Hey its February 14th and there's something you were supposed to remember today....
HOLY SHNIKES, IT'S VALENTINES DAY!!
So if you're some stupid schmuck who now needs a last ditch effort to save your soon-to-be failed relationship, or a lovely BSDiva who is all alone for Valentines Day (Ladies, Y U no call?), the Penn State Football team is here to help you. #ONETEAM and all. Print one of these bad boys out, and feel the love (after you hand them to your significant other, that is).
First, everyone's favorite linebacker:
But he isn't the only defensive player to get in on the mix.
Sexy times. But don't think you can leave Moxie out of this.
There's an offer that probably doesn't sound all that tempting. I know how that feels Matty.
That one was a little blunt, so why not try something a little more subtle. Gerald Hodges has the soul of a poet.
But BOB is the final word on all things romantic here in Happy Valley.
He converts at least 75% of the time, you know.
Happy Valentines Day all. Celebrate your corporate manufactured holiday, you tools.