In light of all the serious posts, it seems appropriate for something a bit more, tangelo. I mean, when was the last time we even had a serious conversation about breakfast meats? I just had some real maple syrup this morning and it changed my life. I may need to compeltely reevaluate my favorite breakfast meat when accompanied with authentic maple syrup as opposed to that high fructose corn syrup shit. I mean, it takes scrapple to a whole new dimension. I'm enjoying our return to traffic cone and scarecrow. I've missed our most loyal of linemen. It's also been a pleasure to see the Franklin & Co. setting off the police sirens on a nearly dayly basis, and it's even better when I realize police sirens are a good thing. Can we not find a more appropriate siren image that doesn't make me think someone just pulled a McNabb (although #5 will always love you!)? And for any new staff (and returning staff), welcome! I can't wait to see how you'll troll people with your subtle usage of "Nits". MIght I recommend an acrostic or two? Nobody woudl even notice. I'd try pulling it off right now, but I'm not smart enough for that shit. Maybe you could consult Urschel? I'm sure he could figure it out. I'd try to work in something making fun of Emmert, but he did that himself today with the whole #AskEmmert thing. If I was a Twitterererer I would've tried to come up with something witty, but I'm neither a Twitterite or a witty person, so I'll leave it to the professionals out there. Definitely my top two:
#AskEmmert do you clean your house with 409?
— Ali Marco (@amarco16) April 18, 2014
Grad rate of Uconn's basketball student athletes? 8%. Yet penn state has a culture problem where 60% of SA make deans list. #AskEmmert
— Malinda Miller (@MindaDiann) April 18, 2014
Anyway, you all have a great night. Quick question though, at what point of lattitude is "ya'll" acceptable? It's so much easier to say than "you all", but I've never met anyone from PA that used it proficiently. I really want to use it, but I just figure I'll sound like an ass. I'll consider moving based on this answer.
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