Bill has been struggling mightily trying to coin an appropriate nickname for Graham Woodward, the 5'11" gunner from Minnesota that has looked an awful lot like Joe Crispin just a few games into his career. After coming up with golden names like B-Titty (Brandon Taylor) and Hoops McGloin (Montminy), he has struck out with Graham offering such feeble names like Baby Jimmer and Cracker. Jimmer Fredette has no connection to Graham Woodward or Penn State whatsoever besides being from the same hometown as Talor Battle, and Cracker is just too racist to even consider, no matter how corny it is to justify it with 'graham cracker'.
Other names that have been floated around - Baby Crispin, Crispward, and Biscuit. Personally, I am not a fan of any of those. There was some talk in the IGT about this, but I'm opening it up to BSD before Bill embarrasses himself again. What shall we nickname the great Graham Woodward from Minnesota?