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RAMBLER FORCES GEE TO RETIRE!

GAZE UPON THE NEAR COMPLETENESS OF MY TRIUMPH

Behold!

As those of you in the know know, I, ReadingRambler, conclusively proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that The Ohio State University, through connections established by President E. Gordon Gee, is morally, financially, and institutionally responsible for the degradation of Appalachia through the unjust and corrupt corporate behaviors of massive coal companies. I then called upon Gee to resign, and demanded immediate, harsh, but deserved NCAA sanctions for The Ohio State University's football program.

My friends, we are halfway home. Gee has left, but I will not rest until The Ohio State University's football program is crippled forever just as it has crippled so much of Appalachia.

Meanwhile, Gee's pathetic evasiveness continues:

"This isn't about those statements," he said during a phone call with reporters this afternoon. "I have apologized for those remarks and feel incredibly sorry, but I have moved on."

Of course he is right! His retirement isn't about those silly statements he made about the Catholics. His retirement comes because the public is finally awake to the extent of his crimes on behalf of King Coal! His retirement is because the hounds of Appalachian justice are at the door! We are after you, Mr. Gee, and we will hang you from a sour apple tree!

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