Hey everybody! Since we've had enough BS talk for a freaking Monday (Because eff that noise AMIRITE!?), here's an open thread to blow off some steam and watch the greatest modern movie about July 4th involving aliens in existence. Now some of you might try and argue the Patriot, but YOU'RE GOTDAM WRONG because a) Despite what you might think, Mel Gibson is not actually an alien, just crazy and 2) The Patriot, while pretty awesome and starring Heath Ledger, doesn't actually take place on July 4th. At least not for the purposes of this argument. But anyways, Will Smith as the hotshot pilot who saves the day so he can marry his stripper wife Vivica A Fox! Bill Pullman as the President! The guy who played Data as the crazy scientist! JEFF GOLDBLUM AS THE HERO? RANDY QUAID DRUNK! YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Also, the greatest speech EVAH!

The only real question is what represents America better; ID4 or MAC football? TRICK QUESTION. Its ID4 because America is for winners, and we kicked some alien ASS!

Its on AMC right now, so WATCH IT!