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Rushel Shell isn't involved in the latest Pitt allegations, but this is the most LOLPITT photo I could find. - Jared Wickerham

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This week in LOLPITT: Oh, Pitt. What are we going to do with you? From CBS Pittsburgh:

Police, undercover officers, and SWAT members were all called to the home in the 3300 block of Juliet Street about 10:30 p.m. Thursday night.

As part of an ongoing investigation, narcotics detectives say they bought drugs from, and arrested 22-year-old Darnell Reed-Young.

Detectives say they seized 20-bags of heroin, a marijuana bong, and a copper grinder. SWAT officers were then called in to break the door down, to arrest three other men.

Police say those three men were detained for use or possession of drug paraphernalia.

The three were identified as 20-year-old Pitt linebacker Eric Williams, 21-year-old Pitt tight end Andrew Carswell, and 21-year-old Pitt defensive linemen Khanyin Moslesy-Smith.

Just gonna leave this here and move on, because any joke I make will get topped by the commentariat. Have at it.

Little Drafty in Here: Last night was the first round of the NFL's annual ceremonial reading of names, and as usual the Bills Bills'd it up. Buffalo drafted Florida St. QB E.J. Manuel after trading down from 8th to 16th, passing up Geno Smith and Doug Marrone's own college signal caller, Ryan Nassib. Manuel was the only quarterback selected in the first round, and even though the mothership's Dan Kadar gives the pick a B-, he still considers it a reach. Round 2 starts tonight at 6:30. Here are your best available players (Gerald Hodges is the highest Penn Stater at 106).

Speaking of PSU linebackers, NOLA.com's Terrance Harris has a piece on hometown hero Mike Mauti and his draft prospects.

"It's not like I'm chasing some pipe-dream. I've just had a couple of breaks I had to fight through. You can't just quit because of something that is out of your control. I will quit whenever somebody tells me to quit."

Hoops 'cruitin: Texas transfer Jaylen Bond is visiting campus this weekend. Bond is a 6'7" combo forward who averaged 2.8 points and 3.2 rebounds in just 11.1 minutes per game as a sophomore in Austin, but he's a Philly guy who was originally committed to play at...wait for it...Pitt. Bond would have three years to complete two seasons, and he'd have to sit out next year. Temple appears to be his frontrunner at the moment, however.

No more pencils, no more books: Today is the last day of classes at University Park, so the seniors in the media circuit are getting all wishy-washy over their PSU careers. I won't share all of them here, but I thought TDC's Casey McDermott and OS's Ryan Beckler, Drew Balis and Sam Cooper each wrote something well worth your time.

And if you've never been on a campus tour, let Bill guide you.

Lightning Round: I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson?.....The NBA playoffs just got a little more interesting....."WITH MY FOURTH PICK I DRAFT AN ENTIRE PACK OF STAPLES. THEY'RE JUST HANDY.".....with two games left, #Pray4Wolves.


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