had done. Meh. It’s my Friday, SO BACK OFF

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 23, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Have you met Rambler?

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

#OccupyESPN

by IcersGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Stride Nation!

Thanks for the info. I’m an avid distance runner and have struggled to find a good running blog that doesn’t focus on shoe types or how well the author’s dog ran that day. This made my day!!!

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

i see the appeal

but I just can’t get into reading about running…

i mean… you put one foot in front of the other… repeat… possibly moving your legs faster to increase speed.

I run a lot… am i missing something by not going to running blogs?

by Why did I Graduate? on Feb 23, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all, I'm with you there.....

But I love the enthusiasm by LB31Monster.

short in stature, tall in power, wide of vision & narrow of purpose.

by OLDLIONofNYC on Feb 23, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm really not sure yet...

because most running blogs pretty much suck. But at first glance, I’m liking stride nation. But, I admit, I’m a running addict and my dreams of making the 2012 Olympic team are only hindered by my lack of speed and athleticism.

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

We could start a debate about

running barefoot (or in Vibrams) versus regular shoes. I’m all for vibrams/barefoot!

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

does it take time...

for your feet to adjust when you move to barefoot?

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." - Churchill

by Esteban d' Amur on Feb 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I have some Vivo Barefoot shoes and I can only go 2-3 miles in them on asphault. But I wear fairly minimal shoes for half-marathons or longer and I get injured a lot less often than I did with supportive shoes. I adjusted to minimalist shoes over a period of 6-8 weeks. I’ve tried Newtons too, but I’m still not sure about those.

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been running exclusively barefoot (mostly on the track and in Ashenfelter)

or in vibrams for over two years. I just went cold-turkey one day and have never looked back. I keep a pair of Mizunos around for walking but couldn’t jog in them now if I tried. Back problems, gone. Ankle issues, gone. Knee issues, gone. I think everybody should at least give it a shot.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Why run

When you could just get in a damn car?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Done and done

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

AW HELL YEAH!

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ftfy
When you could just get in a damn K car?

So close!

You'll be my uncle now, you damn rascal!

by WorldBFat on Feb 23, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks World B

At times I try and downplay my massive love fo K-Cars since you know, some out there might be wanting to hate on me for it.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Man...

Non-runners always screw up a good running shoe / barefoot running conversation. Stupid rickshaws!

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

First question: Are you here all week?

Second question: How’s the veal?

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone here from out of town?

Or was that addressed in the survey?

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

not all K-Cars are "non-runners"

You'll be my uncle now, you damn rascal!

by WorldBFat on Feb 23, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

did a quick check. Seems you are right. Of the 987,951 K-cars produced, 427 are still “running”.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad but true

This is for those who can’t seem to turn over anymore…

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And have you ever seen a urine color chart on BSD?

I didn’t think so!
Man… I wish I could take that survey again.

I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6

by LB31Monster on Feb 23, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What, Chris

Does Penn State not have a Calvinball team?

@devon2012. Follow me.

by Devon Edwards on Feb 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions  

Well, Penn State does have a Quidditch team...

I wrote my ENGL 202A ethnography about them last year.

@devon2012. Follow me.

by Devon Edwards on Feb 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

nerd.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 23, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why, in spite of the fact that I do have some correspondance with the Chess Club

and they have success from time to time, I don’t write about them.

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Newsletter?

(Dont say anything to anyone else, but go ahead and send one my way)

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

What is why?

Being called a nerd? Or feeling like you’re being a nerd?

Either way, both are above your station as a genuinely cool internet dude. Plus, I’d totally read it.

WRITE IT! WRITE IT!

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I am aware of and comfortable with my nerddom

It’s because readership and comments would combine for single digits at a place like this. Just not the venue. For the level of work that goes into chess analysis and breaking it down for the general PSU / sports fan, it’s just not worth it.

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, wouldn't that make more ginuine in the blogger cred

All the old blogger heads have some story about the bleak early years, when nary a comment would appear in a post that took effort.

Now you’re saying the Shiny Red Bicycle of a payoff is too little to be worth it?

I mean, you’re probably right. I’d be skirting over the KL3 nomenclature and analysis, but I liked Game of Kings!

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Sports is a niche

PSU sports is more of a niche. PSU Chess might be the ultra-mega niche of all niches. I understand that.

That’s why I was hoping more people would respond with it. If they didn’t, that’s fine, but I’m not going to write about it unless several people are going to read and understand what I say on a level where we can actually argue about the validity of certain moves, strategy vs. tactics in certain situations, why the King’s Gambit is totally legit, etc.

