So I go on the series of tubes with the intentions of looking up some good Penn State highlights. Maybe some 1997 Ohio State, or maybe some 324, or maybe some 1994 Michigan.
But nooooooooo Rambler can't have what he wants because the internet hates Rambler.
Well, screw you, Internet.
The best I could come up with was that drunk Gary Moeller (though sadly not drunk here; frowny face - :() talking about the 1994 game (that's actually a somewhat informative video about understanding football in general, actually).
All of the great Penn State highlights from recent memory are wiped from the interwebs! The 10 Minutes or Less series - gone! 2005 Wisconsin - gone! And in, what is by far the worst injustice, the game highlights from 2005 Ohio State are gone! I CAN'T FIND ANY VIDEO ANYWHERE OF POSLUSZNY'S TWO SACKS OF SMITH! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, YOU PEOPLE!
As far as I can tell, the problem is because of copyright claims by "T3Media" - whatever the hell that is.
Adding insult to injury is that YouTube chooses this as its symbol for copyright issues ruining my desired videos:
No one uses that emoticon except for people who send annoying text messages!
I remember the scene in John Ford's rendition of How Green Was My Valley where the father, upon hearing that his son will not be going to college as the father wants, grabs his coat and hat and walks out the door. When the mother asks where he's going, he curtly answers, "To get drunk!"
Ugh, someone owes me a drink because of this. I can't live without these highlights. They're like as important as the Bible. Well, not really, but still.