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Penn State Taking a More Politically Correct Image

Folks, this political correctness crap is getting out of hand.

Penn State Office of Sports Information
University Park, PA

In the aftermath of the April 1 altercation between several Penn State football players and students in State College, the university Athletic Department has examined the corporate image of the athletic program and determined that certain changes are necessary. In attempt to create a softer, less violent image, these changes will be made effective immediately.

All references to violent activity will be removed from all university sanctioned slogans, cheers, and fight songs. These words will be replaced with words the Athletic Department feels better project the hard work, dedication, and sportsmanship we expect from our student athletes in keeping with our "Success with Honor" brand.

The school fight song, Nittany Lion, will remain as is with the exception of the last line in which "Fight for her honor! Fight! And Victory again!" will be replaced with "Play for her honor! Go! And Victory again!"

The traditional song Fight On State will require several changes since it holds several references to fighting, hitting, and striking. Effective immediately the words to Fight on State are as follows (changes in parenthesis)

(Play) on State, (Play) on State,
(Get) your gait and win,
Victory we predict for thee,
We're ever true to you dear old
White and Blue,
Onward State, Onward State,
Roar Lions roar,
We'll (cross) that line, roll up the score,

(Play) on to victory evermore,
(Move) on, on,
On, on, on,
(Move) on, on,
Penn State!

To help acclimate our loyal fans to these changes, the new song lyrics will be displayed on all stadium scoreboards before, during, and after all university sanctioned games. We encourage Penn State fans to review these changes and continue cheering on our student athletes.

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This was just a joke. The fight songs are ok (as far as I know). So better recall that email to Tim Curley.

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Politcial Correctness
This is just plain ridiculous.
We Are Penn State

by Johnnyrad10 on Jul 5, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorry about the link
I didn't realize you guys couldn't see that. Yes, it's what they call "satire".
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

Hail to the Lion!

by BSD on Jul 5, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Good Grief
As sad as it sounds, I pretty much believed it when I read it.

Nothing in academia surprises me anymore.

Of course, this COULD happen in the near future. Sigh....

by Pete the Streak on Jul 5, 2007 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Posters
I got the idea for this when I read a message board post from a guy who knew someone in the ticket office or something. Apparently they made up schedule posters to hand out, but a higher up had them sent back when they realized the words, "Fight On State" were featured on the poster. It was just some message board guy, so TIFWIW.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

Hail to the Lion!

by BSD on Jul 5, 2007 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was satire
however, whenever I saw the broken link it actually got me worried. It's sad to say that this is an entirely plausible scenario in today's world. A Modest Proposal indeed.

by Nick Blonde on Jul 5, 2007 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two More Changes..........
In the spirit of true Political Correctness, shouldn't we stop using the feminine pronoun her to refer to a Nittany Lion ?  Also, shouldn't we remove "Roll up the score" from the words to Fight On State ?  That isn't very sportsmanlike :)
Eric Watters Atlanta, Ga.

by ech2os on Jul 5, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Roll up the score
In honor of those soccer moms in New England that stopped keeping score for their kids games...

"Roll up the score" could now be "We won't keep score"

by underscore on Jul 5, 2007 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You Jacknut!
I was so po'd for about 30 seconds.

I'm just waiting for them to remove "Nittany" -

Although I've never, myself, been there - (when singing along to the Alma Mater) I always sing "when we stood at boyhood's gate...Into men; into men."

I do however, replace (in The Nittany Lion) "molder of men" with "moldy old men".

by PSUgirl on Jul 5, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Moulder of Men
I know the Blue Band started this little thing for the Alma Mater where they add to that line singing

Moulder of Men, and Women!

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

Hail to the Lion!

by BSD on Jul 5, 2007 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST MEN!
You got me on this one too for about a minute...

I was in the band (98, 99, 00, 02), and the girls would the "and women" and the guys would yell "just men!) after.

by Duck on Jul 5, 2007 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sniff Sniff
I think I smell a series on politically correct fight songs.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

Hail to the Lion!

by BSD on Jul 5, 2007 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

now now...
You mean "Encouragement songs"

by underscore on Jul 5, 2007 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard....
That they're considering changing it from "We Are Penn State" to "We are non-biased community of people who value all opinions."

by speedomike02 on Jul 5, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Better, more timely song
Fight on State, Fight on State,
It's only just a felony,
Acquittal we predict for thee,
We've immunity in the dear old
White and Blue,
Onward State, Fire up that hate,
Roar Lions roar,
We'll cross that line, bust down that door,
Fight with great odds evermore,
Skirmish, Fracas, rumble
Pretend we're in the jungle
Fight, on, on,
Penn State!

by Reed on Jul 6, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

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