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OH C'MON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I’m not going all fooge emo on everyone about it

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is fooge still cutting?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Cutting is too mainstream

Fooge is into grating.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Coarse or fine?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

probably depends on how angsty he is that day

or what selena is wearing

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you're a naughty girl, Selena...

I’m breaking out the rasp today…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as you don't

Break out a zester we will get through this.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry!? Oh your sorry?

THAT WAS A DICK MOVE GRANDMA AND YOU KNOW IT, SO DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE SORRY! …Oh, thats right, we were playing Sorry! My b.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NANA IS A CHEATING WHORE!

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Me

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I now have evidence to support that the

“no one likes Dane Cook” hypothesis is false.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I can tolerate him

In small doses. Thought he was funny. Then a small subset of my friends thought it would be fun to quote him ALL. THE. FRIGGIN. TIME.

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly my opinion of him.

His bits get tired very easily, but the guy’s funny.

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

His stuff is not funny

He just keeps talking about something random and stupid and getting louder and louder until you start laughing to shut him the F up

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

I suppose I may, then, be more down with the idea of reading about chess than actually reading about chess.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be into chess

But then I was introduced to the chinese board game ‘go’.

I’m still the most novice novice that could possibly exist, but the philosophy of the game is much more intriguing to me than chess.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I played until

I got distracted by the faster action and wagering in Backgammon.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wagering you say?

Maybe I’ll have to learn more about this Backgammon thing

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Always bet on black.

You'll be my uncle now, you damn rascal!

by WorldBFat on Feb 23, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuz that totally works out

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Never got into go

I hear it’s pretty sweet

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Theres a go app on the android platform

The free-one is pretty solid. It has a few smaller sized boards so that you can play faster games and start to understand how it works. You have to pay for the app with the full size board. Also, when you start getting good I don’t know how good the AI actually is (I’m not good enough to even think about that yet)

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You're making me feel like a total n008

I have an iPhone and don’t know how to play go

GO IOWA AWESOME

by ckmneon on Feb 23, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if go is on the apple store

I looked it up on my GF’s phone before I got my Android and couldn’t find anything. That was a while ago though, so I don’t know if thats changed.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

To quote today's Dilbert

“Maybe you should get your mind out of your niche.”

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You could get more hits

if the chess coverage had a really good logo, like anthropomorphic chess pieces beating each other to death (and possibly playing electric guitars) in a righteous battle with lightning flashes in the background.

by PSUCharmas on Feb 23, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear the chess games

at Hogwarts are pretty intense.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit'll FUCK YOU UP!!!

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard that losing

was a shattering experience.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

My high school team swapped

two rooks and a bishop for a 1st board once. Led us for 4 years.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

How'd you pull off the swap?

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The coach pulled it off

Stole the guy from Bermudian. Actually, the Berm coach was a much better player and coach, but the kid’s family moved into our district. Our coach always claimed the swap when discussing our ‘star’

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

That sounds eerily 717. What was your school?

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

C-Burg

Class of ’77

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ut-oh

Waynesboro here. Class of ’89.

Do you know Bman?

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Well at least you aren't Greencastle

I’m pretty sure I have made that comment ~5 times with you.

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, whew!

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

So BMAN and I were talking last night

about you and tailgating and the upcoming season over some Founders Ale last night.

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ut-oh

LIES! He’s a liar!

I dropped my 2 of my bros 6 tix for this season and prolly won’t get up as much as last year, tots & coin being the primary excuses.

Founders sounds nice.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hoping to make it up

for a few games this season. I made it to the Purdue game last year. Hoping to partake in some of his breakfast.

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Never met

Unless he was same vintage Cburg. So, maybe? But our classes were huge. My graduating class was 753.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I moved here in 81.

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."

by BMAN13 on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gone by then

I’ve only been back or through a few times since then. Although I miss the area, I have found that many small town areas in the So Central 717 are very similar, and a good place to raise a family.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you remember a dinky little store

called “Mom’s Candles and Crafts” on Main St?

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, kinda

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My folks

bought (got suckered into buying) that for my mother to run (into the ground) when she retired from teaching in the mid 70’s. I’m still amazed that any small crafts store can ever make a go of it.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This is so eerily similar to something my dad did

On Main Street in Greencastle. It was called The Clothes Closet. Pops burned 80 grand by the time it was done, and we were the proud recipients of some very hideous sweaters for 3 straight Christmases.

Yeah, retail on the main drags of these small towns crushed by huge class differences doesn’t seem like the best investment.

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The bright side is

it kept her out of trouble!

