Penn State Taking a More Politically Correct Image
Folks, this political correctness crap is getting out of hand.
University Park, PA
In the aftermath of the April 1 altercation between several Penn State football players and students in State College, the university Athletic Department has examined the corporate image of the athletic program and determined that certain changes are necessary. In attempt to create a softer, less violent image, these changes will be made effective immediately.
All references to violent activity will be removed from all university sanctioned slogans, cheers, and fight songs. These words will be replaced with words the Athletic Department feels better project the hard work, dedication, and sportsmanship we expect from our student athletes in keeping with our "Success with Honor" brand.
The school fight song, Nittany Lion, will remain as is with the exception of the last line in which "Fight for her honor! Fight! And Victory again!" will be replaced with "Play for her honor! Go! And Victory again!"
The traditional song Fight On State will require several changes since it holds several references to fighting, hitting, and striking. Effective immediately the words to Fight on State are as follows (changes in parenthesis)
(Play) on State, (Play) on State,
(Get) your gait and win,
Victory we predict for thee,
We're ever true to you dear old
White and Blue,
Onward State, Onward State,
Roar Lions roar,
We'll (cross) that line, roll up the score,
(Play) on to victory evermore,
(Move) on, on,
On, on, on,
(Move) on, on,
Penn State!
To help acclimate our loyal fans to these changes, the new song lyrics will be displayed on all stadium scoreboards before, during, and after all university sanctioned games. We encourage Penn State fans to review these changes and continue cheering on our student athletes.
More After the Jump
This was just a joke. The fight songs are ok (as far as I know). So better recall that email to Tim Curley.
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Good Grief
Nothing in academia surprises me anymore.
Of course, this COULD happen in the near future. Sigh....
by Pete the Streak on Jul 5, 2007 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
Posters
I thought it was satire
Two More Changes..........
Roll up the score
"Roll up the score" could now be "We won't keep score"
by underscore on Jul 5, 2007 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You Jacknut!
I'm just waiting for them to remove "Nittany" -
Although I've never, myself, been there - (when singing along to the Alma Mater) I always sing "when we stood at boyhood's gate...Into men; into men."
I do however, replace (in The Nittany Lion) "molder of men" with "moldy old men".
Moulder of Men
Moulder of Men, and Women!
by BSD on Jul 5, 2007 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST MEN!
I was in the band (98, 99, 00, 02), and the girls would the "and women" and the guys would yell "just men!) after.
by Duck on Jul 5, 2007 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I've heard....
by speedomike02 on Jul 5, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Better, more timely song
It's only just a felony,
Acquittal we predict for thee,
We've immunity in the dear old
White and Blue,
Onward State, Fire up that hate,
Roar Lions roar,
We'll cross that line, bust down that door,
Fight with great odds evermore,
Skirmish, Fracas, rumble
Pretend we're in the jungle
Fight, on, on,
Penn State!
by Reed on Jul 6, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

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