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The $8 Deep-Dish Pepperoni Bowl

Anyone else relishing the fact that a pathetic 6-6 Pitt Panther team gets to enjoy a bowl game in luxuriant Detroit, in front of dozens of Panther Fanatics, whilst getting the crap beat out of them by Green Bowlers who are 6 point favorites?

When confronted with bowl bans, sanctions, and disdain by the general populace, one must resort to the simple pleasures of watching an old, degenerate rival sink to depths that are unimaginable to a Nittany Lion fan, even in the worst of times. Can you envision a scenario where PSU would EVER accept a Detroit bowl game?

Suggest you go to your neighborhood Little Caesar's, order a Pepperoni Deep Dish, go home, relax, and enjoy the beating this evening.

Where's my pipe?

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