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad used to live literally

3 blocks from Main St in Greencastle

Fire Dan Snyder

by Cari Greene on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he never bought a sweater at the Clothes Closet

jtothetweet
"I’m not a from the hip guy," Brands said. "From the hip, gets you in trouble. We continually evolve, and you have to have that mindset.

by jtothep on Feb 24, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

77, might know my wife, graduated 78

She was a Short
Jtot, don’t laugh, yeah she came from Shorts and Smalls and is 4’11"

"It doesn't matter what people think of me," Joe said. "I've lived my life. I just hope the truth comes out. And I hope the victims find peace."

by BMAN13 on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll have to look

in the yearbook. I may have only known 50 or 60 people from ’78.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

A guy I played

V-ball with got his RecSpecs crushed by a spike once. He showed up at the next tournament with aluminum patch pieces riveted in place.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Not fruit of the loom,

What you really want is a more lose fitting cotton blend that can atleast be somewhat supportive and have some give when pulled to much.

Wait…I mean…I have no clue

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Mesh

/70’s CFB’d

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What loser is still wearing underwear?

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by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Really

I go as the wind goes.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I make my own wind.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

As do we all

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by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the edible stuff.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean you can

But if you don’t get one and walk around in that all day, can be a bit…sticky later.

And the ridicule from getting that ripped out of your pants is not fun.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy mother of God -

that would have gotten me a hypothetical kid so beaten up in Tioga County…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Also hard to buy them in bulk

So i have heard

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by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I may formalize Harvey's Law.

It will be kinda like Godwin’s Law, except that instead of general debate and Hitler, it will involve any discussion of underwear and Depends.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Go for it!

Gotta make your mark on posterity somehow, even if it is only a skid mark.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So much Shtick!!!

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

As for the several message boards I've been to

this is by far the easiest to break in to and start commenting. I’ve been much more hesitant on other places (and downright frightened of a place like FOS) to join in the conversation, but here its pretty easy. Here are some tips to help:

-Lurk for a while: Get your toes wet before you jump in. Learn the characters involved, the lingo, the jokes, etc., whatever makes you feel a little more at ease with jumping in.

-Jump in on a tangent: Nothing endears new folks quicker to the regulars is someone who joins in on one of our crazy tangents. Talk bacon or beer or babes (or hunks if you’re a lady). You’ll win friends quickly.

-Dont take it personal: We joke around here. A lot. If you think something might be an insult or shot at you, take a step back and reread it. Chances are the person responding to you might just be kidding around, and sometimes tone and context dont come through on the internet.

-Understand Fanposts and Fanshots: There is a difference between the two (no one reads the Fanshots) and it gets annoying if people start throwing out “Hey, what happened to Derek Moye?” as a Fanpost, or something of the like. Fanposts are geared more towards discussion topics, or longer, in-depth posts, whereas Fanshots are just for quick hit things like links, or videos.

Other than that, just be respectful, follow the rules, and have fun! And never say anything bad about bacon. Ever.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bascially what I did

Started getting real peeved about the lack of PSU news coming from my other regular sites last summer and stumbled upon this one. Waited and watched for a few weeks, then got an account and posted here and there. Now, I think 2 people recoginize my name and comments

/moving on up…to the BSD east side. To the delux commentor in the sky!!!

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Lurking always works

also, gameday threads can be good jumpin in points. They are crazy, but you can get real involved or just sit back and hide out and jump in when you feel comfortable.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Those do help out

Since most comments revole around…“another reverse?!@#” “why cant’ we get 1 yard on fourth and goal!!”

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My first comment...

was the day I found BSD. It was on one of Mike’s old drunk threads.

Ah, those were the days…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that was one of the first ones I read

which is why I’m still here today.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't remember what thread I got started on,

but it was pretty easy to jump in to conversation here. I lurked for awhile, though.

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." Joseph Vincent Paterno 1926-2012

by Paige2PSU on Feb 23, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It gets addictive after a while.

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Feb 23, 2012 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Don't actually eat bacon.

though I acknowledge the deliciousness and invite the subthread to start.

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You are missing out.

However, there are plenty of other tantilizing breakfast meats available.

There is sausage (I prefer Jimmy Dean’s Spicy variety that I can mold into pattys). There are also apparently these things called ‘pork rolls’, or, if you aren’t from Philly- ham. And there is always Scrapple. If you’d like to learn more about the merits of any of these breakfast meats just mention one of them and a subthread will develop

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 24, 2012 7:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Lurking?

Do you talk about all the goings-on here at BSD to your regular friends, like we’re your crazy cats or something?

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant commenting in general.

Though BSD as a whole is pretty addictive. I try to talk to friends about BSD but it always ends in blank stares and polite nods. I think it had just gotten to the point that my friends tune out whenever I begin to talk about anything sports related.

