Welcome to the premiere of We Are...Mad Online! In what we here at BSD hope won’t be a frequently-recurring series, we take a look at some of the most off-the-wall, batshit crazy things Penn State fans tend to write when they’re #MadOnline after a loss. While it does seem that a good number of PSU fans are more encouraged than they typically would be coming off of a loss, we were still able to find enough material from the Twitterverse and message boards that will make you want to run to your nearest local hospital’s emergency room and use their special eye washer to wash out all the stupid you’re about to read.
Grade F for #TraceMcSorley. Sole reason we lost. 4 turnovers by himself. Fumbled 3 times https://t.co/KXBv1wmbm7
— Magnificent2 (@NoFreeSpeech69) September 10, 2016
Wow. And I thought I might have been a little too harsh on Trace for giving him a ‘C’ in my position grades post, this dude goes straight for the jugular. Forget about the piss-poor defensive play that got this team in a 21-point hole early on or failed catches that could’ve shifted the tide of the game, it’s all Trace McSorley’s fault.
Can we revoke Brendan Mahon's scholarship? And while we're at it, McSorley's too? And the idiot coach who thinks he's good? #PSU
— Mike_A. (@MikeAdamsWI) September 10, 2016
Does Mike in Wisconsin have any eligibility left? What’s his coaching background? Get on this, Sandy Barbour!
@CoryGiger Loser who choked on the biggest chance of his career. I hope he's on track for a degree, because Sundays are a pipe dream..
— Mike_A. (@MikeAdamsWI) September 10, 2016
Yes, we’re giving you a double-dose of Mike in Wisconsin, who totally appears to be a winner in life and thus can sniff out a loser like a fine block of cheese. No need to worry about DaeSean though Mikey, he will indeed have that degree in hand next May and will subsequently go on to become a raging success in whatever he does in life, even if it isn’t in the NFL. He’s also already more of a man than you will probably ever be.
I’m not aware of any alternate reality where a 4.5-point favorite (which is what Pitt was going into this game) is considered the ‘inferior’ team. This reminds me all too much of people who try to ‘unskew’ presidential polls that are unfavorable to their candidate of choice. Perhaps in this guy’s mind, the ‘unskewed’ Vegas line should’ve read something like -7 for Penn State, or something. Whatever man, you do you.