Hey,

So you've probably noticed that I'm not here anymore. I'm going to assume if you have twitter that you know that I'm not dead, but for the sake of filling everyone in here we go. (I'll keep it short because I have no illusions that you have 15 minutes to read about my life story.)

Basically I've made my way to StateCollege.com, they're paying me pretty well, I get to work on the beat, and it's a step forwards in my whole quest to #HireBenJones.

Really the only reason I'm telling you this is so we can avoid a Fugi-geddon 2.0. I didn't get kicked off of BSD, and I didn't quit. It just worked out this way. #ThanksJerry

In the thank-you department I've appreciated the support you all have given me through the scandal. It's been hard on all of us, but I'm happy to know that there is a corner of the internet that is rooting for me on some level.

But anyway, I'm not dying and this isn't dramatic, I just wanted to fill you in, because you know, I'm just that full of myself.

#OhioStateSucks