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

Were you talking to us, dwf?

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This exactly.

“and THEN the tipped pass was intercepted by [insert name here] and [insert name here] took it to the fifteen before being shoved out of bounds!” “…mhm.”

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Feb 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I’ve gotten a few friends hooked on BSD so I can talk about it now without sounding like a nutcase trying to explain everything. Though I still sounded like a weirdo after explaining who Octa was to my friends after we met last weekend. I just sum it up with “internet friends” and leave it at that.

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#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 24, 2012 7:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Internet friends sounds kind of odd,

like imaginary friends or inflatable friends…

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 24, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't it be good if

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I go with "sports friends" now.

"I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for this university." "Oh, I haven't done enough." - Joe Paterno.

by dwf5095 on Feb 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

My Mom reads this site now

I hate having to explain stuff to her. Sigh

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 24, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Why O'P,

did you just create a BSD Commenting Style Guide?

"Today we have experienced a great loss. This loss is incomparable to what we gained from coach Paterno." - Mike Wallace

by PSUinBOSSton on Feb 23, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Open Threads...

the Friday night and Saturday night open threads (especially during football season) are great places to wade into the BSD pool. There you’ll get some long tangents on food, movies, TV, etc.

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." - Churchill

by Esteban d' Amur on Feb 23, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I would add (and forgive me if it's in there and I missed it)

that if you post an image (as we here are wont to do), please put something in the “title” box so that those of us surfing at work (I can’t be the only one) can hide it from roving bosses and whatnot. It;s the standard practice at EDSBS and I think it’s a great idea.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm in full agreement here

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you dare float that idea at ATO

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait for it to stop rolling and then pick it up" Bob Uecker

by jman07 on Feb 23, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris should have

added an item for “Have you been banned by ATO?”

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cliques will likely develop anywhere one finds more than two people gathered.

Three people nets a primary dyad and excluded third party and off we go building, breaking, and reconstituting coalitions.

But, as jtot points out, this is the internet. The beauty of the web is that ignoring groups is easy. Hell you don’t even need a group — just read one of Galen’s wrestling threads with miles of intrapersonal communication proudly exposed to the world.

Frankly, of all the sites I inhabit, BSD is easily the most welcoming. There really is a wide range of intellectual diversity available here — most anyone will find fellow travelers. jtot is dead-on in disputing the notion of a narrow party line that must be embraced. Even on issues where surface appearance might suggest a sharp convergence, a closer reading will reveal quite a bit of nuance in individual positions.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Math nerds... chess nerds...

Now a sociology nerd…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

But I'm not a Quantoid!

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

But are you a kumquat?

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I chose to read that as if you were a child responding to your mother

Mother: You have lots of things going for you. You’re a sociology nerd.

SubLime: But I’m not a Quantoid! I really want to be a Quantoid!

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe in the deep recesses of my mind . . .

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hardcore analysis of the backstroke?

Please, backstroke is for wimps, if you want to be technical lets talk swimming the Fly or breast. There is some techique for you.

/noobs.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

Breaststroker

from the age of 12. Fly was way too difficult.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Then your fly technique was bad

I actually had my high school’s record in teh 100 brest for a few years.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought his bad technique was fly?

/Shaft lingo’d

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Check it out

I’m the c – a – s an’ the o – v – a,
and the rest is F – L – Y.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec for

Rapper’s Delight. Old school, Baby!

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Coulda been a question on the survey... Check one:

The Black
The White
The Red
The Brown
The Purple
And Yellow

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut yo mouth sucka

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Technique?

We were supposed to be taught/coached? I thought the coaches were just there to prevent actionable hijinks…

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually there are such things as coaches

Who are supposed to teach you stuff, and not just prevent you from drowning.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really serious, AGD

70’s, private swim club (but not elite)=not so serious coaching.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh i know you were screwing around

But have seen some coaches who act like that. Did coach and teach kids myself for a few years, I was a hard ass, but got them in shape and better.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Breaststroker

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."

by LAPSU on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

At age 12.

Impressive.

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh c'mon now

It’s hard as h*ll to go through life (er, swim practice) upside down and backwards. It’s much harder than actually being able to see where you’re going

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Do the coaches

still have to “catch” your head as you come to the wall?

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Under the age of 6 yeah probably

Over that, your just dumb then if you can’t figure it out.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Or the pool you swim at

Has a bunch of lazy dam lifeguards who don’t always put the backstroke flags back up after the divers are done.

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually that was me putting them up

And they were up damnit, I did my best.

