/Scene cuts to an arena filled with 60,000 rabid, screaming fans
/ENTER Jim Nantz
Jim: Hello friends. Welcome to Bill's first BSD Mailbag. I'm Jim Nantz, joined as always by my dear, dear friend Clark Kellogg. How are you today, Clark?
/ENTER Clark Kellogg
Clark: I'M DOIN' GOOD, JIM. REAL EXCITED FOR WHAT WE HAVE GOIN' ON TODAY.
Jim: Ah, yes, excitement. That must be an interesting feeling. As a robot, I am not programed to know excitement or love.
Clark: THEY'RE BOTH GREAT, JIM.
Jim: I'm sure they are. Regardless, we're here for BSD's Bill DiFilippo's first mailbag. We have been brought in to tell fans how they can go about submitting questions for Bill. Take it away, Clark.
Clark: WELL JIM, FOR TODAY'S MAILBAG QUESTIONS, ALL Y'ALL GOTTA DO IS GO INTO THE COMMENT SECTION, SUBMIT YOUR QUESTION, AND BILL MAY ANSWER IT DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD IT IS. HIS AREAS OF EXPERTISE ARE PENN STATE RELATED THINGS, BASKETBALL, SOCCER, AND PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. HE ALSO DABBLES IN QUESTIONS ABOUT MUSIC AND GAME OF THRONES. SUBMIT ALL OF YOUR Q'S. SHOULD BE A GREAT ONE!
Jim: Try decaf, Clark.
Clark: TRY A QUADRUPLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO, JIM.
Jim: Tip off will begin on Friday at 8 a.m. For more on this week's mailbag, we go to Bill in the studio.
/EXIT Jim and Clark
/Cut to me in my apartment
Bill: What the shit just happened? Eh, whatever. Leave your questions.