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Well well well


If it isn't our good friend. Beer. Hi Beer.

Listen, let's talk about memes. I appreciate them. They build character and communities. Really more than anything they mend fences. And while we're on the subject, gifs are fun. I mean, really, they sure are zany!

But I digress. I want to talk about people. People have a way of making me wish we still had plagues. Because fuck people. Except for people on twitter. Man, those people say some really important things. People on twitter are serious. I mean SERIOUS. They have really serious takes on all sorts of topics. Most of these topics are really important. Like sports. And celebrities. And if you're lucky you're take on something will get RE fucking tweeted.

As I was saying, Zach Zwinak doesn't wear gloves. Or sleeves. Or any of that other bullshit. He'd probably paint his face blue and not wear a helmet if Emmert didn't wear pantsuits. He'd probably ride a fucking horse from SOC 100 to ECON 200 and then pillage the shit out the Saturday morning breakfast in East Halls then use his fucking CATAPULT to launch his rage upon the frat boys waiting in line at Indigo all while STUDYING FILM. God damn.

Later. When is my WE ARE magazine coming cause I need to wear that snarky t shirt so people can either be like hahaaaaa I get it or whaaaat does that mean where is the nearest coffee shop?

Gooodbye.

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