/run out of room sobbing

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The guards at the Nat were good

It’s the guards at the pools in the Metro DC area that I have issues with.
And sorry I made you cry.
/hangs head in shame

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all good

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Just kidding

If you were able to log on here and type a coherent sentence I figured you could count strokes from the flags.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You would prpobably be surprised

I officiate high school swimming, and some of them can’t do that yet.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Most days I can

But there’s always the days where I space out during warm up. Thankfully, I rarely have to do sets at speed without flags these days.

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, flags?

We didn’t have flags in our high school’s pond…

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by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you atleast have a duck line?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Atleast if you have some aggressive geese, would motivate your swimming

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Cow pond?

With 12" of bovine slobber mud at the bottom? And incredible flora and fauna in the water if you were so bold as to open your eyes underwater?

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a chance

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve smacked into the wall head-first. You get used to it.

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch!

My first year qualifying for states I was a backstroker-hit my head on the wall and DQed. (missed warm-ups b/c my “teammate” left me behind in the locker room- hey, I was 11!)
I got smart and moved to distance free.
I don’t hit my head on the wall anymore, but I often run into the lanelines doing backstroke- they re-did the ceiling at my Y and it no longer has tile lines running parallel to the lanes.

by wonderlin on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes no sense to me

You hit your head and was DQ’ed, thats not right, you shouldn’t have been. Go back in time and protest that.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I was working on that going back in time

thing, but the scientists messed up the GPS cable thing. Neutrino was DNQ’d as a result.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I had you in mind

Along wih the 3 possible Delorians you will have once it is made possible. Damn neutrinos following what your supposed to do.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I blame the scientists

not the neutrino. He/she/it was doing what it could. It got Joyner’d, too.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Really pushing that Joyner'd

Maybe the neutrino’s Joyner’d everyone and actually are not predictable, just when people look then stop fooling around.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I want "Joyner'd" to get recognized

for what it is: A big build-up, with little to show.

You raise an interesting point about the neutrino. Where’s Physicist when you need him?

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay I see

Dude 1 – “I was with this chick last night”

Dude 2 – “Oh yeah, how did that go for you?”

Dude 1 – “Was a great girl, great dinner and night out…”

Dude 2 – “Did you take her back to your place?”

Dude 1 – “I did, but I Joyner’d her”

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Great example!

As long as you are Dude 2, not Dude 1.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Since i don’t get the girl to begin with, so don’t have a chance to Joyner her.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"We gotta get you a woman"

Tood Rundgren

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM72dV5SODM

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Better men than you have tried

Usually when friends try and get me a lady friend, they lose interest in like 12 hours and either forget about it, or come up wih outlandish schemes for me to get women.

Have been told to go goth, join a church choir, give up (my favorite), and settle for anything.

Yeah I have some great friends.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on down here, and

we’ll get you a job at Duke. Plenty of female grad students, staff, etc. Plus Carolina (at Chapel Hill) and NC State are in the same area.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I like that job part

Not sure I want to UNC gal, I mean how would it work? Me a Duke fan, she a UNC fan, would tear that family apart.

Since she just wouldn’t realize we are superior.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

My older son graduates from

UNC-Chapel Hill in the spring. He only applied at Duke and Chapel Hill; got wait-listed at Duke but missed getting in by a whisker. He was a lifelong Duke fan but has converted.

There are plenty of “mixed marriages” down here. Mix in the NC State and North Carolina Central crowds, and things get wild.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That blows that me missed out

It’s not like UNC is a schlub when it comes to schooling, a slight below Duke, but still good school.

Yeah, I don’t think Duke has gotten one charge all night, and most of them were.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually glad he's

at Carolina. I’ve seen some shitty things at Duke, and a lot of the kids leave there thinking they deserve $250K a year jobs, just because they’re Dukies.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke doesn't recruit from our area in NC.

He had several classmates also attend UNC-CH (upperclass & lower also). He really enjoys being light blue and Chapel Hill. I still have hopes that he will go to Duke for an advanced degree; however, he hasn’t shared any of those plans with us … yet. Our younger son is attending community college; yet at one time he announced he was going to Penn State!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Your noob comments upthread

Wasn’t so far off (at least BSD-wise). This is one acronym I’ve yet to figure out. Help a fellow swimmer out!

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh okay

Noobs are like newbies to the online gaming world. I never did these things, but had friends who were into World of Warcraft, and anyone who was new was a noob.

Thats where it is from.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I got noobs

It’s the TWSS that I’m lost on.

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh my bad

Yeah as guru states, Thats what she said.

I am really bad at acronyms so i often go to urban dictionary .com to find them out.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

My husband (the king of that’s what she said jokes) would be sorely disappointed in me right now.

