At least two bets can be made about this matchup that might keep Nitwits interested in this game...
1) Over/Under on attendance? My guess is that they might reach 15,000, with 5,000 Florida State fans. No chance of this route bringing out the smell of mothballs on Pitt Gear this weekend.
2) Over/Under on TV sets turning to "Dancing With Old Men" or some other reality show, everywhere but Tallahassee (and maybe State College). Halfway into the second quarter is my best guess.
Since PSU is a 27 point favorite against Eastern-What's-Their-Name next weekend, this is the only thing between the opener and the UCF contest that really has me marginally interested in the outcome.
Where's my Pipe?