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The Tecate Strikes Back!

Shenanigans? You gbru shirely do not know Word and SpellChekc my friend.

Dear Gallon,

If you don't see the appeal of blowing up a piece of American

in celebrating America's independence.... well.... you're un-American sir.

Hahahahaha, young padawan how little you know, let me fix this for you:

If you don’t see the appeal of blowing up a piece of China

In celebrating America’s independence, while flying your foreign made EMERica flag….well….you’re un-American sir.

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If this don’t make you hard, you ain’t a United Statsian and get off my lawn!

Of course Avery Atkins is why Urbs couldn’t see Hernandez for what he was. Let’s face it, we must blame Urbs for Atkins fate. I mean, clearly Atkins just had boundary issues, and if Urbs would have given him one, NO!!! two more chances, of course he wouldn’t abuse again, history has proven this truth.

That’s right it’s a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning and I’m drunk. Fuck the man. Fuck the woman. I’m not going to walk straight for a week….I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m drunk bitches!!!!!!!

Does anybody else have a Big Red Rocket of Love?

Paula Dean? We're talking about Paula Dean, man. We're talking about Paula Dean. We're talking about Paula Dean. We ain't talking about the Spanish Language. We're talking about Paula Dean, man. When you come to the Rosetta Stone, and you log in, you see the color black don't you? You've seen them give the choices, right? But we're talking about Paula Dean right now.

And if this don't set off fireworks in yer pants,

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you ain't American, and get off my lawn!

!No, I don't take issues lightly and yes I've split beer on my shorts multiple times!

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