And based on my comment, I should have fully expected TWSS.

by PSUbkstrk13 on Feb 23, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

There Was Swimming Shit

by M1EK on Feb 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

When I was lifeguarding

We actually called it AH, or anal hiccup. So we can yell this across the pool to other guards to clear the pool without embarassing the kid who did it.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Some counselors tried that on me

End of camp so they thought it was funny, wasn’t so funny when i refused to let the kids back in for about 15 minutes. Also banned the counselors from getting in the pool for a few days.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I wa a lifeguard at a water park

We called them “Brown Trout”. I know…not very original. But it was very effective over the radios.

"Either you love bacon or you're wrong."

by zipsmurd on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Your right

Not original, but if it got the job done, go with it.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sewage workers call condoms

“white fish”.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And you know this how?

Spending too much time with OSU fans aren’t you?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The "benefits" of a Lib Arts education, Aries,

is how I know.

As for the o$u fans, they have PennS. envy.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

See I meant

That the OSU education gets the thrilling job of sewer worker. But they like it since they are used to being around and talking about excrement.

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by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I understand.

Long week, with a long day tomorrow.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah yesterday

Was like that for me. Reading comprehension yesterday was like nill.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I am trying to keep a situation at work

from blowing up. The director tasked one of the other assistant directors to do a project, and she is dragging her feet. They are like fire and gasoline, and they’ve got the department in an uproar.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh don't you just love it

When people who are supposed to be the management are just dumb as hell and screw everything up and then make the little guy fix it all since they are inept.

BTW, you watchiing this Duke game?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, watching the Duke game.

Feeling like the refs are a bunch of drama queens with how they make their calls.

As for the office politics, meh. Too many people at Duke are content to sit on their hands eight hours a day. I want to start off every day by Gibbs-slapping over half of them, or as Solzhenitsyn said, “A kick in the ass is a poor man’s electroshock therapy.”

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the refs are

Really calling every little thing here, espeically on the Plumlee’s.

I used to deal more with office politics, but now inside man left for a better job, so not as connected, but relaly sometimes a few smacks to the back of the head with the look of “What the…” really should be mandatory atleast once a month for any manager/administrator.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is the Duke job site:

http://www.hr.duke.edu/jobs/apply/external.php

Sometimes a change of scenery works wonders. My e-mail is in my profile.

Just leave me out of the head-slapping — at least on the receiving end.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to expand my job looking

Alot of times I find out that I am slightly under qualified, or over quallified, never just right there.

I will definetly look at it, and will not head slap you, obviously unless you deserve it, and vice versa.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're into education

this is the area. Even some of the smaller private schools (Elon, High Point, Wake Forest, etc.) are good. Supposedly Elon’s MBA program is number one in the south or some such.

Plus, you know this area somewhat already — it’s not 100% foreign.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to just start

Throwing apps out anywhere and hopefully something will stick.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And don't get

discouraged. It’s still a tough job market, but is starting to loosen up.

E-mail me your resume’ if you want. Just put Aries GD or something in the subject line. I get tons of e-mails from people thinking that, since I am the business manager for Parking, I can get them out of a parking ticket.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You mean

You can’t get them out of a ticket? What the hell good are you then?

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can, but I don't want to.

I need the revenue from the citations.

I was in Special Forces, remember, Aries? I can do ANYTHING.

/LOLZ

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Forgot that part

Well revenue is a good thing, espeically when they were stupid about it, and like parking in a handicapped spot, sideways.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The situations I love

are the letters I get from “12 Park Avenue, New York, NY” complaining one of our parking meters cheated them out of a $1. (The lower-number the street address, the richer the house.) I write a letter of apology, pull a dollar out of my wallet, and throw them both in an envelope.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You could tell them

That it will cost them $2 for you to look into that problem, and basically be like, your move, rich prick.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Duke

is VERY concerned about image, so I have to play along. I’ve had people tell me, “Sending cash is gauche.” I tell them, “It costs Duke about $75 for every check it writes — I am not spending $75 to send this jerk $1.”

Crazy . . .

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Lord

$75 to write a $1 check. Something doesn’t seem write there, and I am not talking about the math.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the cost of the

Accounts Payable operation divided by the number of checks they write. They actually have to write $0.01 checks at times — just because they have to close out an account. You can’t write off a debt owed to a customer . . . .

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Geez

Just all so ridiculous to me, or shall i say, non logical.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

All part of the process.

