By the time the Big Ten Network gets around to showing us the spring game at 6pm on Saturday the game will long be over, stadium empty, downtown State College filled with football fans.
This is the open thread for those of us who will not be able to see the game before 6 pm. We who cannot attend the game in person, or who choose not to watch online via big ten 2 go, shall not be denied our right to a real-time, tape-delayed, open thread.
During tonight's tape-delayed showing of the Spring Game I will be attempting to make the Guinness book of world records. While perusing the list of all records kept by the good people of Guinness, I was surprised to find that there is no record kept for the most Guinness beer consumed during a tape delayed football spring game. Tonight is my night to leave a mark on the record books. I've got a few dozen Guinness Draught and I plan to rip through them tonight like Joey Chestnut devours a hot dog.
Any comments prior to the tape-delayed start of the spring game at 6pm should pertain only to the beer and food that you plan to consume during the showing of the game....no spoilers please.