Ok, so first, I woke up at 12 o clock, going all Kristofferson Sunday Morning Coming Down. You know what I mean.
Second, I had bacon mac and cheese and Mennonite-made lemon sponge pie for breakfast/lunch. Very nice.
Then I listened to Jimmie Rodgers' Blue Yodel number 10, which has the best lyric in history:
There's been a groundhog rootin' in my backyard at night. There's been a groundhog rootin' in my backyard at night. By the way my Mama been treatin' me, he must be rootin' all right.
Then I found out that some television station was going to be airing SMOKEY AND THE GOSH DAMN BANDIT which is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN HISTORY. !!!!
Finally, I found that Waylon Jennings sang a sad ballad with a large yellow stuffed bird.
Yes, this is how one achieves greatness on a day.
Only one thing left to do: Watch a Dan Gable interview.
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