Maybe Joe Paterno reads BSD. Because after I gave my advice about the bully pulpit last week he decided to open up an entire practice session to the media, an unprecedented move to build good relations with reporters and try to get the topic of discussion off of his contract situation. Then afterward he held a press conference in which he displayed a level of candor that has become increasingly rare in the 82 year old legend. Unfortunately, the media would not let up on Paterno in asking him about his future with the program. Paterno seemingly argued with them for the first ten minutes as he casually sat behind the table and munched on a piece of pizza. Then like only Paterno can do he broke up the room with a few jokes and moved the conversation to football. FOS was gracious enough to offer the audio if you would like to listen to it. It's highly entertaining. Especially the part where Joe gets tired of getting the third degree from the media and steps back into having a conversation with himself.

There were a few lines Paterno dropped that predictably the media latched on to and unfortunately those became the headlines on Sunday morning. Check out these headlines.

Paterno: Contract Least of Concerns
Paterno "Doesn't Care" If He Gets New Contract Or Not
Paterno Content With Contract Status
Paterno Dismisses Contract Inquiries
Still No Deal For Penn State's Paterno

And so on and so forth. Some of the best quotes went like this.

I've long held the belief that this isn't all about Paterno just wanting the record. He's not clutching onto his desk afraid to give up power. He really believes he can still do this job and he's having fun doing it. The last thing he wants to do is leave the program to which he devoted nearly three-quarters of his life in shambles.

But then Paterno drew the line in the sand with the coup de grace.

Take that, Graham Spanier. The old coot is going to go on coaching with or without a contract. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George signs a one year contract with a company under the pretense he's handicapped. Then when they find out he isn't handicapped they want to fire him, but they realize they signed a contract with him and they would have to pay him an entire year salary if they did. So they try to make the job unbearable for him by barricading his door and turning up the heat in his office to make him quit. But he keeps coming in to work anyway. That's Joe. He's just going to keep showing up for work forever.

Let me show you how we used to party walk back in 1945.

Fortunately some reporters took this rare opportunity to witness a Penn State football practice and actually, like, reported on football stuff.

Nothing earth shattering there. Lee was reportedly kept out for a tight hamstring. Nothing serious, but no use in beating him up now. He knows the defense. Save him for the season. Interesting to see Wiz running first team in front of Lucian. They split time last year so this isn't huge news. They may flip-flop tomorrow. Curious that Mark Rubin ran first team safety. Especially after reading this.

Maybe Davis is moving back to cornerback. We're terribly thin there after Wallace and Sargeant, and I feel better playing Rubin at safety than I would playing Harriott or Fentress at corner. Then there's this.

I don't put a lot of stock in this. We have plenty of talent on offense such that we don't really need Wallace there. This is either some gamesmanship on Paterno's part or Wallace just threw himself into the lineup to have some fun. You won't see him carrying the ball this fall, and I'll bet anyone who wants to take that bet.

He laid on the turf for a few minutes, until Joe walked over and shouted at the senior to "Get Up!.

The Daily Collegian has more on how Williams was utilized in practice.

Personally, this sounds like the old Derrick Williams to me. End arounds, sweeps, draw plays, bubble screens, and five yard out patterns. I'm dying for someone to tell me they're using Williams on slants and crossing patterns. Let him outrun people instead of forcing him to juke them out.

I love this little nugget about Stephfon Green from The Patriot.

I can't wait to see what this kid can do.  I haven't heard anyone say a bad word about him.

And how about the quarterback competition?

The Daily Collegian has more

Good to see it looks like a fair competition with everyone getting equal reps rather than just handing the job to the senior guy like we did the last two years.

It's tough to not get overly hyped in reading these things. They rarely tell you about the pass that hit Jordan Norwood in the ankles.

Finally on a lighter note, the coaches have installed (ok, maybe they enlisted the local techie guys to do it) an overhead camera in Holuba Hall to film the indoor practice sessions. Penn State is one of just a handful of schools to use a camera like this.

After seeing this Ed DeChellis got jealous, so Curley told him he could exchange his Polaroid camera for a digital one.