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WELCOME GREG SCHIANO!

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Greetings, Schiano Men! I'm your new head coach. I hate puppies, justice, and you. While at Penn State, I pledge to murder one woman a day and serve her corpse on the training table. I also personally guarantee no less than seven losses per season. And now, I'm pleased to introduce your new coaching staff:

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Tim Beckman - Offensive Coordinator

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Tim Beckman - Defensive Coordinator

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Tim Beckman - Special Teams Coordinator (you're welcome)

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A drove of feral pigs will coach receivers, running backs, tight ends, offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, cornerbacks, and safeties.

See you in hell, mother fist fuckers!

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