The cash flow in and out of Duke is pretty amazing for a relatively small school.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be

My school is really small as well, but I doubt they deal with anything like that, or amounts. I mean we have to beg for money from everyone.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Pre-economic crisis

Duke had a $6 Billion endowment. It’s back up to about $5.7 B, the last I heard.

I’m out, buddy. Early wake-up for me — gonna pick up another fire extinguisher in the morning, to use on my boss and co-worker.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Peace out

Always great to go on tangents and talk with you.

Have fun with your co-workers, remember, don’t leave marks, thats how they get you.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

More Unoriginality

Sex in the Wave Pool = “Code Pink”

"Either you love bacon or you're wrong."

by zipsmurd on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Just awful

That you need a code for that.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Awful-ly AMAZING!

Dont act like you aren’t impressed.

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 24, 2012 7:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I was surprised with the age disparity in the poll

I thought I was in the older end of the group at 36 but glad to hear I’m not even close.

by mundyscorner99 on Feb 23, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

You can't even see

the crest of the hill, yet!

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We old geezers

had to know how to program VHS machines and write code on punch cards. If you can do that, the interwebs look easy.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting your code on the cards was easy,

compared to reorganizing them after you dropped your stack of 500 cards.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

While in the middle of parking lot 80

on your way from North Halls to the Comp Sci building. With the wind blowing.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And technically I didn't have to qualify

“with the wind blowing”. Since the wind never stopped blowing in parking lot 80.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't 80

the worlds largest open sided wind tunnel?

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure

if you needed water data, you went to Garfield. Wind data? Park it in 80.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

North Halls to Comp Sci was uphill right?

both ways?

All of our comments are irrelevant - LetsGoPSU

by jaytay13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, memories!

You brought a tear to my eye, Smee.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My Graphic Design Computer Class Lab

Was in an old janitor closet. On an Apple IIc. We had to write code to get a 3 color image (a flag) to wave. (really) AND I LIKED IT. (not really) btw, Smee… North Halls Represent.

by MsYvone on Feb 24, 2012 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I was surprised also

That so many older PSU’ers know how to use these new fangle dangle adding machines as much as they do.

/young whippersnapper

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I thought this internet thing was a fad

But it appears that it may stick around for awhile.

by mundyscorner99 on Feb 23, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well i am sure your

AOL account will run out soon, unless you get a new disk.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think there's an unlimited pile

of those damn things somewhere. I bet there are landfills entirely filled with them, too.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You could have gotten those things anywhere

For the longest time, like they were just giving them away at parade’s instead of throwing candy to the kids.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I saw someone on TV once

That collected them and had the different types all over his wall. It was pretty artistic, at least from my untrained eye.

by mundyscorner99 on Feb 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The HBO production office on Madison in NYC

Did all the walls (floor to ceiling) in the entrance area with different size empty film reels and has a monitor right in the middle running a continuous loop of white noise. Very visual.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That stopped doing that in my town

after three kids were decapitated by errantly thrown 5.25 floppies.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

(if you had said Bernoulli disks, I might have believed you)

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Throwing a Bernoulli disk

would come under the lethal weapons statutes.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to work for ASTM, but my office was at NIST in Gaithersburg.

This was in the late 90s, so CD writers were becoming very common at the time. I shit you not – we had archived data on Bernoulli disks. Nothing says state of the art like that did.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm young, but not that young.

I used to program the VHS player, but I’ve never heard of Bernoulli disks. Predecessor to the floppy?

by dbl5030 on Feb 23, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Think along the lines of an 8-track mated to a 3.5 disk.

I can’t get a pic to show up; here’s a link:

http://www.discinc.com/services/media-conversions2/media-types

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

First one is free.

After that, standard data rates apply.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The technology was shifting so fast in the 90's

that many places couldn’t afford to keep up. There were some folks who were afraid to replace A with B, thinking C or D was going to be available the next day.

I worked at Contel in the G’burg area for a year (around 1988) before they moved across the river to Chantilly, Virginia. Used to drive by the NIST office . . . I remember one time there was a guy out there, mowing the grass in a torrential downpout. What a hoot!

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

For about five minutes, I thought Zip disks were the shit.

So yeah… I know just what you mean.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still trying to get my head around thumb/flash drives.

I used to buy them for my sons when they were in HS. A 16-megabyte would cost like $20; now, a 16-Gig is half that.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Quince Orchard Blvd area.

Used to work at Contel in G’burg (around 1988) until they built their new HQ in Chantilly, VA.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Montgomery County, represent!

Did you by chance ever go to Ambrosia – a Greek dive on 355 in Rockville?

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it still there?

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They relocated and went a little more mainstream a while back.

