I never liked parades. Even when I was in them (Armed Forces Day parades and such), I hated them. But Asshat parades really roast my acorns. The jerk-wagon collection of sports media writers trying to downplay any rebuttal to Freeh and prove they were right in their initial knee-jerk over-reaction and condemnation of Paterno just shows their minds are as wide open as a gnat's ass.