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Sdudnay night5 durnk fpost

That's right fbitchtres. It'a s santher edition fo the sunday night druikk post. As before, our hero was drinkindg whicle watching NACSAR. That's how thi sday started otu thoo. But actuilally I wasn't drinking during the drace. Everyt;hign was going tood this week with Jimmie Johngaon running in the otp five most of theday. Then Smoke (that's Tondy Stewart) wrecked him on lap 240 and I lsost intrerst after that. So we went to Outback for didnner. I had a copule of those big tall Yuenglign Lagers and letme tell ay, this bloke was buzzing. So cI ame home and deciced to keep the buzz goign. Had a vfew beers, broke out the Captian and Coke, and badabing, I'm drunk.

I don't want athis posts to b3e all about NASCAR thogyuh. So let's stalk asome footbva ll. Spring bpractice is going on righta now. Evreatryone says the davefensce is the cshit!@ Threy are dtottaly domingataing in practcie. That either means thruey are realaly good aor the offenxez is really babd. I thinks it's proabably a bit of gboth.

You knw the best apartt of blogging? I can get up in the middlels ov a post and make a drinak whenever I aant and ayou guys aodn't ven aknow. Hahaha. I just sdid it right athere. Can you tell? Nope. Now I just got upa to stake a piss. youre so not in tht e know.

Bakdc to football. I thorught the Nittany lions wswere going tall the way in 2007. Thaen Anthoy Scirrtota had to wrcdck it. Lemme tell ya. Scirroto is ahard enobugh to spell when you're so vber. Don't evern stryl it awhen yoru'e drink. Anwyay, fortget 2007 now. If these guys all tet suspencded or dkicked off the team, we're done. We'll stila have ta 8-4 season and go toe the outa back bowl. I'me ok witha that'. They make asome great staeks. Any I ov le those tall Yuucinling lagres.

UPDATE: The Morning After

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Nicely done, sir

by HornsFan @ Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15, 2007 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

You Stay Classy Happy Valley!
This is most humorous post I've read since the Pitt fans complaining about a 1 for 1.

by bdizz on Apr 15, 2007 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Great work
You might be my hero, Mike. I'll have to take a look at the stats, but this should move you into the top five, at least among non-fictional people.
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Around the Oval
http://www.aroundtheoval.com

by Sean on Apr 16, 2007 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

KLALKWEIOAAHAHAHAHAH1!!1!!ONE!!1
It's like you transcribed a Keith Richards interview.
-- RUTS! http://runupthescore.blogspot.com

by Run Up The Score on Apr 16, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuengling
You don't know how lucky you are.  For god knows what reason, I can't buy Yuengling!  (See below)  To help fix this hideous affront to me drinking quality beer, please visit Bring Yuengling to Georgia.com.

Jeff
Ramblin' Racket.com

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

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I thought you couldn't drink alcohol in Georgia unless you're in your bedroom under the covers with the lights out.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

Hail to the Lion!

by BSD on Apr 16, 2007 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually
Georgia's getting pretty progressive!  These days you can even nod to someone at the liquor store and not hear about it at church Sunday.

Jeff
Ramblin' Racket.com

by Jeff on Apr 17, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions  

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