You put a Philly fan in charge of the open thread, you get some predictable shots at Sidney Crosby (Did you guys know that his name sort of sounds like Cindy?). So for Game Two, here is your open thread and played out stereotypes about Philadelphia fans in general. Also, while they didn't win one until 1991, Pittsburgh has won three Stanley Cups in the past 21 years. The Flyers? None.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put some water in every Philadelphia Flyers fan's momma's dish.