The old store was better, even if you did have to share tables with strangers. There’s just no substitute for years of buildup on the cookware, I guess.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

bummer

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

We lived in an apartment in Frederick; did the work thing in G’burg, and then headed north.

If I recall, we were only there about ten months, so really didn’t explore the area all that much.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I worked in Rockville,

for Lightnet, during their purchase by Willtel(?). My drive from Germantown(correction for 84, we didn’t live in F) was interesting. I remember one intersection seemed to me like a place where the world met! Maybe six lanes EACH way! crazy, way back in the 80’s.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Very cool, Cari Ann!

I misstated earlier: We lived in Germantown, not Frederick. I worked in G’burg, wife in Rockville.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

my b, you fixed it!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I grew up here and moved back after college

went to Seneca Valley HS in Germantown. A football school, of course (many times state champs). Woooo Screamin’ Eagles!

Fire Dan Snyder

by Cari Greene on Feb 24, 2012 8:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll bet I have some of your Bernoullis

I used to get them in surplus loads from NIST, NASA, and Detrick (RIID unfortunately). I’m sure some of them are still laying around here somewhere.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe it or not,

they are still available on eBay:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bernoulli-Iomega-150-mb-disk-/330687574703?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cfe83f2af

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I still have some 8" floppies

and a hard drive with 12" or 14" platters.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah!

Had my geek on and left my post punguarded.

Alea iacta est...

by PSUGuru on Feb 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

AOL

lol

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."

by LAPSU on Feb 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Here you go

Blast from the past…

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The Future, Now Available.

Effing love it.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So Easy To Use,

No Wonder It’s Number One!

Run.

by Bob Sacamano on Feb 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I work in real estate

and and am astounded by the number of people who still use their AOL email address

UNCIVIL!

by letsgopsu on Feb 23, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I work in a Technology company,

and I’m astounded at the people who still use AOL Desktop.

by misdreavus79 on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

For your listening pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Funny how we can now be nostalgic

about things we hated back when.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 24, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

oooooh

they have the internet on computers now

by swiggy04 on Feb 23, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Homer find new info now

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The Internet?

Is that thing still around?

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Feb 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly why I love BSD.

You just don’t find multiple, intertwining streams of consciousness like this on many sites.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 3:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well you can

Just needs to be a bit x-rated – for those interwining streams but not of consciousness.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for that one blog for schizophrenics I was on

SHUT UP STUPID! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CRAZY BLOGS!

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are you sure it was a blog?

Are you sure you just didn’t have Microsoft word opened?

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

by psuphysicist on Feb 23, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that would explain the paperclip that was talking to me

SO IM NOT CRAZY AT ALL!?

I'm on the Internet cause I'm an Internet thug.
#OccupyESPN

by skarocksoi on Feb 23, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I tell myselves that everyday

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

During the holidays do you watch

The Bi-Polar Express?

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer Me Myself and I - rene

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rudolph

The Red. No, Black. No, Red-Nosed Reindeer.

He doesn’t fit in.

Humanum est pati.

by Smee on Feb 23, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY.

You mean the brown-nosed reindeer, because he was always sucking up to Santa.

The difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head? Depth perception.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody needs to put a bullet in that paperclip.

Fucker’s been begging for one between the eyes for years.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Done and done.

Now if I can just staunch the bleeding from my leg…

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Just outstanding.

"I think what the university did to him was grossly wrong" -- Mike Ditka

by SubLime on Feb 23, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Try this.

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never thought about the undead clippy

That will haunt my dreams.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If it really wanted to capture the essence of Office help...

one of the suggested topics should really be a complete non sequitur.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And...

You won.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No, we all won.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Word up!

"Make haste to reassure us, I beg you, and tell us that our fellow citizens understand us, support us, and protect us as we ourselves are protecting the glory of the Empire.

"If it should be otherwise, if we should have to leave our bleached bones on these desert sands in vain, then beware the fury of the Legions."

by PSU_Lions_84 on Feb 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo.

Indeed, yo.

Unrepentant Joe Paterno Apologist®

by leeharvey418 on Feb 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Word to your motha

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/ducks head in

//sees no politics
///sees no religion

[nodding]

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 23, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

Well I can fix that

You know who is politically and religiously…..nevermind, don’t want to get banned.

BSD 2012!!!

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow bringing back Ross Perot

I loved the Dana Carvey impressions of him on SNL

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't cry for them

The truth is the never left you

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose - Janis Joplin

by AriesGD on Feb 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Were are the bunnies?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

Still looking?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

This post was lacking in bunnies!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, smile

that should be a good one. Thanks all! Goodnite!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck

by ComfortHePuHuTh on Feb 23, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

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